The Alien Wars 6: Da Capo

Session 596

Session Start: Mon Oct 24 16:48:54 2022
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<DeathStar> Date: 10-644.6.30
<DeathStar> Location: PAX
<DeathStar> *the PAX hovers over an older world that has been being scanned for the past few days*
<Seraphna> Jaime> So what’re we expecting to find here anyway?
<DeathStar> <Erevis> *looks up* I told you a few days ago. But I suppose I can repeat myself.
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "Please. I think I missed that."
<DeathStar> *Ren stuffs her face innocently*
<DeathStar> *looking a little pudgy*
<Seraphna> Jaime> I like hearing you talk about things Momma.
<DeathStar> <Erevis> With all your talk about the broken Emerald Sword, I figured we could look into Progenitor Relics if you are so interested in powerful items that might aid you. Believe it or not we do not actually have that many Progenitor relics.
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "Let me guess, offer only open to progenitors."
<Seraphna> Jaime> They should be the Empire’s. **she nods**
<DeathStar> *Erevis holds out a staff of sorts to Charlotte*
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "That was... oh, is there one I can use?" *takes the staff*
<DeathStar> <Erevis> Probably not, but that is one of the few Progenitor relics we have on board.
<DeathStar> *Ren studies it curiously*
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "Well, it was worth asking."
<DeathStar> <Erevis> Anyway, we shall go down and retrieve whatever is down there and bring it back.
<DeathStar> <Erevis> Then study it on the way back home.
<DeathStar> <Ren> I guess we better suit up.
<Seraphna> Jaime> **nods** It should be safe right?
<DeathStar> <Erevis> It is a location with a potential Progenitor item. What do you believe?
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "I'll see if I can use this anyway, but it's unlikely I can... and there's almost certainly going to be some trouble down there."
<DeathStar> <Ren> What does this particular staff even do?
<Seraphna> Jaime> Traps, possible monsters, wacky adventures.
<DeathStar> <Erevis> Lets see if Jaime or Jikuu know their history.
<DeathStar> <Erevis> What does this relic do?
<Seraphna> Jaime> Is that the staff you found back when you were going through the time loop?
<Alicia> <Jikuu> "Hmm... a staff..." *thinks back*
<DeathStar> <Erevis> Not exactly. It was in a museum and we broke into it. *She notes* It is a memory staff.
<Seraphna> Jaime> It’s a kind of finding? **she grins**
<Alicia> <Jikuu> "Sad that I can not remember, then."
<DeathStar> <Erevis> It contains the memories of the Progenitors, but also if the user uses it, it can show memories of oneself, one's lineage and more.
<DeathStar> <Erevis> The problem is getting lost in tramatic memories
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<DeathStar> *as they finish gearing up, Erevis inputs into the teleporter*
<DeathStar> <Ren> Alright lets do this
<Seraphna> **Jaime changes her gown into a tactical suit**
<Alicia> <Victoire> "Let me come too."
<DeathStar> <Erevis> Very well
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "Given how small this group is, an extra hand would be helpful."
<DeathStar> *Erevis finishes inputting and they warp to the surface of the world where the air is hard to breathe due to how little there is. Ren seems fine though and Erevis looks barely bothered*
<Seraphna> Jaime> **peers around and then glows, stabilizing herself through Spirit** I should really consider copying a Dragoon.
<DeathStar> *Erevis points at a cave and Ren marches toward it*
<Seraphna> **Jaime glides along the ground**
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "I understand, don't worry."
<DeathStar> *The cave as they enter is pitch black*
<DeathStar> <Ren> ... *Glances around*
<Seraphna> **Jaime muses and tries to form some glowing lichen on the walls**
<DeathStar> *Erevis pauses in forming a hyperspace ball* That was a valid attempt. *she notes as some strange alien goo forms, glowing with eyeballs peering at them*
<Seraphna> Jaime> The lichen here is… interestingly observant.
<Alicia> <Jikuu> "Can it think?" *seems to be trying to check*
<Seraphna> Jaime> Maybe. Terra can grow plant monsters.
<DeathStar> *as they move through the cavern, it looks like a normal cave until the group comes to wall with some patterns that looks like writing on it, the glowing eyeballs following. Jikuu would get primitive thoughts back*
<Alicia> <Jikuu> "... it can... it is not smart, but that it thinks at all is impressive."
<DeathStar> <Erevis> Let us see. This seems to be some ancient Erusian mixed with Progenitor stylings.
<DeathStar> <Ren> Can you read it?
<DeathStar> <Erevis> .... *glances at it* It seems to be merely saying: "Press forward".
<DeathStar> <Ren> Well I don't spy any other passages.
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "Is that all? I guess they don't mind us being here then."
<Seraphna> Jaime> Nice to know our ancestors were not above redundancy.
<DeathStar> <Ren> So ...?
<DeathStar> <Ren> What do we do? Break the wall?
<Seraphna> Jaime> Is it really there?
<Seraphna> Jaime> Oh wait, which word is Forward mom?
<DeathStar> *Erevis studies the wall, then points out the word*
<Seraphna> **Jaime reaches out and presses it**
<DeathStar> *The word sinks into the stone wall until Jaime hears a click*
<DeathStar> *the stone wall shuddering as it begins to vanish*
<Seraphna> Jaime> Thought so. It’s a literal instruction.
<Seraphna> Jaime> They probably assumed anyone who could read it was worthy.
<DeathStar> *on the other side is Prognitor headband of sorts*
<DeathStar> <Ren> That's it? No super weapon? That's lame.
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "I was starting to think it was going to push the wall."
<Alicia> <Victoire> "The brain is the ultimate weapon."
<DeathStar> *It floats over a pedestal*
<Seraphna> Jaime> Yeah, brains are hot.
<DeathStar> <Erevis> Go and take it - you earned it.
<DeathStar> *the eyeball lichens stare*
<Alicia> <Jikuu> "You were the brain here, after all."
<Seraphna> **Jaime blinks and takes it carefully**
<DeathStar> *the pedestal sinks and the area shakes a bit*
<DeathStar> <Ren> That doesn't seem good.
<Seraphna> Jaime> Oh it’s one of those pedastals. I guess we run?
<DeathStar> <Erevis> Let us depart.
<DeathStar> *Erevis moves for the exit as things begin to seal up*
<DeathStar> <Ren> *jerks an grabs Charlotte's hand, running*
<Alicia> * Jikuu grabs Victoire's doing similar
<Alicia> <Victoire> "Wait, can't we teleport?"
<Seraphna> **Jaime glides along**
<DeathStar> <Erevis> That is not a bad idea. Grab my body
<DeathStar> *As more walls rise up to block them*
<Seraphna> **Jaime hugs onto her**
<DeathStar> *Ren grabs her waist*
<DeathStar> *Erevis touches her forehead, focusing on the PAX*
<Alicia> * Jikuu holds on tight, Victoire holding onto both
<DeathStar> *Erevis warps out as the place seals itself, appearing on the bridge*
<DeathStar> *Down below, the entire complex explodes*
<Alicia> <Victoire> "Dramatic finish!"
<DeathStar> <Erevis> We should hand this over to Myria to study while we return back
<Alicia> <Jikuu> "Who knows what secrets the headband could hold."
<DeathStar> <Ren> Man, that made me hungry.
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "I hope it's not just an ordinary headband of fashion."
<Seraphna> **Jaime nods** It’s cool regardless.
<DeathStar> *Syiean begins to plot the PAX, heading toward Earth/Geyze*
<Jackieness> <Myria> *is in her workspace, tinkering*
<DeathStar> -TIME JUMP-
<DeathStar> Location: Myria's Lab
<DeathStar> *for the past few ours as the PAX has been flying toward Earth, Myria has been tinkering with the new Progenitor relic, learning what it is*
<Jackieness> <Myria> "Huuuuuuuuh!"
<DeathStar> *suddenly she hits something on the headband and a surge goes through the PAX; lights go off as the PAX stops*
<DeathStar> *Myria sits in the dark, doing nothing*
Session Close: Mon Oct 24 20:14:08 2022

Session Start: Mon Oct 24 20:14:08 2022
Session Ident: #TAW-Session596
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<DSTheMysterious> *suddenly she hits something on the headband and a surge goes through the PAX; lights go off as the PAX stops*
<DSTheMysterious> *MYria just remains trapped in her lab, doing nothing. The camera in the meanwhile moves elsewhere*
<DSTheMysterious> *Charlotte wakes up in another location than she normally does*
<DSTheMysterious> *the surge having knocked her out for a second*
<Alicia> * Charlotte looks around, confused. Something definitely feels different, too.
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<DSTheMysterious> *Charlotte finds herself in 1B in the kitchen, wearing nothing but an apron*
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<DeathStar> *it seems she was making dinner when the lights went out*
<DeathStar> <CHIP> One moment Erevis, I am turning the power back on. *he tells Charlotte*
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "Huh?"
<DeathStar> *the power turns back on a moment later*
<DeathStar> *in the other room, a confused Lenneth can be seen in her part of the manor*
<Seraphna> Lenneth> How did I get here? **she frowns and peers out towards Jaime and Adeline’s area**
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "I'm wondering that too."
<DeathStar> <CHIP> *to Charlotte* It seems some of the crew is acting strangely, Erevis - Lenneth. You should probably investigate it.
<DeathStar> <CHIP> The PAX sent off quite the shock wave. I am busy fielding reports from Earth and Geyze.
<Seraphna> Lenneth> **pauses and moves to a mirror, then yelps**
<DeathStar> <CHIP> You are not that fat today, Lady Lenneth
<Seraphna> **Lenneth mumbles and starts moving over to Jaime’s area**
<DeathStar> *CHIP lets out a strained, computerized sigh*
<Alicia> * Charlotte looks for a nearby mirror herself, already having a good idea what's happened, though not why.
<DeathStar> *Adeline is at her work place, doing notes*
<DeathStar> <CHIP> ... We seem to have a situation at KAtrina's bar. Several people are claiming to be other people. One is claiming to be you, Erevis, and causing quite the commotion.
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<Alicia> <Charlotte> "Ah, who is that?"
<Alicia> * Charlotte is already confirming her suspicions at a nearby mirror, seeing Erevis
<DeathStar> <CHIP> Ah, Charlotte. That troublemaker. Should I deal with her? Also Noire is running around half naked screaming
<Seraphna> **Lenneth moves to Jaime’s room and peers around for her sister**
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "... I'll deal with it myself."
<DeathStar> *Jaime seems to not be there. Who knows where Jaime's body has run off to*
<Seraphna> Lenneth> CHIP, where is Jaime?
<DeathStar> <CHIP> Ah, she seems to be going for Myria's lab.
<DeathStar> <CHIP> If you'll excuse me, I need to deal with other problems now. *he tunes people out, fielding calls from Earth and Geyze*
<Seraphna> Lenneth> Figured it out faster than I did as usual… on my way too. **she sighs and heads that way**
<Alicia> * Charlotte puts on some clothes and then heads out towards Katrina's bar. Jaime will probably have handled the lab by the time she's there anyway.
<DeathStar> *Jaime would find Lenneth shaking Myria silly in her body*
<DeathStar> <Lenneth as Jaime> Fix this!
<DeathStar> <Lenneth> I refuse to be a harem protaganist for the rest of my days!
<Jackieness> <Myria> "Huuuuuuuuuh!"
<Seraphna> Jaime as Lenneth> Okay that hurts my feelings.
<DeathStar> <Lenneth as Jaime> Do something!
<Jackieness> <Myria> "Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh!"
<Seraphna> Jaime> She can probably think better if you stop shaking her sis. You may not realize how strong my body is.
<DeathStar> *Charlotte when she arrives at the bar, would find Erevis in her body, being held by the guards as she tells Terra she is actually Erevis, and Noire fondling herself wearing barely anything* Why is this dream so real? *fondle*
<DeathStar> *Lenneth as Jaime lets go of Myria* Okay, what could have caused this
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "This is embarrassing... everyone calm down, this is fine. Wait, no, this isn't fine at all!"
<Jackieness> <Myria> *goes flop*
<Seraphna> Jaime> The mysterious progenitor artifact perhaps?
<DeathStar> *"Noire" and "Charlotte" both turn to eye her*
<DeathStar> <Erevis in Charlotte"> My Body!
<Jackieness> <Myria> "Owwwwwww..."
<DeathStar> <"Lenneth"> Okay, so lets just reverse it. *She begins to bang on the headset*
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "So, did everyone who went down swap bodies? Wait, why is Noire included? Wait, why was Lenneth?! Ahhhh, I don't understand progenitor tech!"
<Seraphna> **Jaime as Grabs her** If you break it we may not be able to. Are my hormones really that out of balance?
<Jackieness> <Myria> *points up* "Absolutely!"
<DeathStar> <"Noire"> Wait, this isn't a dream?
<DeathStar> *she flails and runs off to get dressed, heading for Ren's room*
<DeathStar> <CHIP on comms> We might have a situation
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "Oh, Ren..."
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "Yes CHIP, I'm sure we do."
<DeathStar> <CHIP on comms> There are reports of body swaps on other planets near us as well
<Jackieness> <Myria> "Did you scan any of the text at the axcavation site?"
<Seraphna> Jaime> Yes CHIP, can you locate whoever is claiming to be Adeline at the moment?
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "...oh no. It's not just limited to the away team?"
<DeathStar> <CHIP> Of course you meatbags are just concerned with who you are fucking. Let me find your special fleshbag
<Jackieness> 6* "Ren" comes out and eyes the barely dressed Noire running toward her while munching on pocky.
<DeathStar> *The half-dressed NOire runs past her, then soon emerges wearing Ren's clothing, it barely fitting*
<Seraphna> Jaime> Actually it’s because she’s an expert on
<Seraphna> progenitor technology… wait, meatbags?
<DeathStar> <CHIP> Ignore my terminology
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "CHIP... you're still CHIP, right?"
<Seraphna> Jaime> Anyway get her here. And any other techs we can find.
<DeathStar> <CHIP> Who else would I be? Id? Ha ha ha ha. ....
<DeathStar> -SCENE SHIFT-
<Jackieness> 6* "Ren" pulls out a large paper fan and dopeslaps "Noire"
<DeathStar> Location: Geyze
<DeathStar> *It's Luna's birthday, but there seems to be chaos going about today. While Luna is untouched, Selena wakes up and begins to scream and flail through the castle*
<DeathStar> <Celes> ...
<DeathStar> <Celes> I believe I am missing something
<DeathStar> *as Lumi and the Peacekeepers arrive for the birthday, Gwen is not with them*
<DeathStar> Location: Earth
<DeathStar> *on Earth, there's a few others that seem to be acting up - Angela would wake up to find herself sitting in front of the monitors and next to her is Zephyr, who is wearing a Chad scowl*
<Seraphna> **Angela peers around and rubs her face slowly** Wha… wait this is… **she peers down**
<DeathStar> *Aya is upstairs talking with Chad when Chad begins to scream *
* ChadWinters` glances up, quiet as he processes things and then clicks his tongue.
<DeathStar> <Aya> ...
<DeathStar> *Aya reaches over and nerve pinches "Chad" to shut him up*
<ChadWinters`> <ZChad> ...It appears I've switched bodies. Along with you. 6He moves to get up and stumbles as he struggles to re-adjust to this different body.
<DeathStar> <Aya> I never thought I could hear dad reach that pitch.
<Seraphna> **Angela winces** Chad screams like a little girl? Wait… **she eyes Zephyr** Oh that’s not going to traumatize Zephyr at all.
<ChadWinters`> 6ZChad starts to make his way upstairs to where he was. 1"She'll get over it."
<Seraphna> **Angela does the same assuming she’ll be checking on Cheryl** Why does this shit always happen when I’m sleeping?
<DeathStar> *"Chad" begins to stir, holding his neck* OW. Ow ow ow. Fuck
<DeathStar> *Cheryl seems to come out of the side rooms, with Chii hanging off the arm* Eyeing Angela's body*
<ChadWinters`> <ZChad> Probably because you sleep too much. 6He sighs as he runs over the steps and on to the floor Aya and he's on, crossing his arms in a stoic Chad stance.
<DeathStar> <Aya> So. How'd this happen?
<DeathStar> *Angela Cheryl begins to look for rope* Because we're in hell
<ChadWinters`> <ZChad> No clue. This isn't your doing again? 6He looks at her, a slight jokeful tone
<DeathStar> <Chad Zephyr> Oh this is hell all right. *She eyes her hand* I feel like an old man.
<Seraphna> Angela> I dunno, I got pretty lucky.
<DeathStar> *Angela Cheryl begins to tie a noose* Not me.
<ChadWinters`> <ZChad> It's because you are. Try not to activate any of my Weapon abilities.
<DeathStar> <Chii> No joking. *At that moment Erica walks through the door, deadpanned*
<Seraphna> Angela> Cherry, what’s the rope for?
<ChadWinters`> *ZChad moves over to his body and starts rummaging along his waste.
<DeathStar> *Christina
<ChadWinters`> *Waist*
<DeathStar> *Christina stands there8
<DeathStar> *Chii drags Angela Cheryl away from the rope*
<DeathStar> <A. Cheryl> Nothin'
<DeathStar> <Christina> *pulls Sunny inside with her*
<ChadWinters`> 6ZChad pulls out an Idlet and turns it on, letting it float up. "Id. Code 3X51T."
<DeathStar> <Chad Zephyr> Why's that thing obeying you inside of me?
<Seraphna> Angela> Okay then, I’ll start getting on the horn and find out who messed with sonething they shouldn’t have.
<DeathStar> <A. Cheryl> Also, hey Chris.
<ChadWinters`> <ZChad> Because it's happened before and I planned for it to happen again.
<DeathStar> *Christina nods, motioning to Sunny to go play in the corner before joining Angela as Cheryl* So what happened?
<ChadWinters`> <Idlet> Code confirmation. That is quite the unfortunate swap for you both.
<Seraphna> Angela> Looks like another body swap situation. Anyone seen a weird meteor drop?
<Seraphna> Angela> And having been there Zephyr, stay strong.
<ChadWinters`> <Idlet> I'm getting confirmation that this phenomena has occured across Earth and Geyze for sure.
<ChadWinters`> *ZChad crosses his arms again then makes a face and quickly shifts them behind his back.
<DeathStar> *CHIP sends information out, asking for all affected to come meet them on the PAX for a Body Swap Party*
<DeathStar> <Cheryl as Angela> What?
<ChadWinters`> <Idlet> My guess is that it originated at the PAX based on that message.
<DeathStar> <Zephyr as Chad> I'm going to break that ship
<Seraphna> Angela> Don’t you have stuff there?
<DeathStar> *She shifts, looking uncomfortable* I live there with megumi when i'm not working, but I'd still break it
<ChadWinters`> Thank god none of us swapped with Cran or Venerator.
<DeathStar> <Cheryl as Angela> Maybe wif we're lucky they swapped with each other
<ChadWinters`> <ZChad> Hah. If only.
<DeathStar> <Christina> Well, lets go to the PAX. *she gathers up Sunny*
<Seraphna> Angela> That would be pretty funny. And a little less creepy than thinking about Cran in Angel’s body.
<DeathStar> <Cheryl as Angela> Those two would be into it
<ChadWinters`> <ZChad> We might need your help on this, Aya.
<DeathStar> <Aya> I'll come along then
<DeathStar> *As they all depart, Christina teleporting up to the PAX with sunny, Zayne shows up a moment later* <Zayne?> ... *looks annoyed* Zayne...
<DeathStar> -SCENE SHIFT-
<DeathStar> Location: PAX
<DeathStar> *Noire Ren holds her head, sulking in the bar where people are being gathered*
<Jackieness> <"Ren"> *eyes "Noire" to make sure that nothing befalls her real body*
<DeathStar> *Lenneth Jaime paces annoyedly as Selena and Gwen have been gathered, Selena Gwen too flustered to meet eye contact with people*
<ChadWinters`> 6ZChad takes a seat, shifting a bit then just stands, his arms resting awkwardly at his sides
<DeathStar> <Ren as Noire> S-Sorry! I tought it was a dream!
<Seraphna> Lenneth> So who did we find?
<DeathStar> *Christina sits on the counter, taking in everything as Cheryl and Zephyr, each in their swapped bodies, look annoyed. Being old Man Chad now, Zephyr paced slowly*
<DeathStar> <CHIP> We have an emerency. Erevis.
<Jackieness> <"Ren" Noire> "This is annoying. And you need to get your appetite under control!"
<DeathStar> <Noire Ren> Hey, I burn off everything I eat right away!
<ChadWinters`> <ZChad> So how do we reverse this?
<Alicia> <E.Charlotte> *looks over at her body* "Who answers?"
<DeathStar> <Erevis Charlott> What is it? ... right. *She eyes Charlotte*
<Jackieness> <"Ren" Noire> "Then learn to master yourself like those mountain monks!"
<DeathStar> <CHIP> We have a Suisen member theatening to leave and Iko is MIA during all this. Lenneth and yourself needs to make them stay.
<Alicia> * Charlotte just relaxes a bit at that
<DeathStar> <CHIP> They are an important member.
<Seraphna> Lenneth> Which one?
<DeathStar> *CHIP directs Chad to MYria*
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "What could have happened to Iko?"
<ChadWinters`> *ZChad rubs the bridge of her nose* Why am I not surprised.
<DeathStar> <CHIP> I will try to locate her. This race is known for being a rich planet in ore that the Suisen uses.
<DeathStar> *brings up information* They are wanting better deals from us
<DeathStar> <CHIP> Teleportation times, shipping seals, more ship protection
<DeathStar> <CHIP> While Myria reverses this, you need to deal with this. *He opens a side room for "Erevis" and "Lenneth"*
<Jackieness> <Myria> *is working on the headgear in her lab*
<Seraphna> **Jaime sighs and heads that way**
<DeathStar> *a figure in a cloak sneaks into the bar*
<DeathStar> *Dragging another person*
<DeathStar> <Cheryl as Angela> That seems suspicious
<ChadWinters`> 6ZChad glances at the figure in the cloak trying to see who it is
<Alicia> * Charlotte watches them, trying to determine their identity
<DeathStar> *one definitely looks like X, though they move like Dias*
<Seraphna> Angela> Oh poor X….
<DeathStar> *X makes a noise and throws off the cloak, in DIas' body*
<DeathStar> <Dias X> ARggghhhh
<ChadWinters`> <XDias> I said I'd come along. You didn't need to drag me...you...us? all the way here
<DeathStar> <Dias X> This suuuucks.
<ChadWinters`> <XDias> And you haven't explained to me why your body feels....weird yet.
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "Oh dear..."
<DeathStar> <Dias X> Your body feels weirder. You got not bounce and styl.
<DeathStar> <Cheryl as Angela> ... Do we really have to hear this
<ChadWinters`> <ZChad> Well standing here's not going to solve this quicker. Aya, let's go meet Myria and help her get this solved quicker. Zephyr, don't break my body please.
<ChadWinters`> <XDias> My body is a finely tuned vessel to which super heroics pours out of.
<DeathStar> <Aya> Right. *She heads for engineering when CHIP alerts them to another problem* <CHIP> We have pirates incoming. ... do we have people on the guns right now?
<DeathStar> <Selena as Gwen> ...Pirates? Space Pirates?
<ChadWinters`> <XDias> The wrong flinch could or flex could cause you to punch a whole in the fabric of reality.
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "...are they hostile?"
<DeathStar> <CHIP< They are trying to harpoon our ship and board now
<ChadWinters`> 6XDias hops up, his boobs bouncing and he howls slightly, rubbing them uncomfortably. 1"How can you fight with these?"
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "Then, yes."
<DeathStar> <Dias X> How can you not?!
<ChadWinters`> <ZChad> ...Auto defenses and the shields should repel them easily.
<Seraphna> Angela> Pirates. Are trying to harpoon… the PAX?
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "At least we know it's no-one smart enough to be dangerous."
<ChadWinters`> <XDias> They throw my balance off. Do you strap these down with tape when you fight?
<DeathStar> *the harpoon goes through the shields somehow and enters the hanger*
<DeathStar> <Dias X> Later. *she runs off, haphazardly*
<Seraphna> Angela> This is a fever dream right?
<ChadWinters`> <XDias> No! You will not get in to a fight in my body without my proper instructions on how to use it! 6He runs after himself, awkwardly a bit
<DeathStar> <Lenneth as Jaime> Lets ... see if I can fight. *she hurries to join* <Christina> .... how does this Chris fight again with out magic...
<DeathStar> <Erevis as Charlotte> Come, Side kick. *She points at Noire as Ren*
<DeathStar> <Erevis as Charlotte> We will defeat the enemy.
<DeathStar> *she drags Noire Ren off*
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "It is my divine punishment for claiming to be the future empress of the PAX."
<ChadWinters`> *An Idlet floats by C-Zephyr* "I can teach you how to use his guns properly if you want to assist them.
<Jackieness> <"Ren" Noire> "Wait, you don't know how to use my body! Bakana!" *runs after*
<Seraphna> **Angela moves to help** At least I know Dragoon powers.
<DeathStar> <Zephyr as Chad> Fight in this old body? I'd break a hip.
<ChadWinters`> <Idlet> Why do you think he fights at a distance?
<Alicia> * Charlotte heads off after the others, realising something as she heads off. "... oh no. I don't know how to do progenitor things."
<Seraphna> Angela> Stick to the physical then.
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "That's never been my strength!"
<DeathStar> *As those fighting arrive a the hanger, they see pirates - actual pirates, with the hats and the hooks, hop off the ship*
<DeathStar> *they pull out energy swords*
<DeathStar> <Ren as Noire> .... How do I eat people?
<Seraphna> **Angela summons Cheryl’s whip after a moment of focus**
<Jackieness> <"Ren" Noire> "... ... ...they need to be attuned to...j...j...just...I just do thing, ok!"
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "That's... that is not a thing that is quickly taught."
<DeathStar> *Ren as Noire leaps at a person and tries to chew on them*
<DeathStar> <Dias X> What am I looking at?
<ChadWinters`> <XDias> Pirates wearing pirate outfits.
<DeathStar> *the pirate kicks Noire off and almost stabs Noire*
<DeathStar> **They pull out modern bombs and begin to lob them at the group*
<ChadWinters`> <XDias> Also I should warn you that you really need to hold back. Also only use your right hand to punch them. Don't use your left hand.
<Alicia> * Charlotte pauses, before assisting with psionic powers. These she has experience with, though is surprised at just how hard she ends up throwing the kicking pirate
<Seraphna> **Thena pops in holding a cutlass, wearing a giant pirate hat** Yarrrr!
<Jackieness> <"Ren" Noire> "Is this Thena's doing?! And be careful with my body!!!"
<DeathStar> *Charlotte throws the pirates and the bombs back*
<ChadWinters`> 6XDias then hops a bit and dashes in towards some pirates.
<DeathStar> *Erevis as Jaime begins to hyperspace shoot at pirates as X rolls her/his eyes and dashes in, punching pirates across the hanger*
<DeathStar> *as Charlotte
<DeathStar> *psionic shoot
<Seraphna> **Thena actually hyperspaces, popping around and fighting multiple pirates at once** Yer an hour early ye Space dogs!
<DeathStar> *The pirates, being knocked back, bring out their secret pirate weapon*
<DeathStar> *something comes out of the ship*
<ChadWinters`> *XDias kicks two of them, then twists and punches them each in their pirate booty*
<DeathStar> *it looks to be a mechanical dragon like creature*
<DeathStar> *Roaring and breathing fire*
<Jackieness> <"Ren" Noire> "...this is getting stupid!"
<DeathStar> *it breathes fir at Ren Noire*
<DeathStar> **Surprisingly, the fire is fairly hot - the flames being blue*
<ChadWinters`> <XDias> Now I regret never learning how to use Ripples. Oh well. Just gotta punch it! 6He dashes in moving in at it's side. 1"FEMINE POWER PUNCH!" 6He swings his right fist in for it's leg
<DeathStar> <x as Dias> Wait, what?
<Seraphna> **Angela leaps on its back and starts whipping into it**
<DeathStar> *The leg bends a bit as the whip damages it as well*
<DeathStar> *The dragon spewing more fire and melting parts of the hanger*
<DeathStar> *The pirates, those that are left awake, flee for their ship
<DeathStar> *Erevis as Charlotte uses darkness to grab them*
<DeathStar> **while Lenneth as Jaime just blasts them*
<ChadWinters`> <XDias> One more time with feeling. 6He hops back and then leaps forward throwing his left fist in for the same spot. 1"ALL OR NOTHING PUNCH!"
<Seraphna> **Thena pops in the ship ramp and aims Rio like a gun**
<Alicia> * Charlotte pauses, trying to summon hyperspace power in the same way as she normally does dark power
<Jackieness> <"Ren" Noire> *scrambles away*
<DeathStar> *Rio paws*
<DeathStar> *She uses thunder clash on the dragon and the pirates*
<DeathStar> *Charlott does so, accidently activating the memory staff at the same time*
<ChadWinters`> *XDias stands there, smoking from the thunder crash, blackened a bit and her hair frizzed out.
<DeathStar> <Rio> Oops
<DeathStar> *As the dragon topples over from the attacks, it's head comes off*
<DeathStar> *rolling toward those in the hanger like the ball in Indiana Jones*
<DeathStar> <Christina> Look out. *she tries to find Christina's gun*
<ChadWinters`> <XDias> X you're bodies incredibly resilient. 6He coughs out black smoke
<DeathStar> <Dias X> Oddly so are you
<Seraphna> **Thena tries to stop the head with TK**
<DeathStar> *Christina pulls out the gun as the head slows down*
<ChadWinters`> <XDias> Yeah, it's not often I get hit hard enough to feel anything right now.
<Jackieness> <"Ren" Noire> "Are we done here?!"
<DeathStar> <Aya and Adeline> We think we can reverse it now. Give us a few.
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "Looks like it. Do you need the staff active?"
<DeathStar> *Erevis as Charlotte walks over to Charlotte* Ah, you have it activated. as I said, it allows one to examine memories one might have forgotten, trace lineage memories, or examine memories of another
<DeathStar> <Erevis as Charlotte> I imagine once we return to normal the charge will fade though
<ChadWinters`> <XDias> It's gonna reverse...6He slowly puts his finger towards his nose
<Seraphna> **Jaime steps out as Lenneth and mumbles** Greedy…
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "What a shame I can't trace my own lineage's memories... though I guess spying on Him wouldn't help much."
<Jackieness> <Myria> "Ready!!!"
<DeathStar> <Erevis as Charlotte> It couldn't hurt to try.
<DeathStar> *could not
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "Then I will." *attempts to trace Venerator's memories*
<DeathStar> <Zephyr as Chad> *flexes her hand* I'm shocked he can still move
<DeathStar> *Ao and Leyaeh begin to gather the pirates to interrogate them later*
<DeathStar> *Charlotte falls over, into a sort of coma like state*
<Seraphna> Thena> Come to think of it this might not be the ones I was expecting!
<Jackieness> <"Ren" Noire> "Are you serious?!"
<Seraphna> Thena> Rio! Double pirate day!
<DeathStar> *Noire Ren bounces over, kneeling over her in Noire's body* Ah?! Charlotte? *she pulls Erevis against her chest, cuddling her into her breasts* Come back to me. Back to these bossoms.
<ChadWinters`> <Idlet> Not everyone has healing abilities on overdrive. Not to mention he spent 40 years in hiding without the same resources as others.
<DeathStar> <Bio> Double pirate day?
<Seraphna> Thena> Twice the battles abs celebratory booty!
<Seraphna> *and
<DeathStar> *Ao flicks Thena* Just help us get all of them arrested
<Jackieness> <"Ren" Noire> "Ren, that is my bosom!"
<DeathStar> <Adeline> Alright lets surge them all again. On 3, Myria
<DeathStar> <Noire Ren> But we both know she loves your bossom.
<Jackieness> <Myria> *pulls on goggles* "Ready, on your mark!"
<Seraphna> Jaime> **does something quickly off to the side**
<DeathStar> <Aya> 3.
<DeathStar> <Cheryl as Angela> Here we go
<Jackieness> <Myria> *flips the switch*
<DeathStar> <Gwen as Selena> I swear I didn't see anything when I woke up in your boooody
<DeathStar> *everyone falls over*
<ChadWinters`> 6ZChad sits down as he waits for the girls to do their thing
<DeathStar> 0TIME HOP-
<DeathStar> *the group wakes up, those who weren't affected having set them up in chairs. X opens her eyes*
<DeathStar> <X> >.. *touches her chest* Oh thank god.
<DeathStar> *She stands up and walks off*
<DeathStar> *Erevis rises and looks around* This is acceptable.
<Seraphna> **Jaime checks herself over, then pokes Lenneth**
<DeathStar> <Zephyr> ... *nods and looks around. Christina looks baffled, clearly not the same person who came here earlier. Infact, Zayne arrives and grabs Sunny*
<ChadWinters`> 6Dias hops up off the chair as he begins waving his hands.
<DeathStar> <Lenneth> ... ha?
<Alicia> * Charlotte wakes up, looking groggy still. "I probably shouldn't have looked at Venerator's memories just before the swap. Wasn't much time though."
<Sara> * Christina's eyes follow Zayne
<DeathStar> <Zayne> You need better weapons. *She tells Christina*
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Mmmmmmm?" *feels at her chest* "Everything is in place."
* ChadWinters` rubs his face as he stands up
<ChadWinters`> <Dias> I missed you my body. 6He hugs himself and starts skipping after X
<DeathStar> <Ren> Are you okay?
<DeathStar> *She asks Charlotte, placing her on Noire's lap*
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "Yeah, just a bit out of it still. A lot to go through."
<Jackieness> <Noire> "...what ae you doing?"
<Seraphna> Jaime> **picks up Lenneth** It seems I strong armed those blue guys.
<DeathStar> <Ren> She needs a lap pillow*
<DeathStar> <Lenneth> Why are you picking me up?
<DeathStar> *she blinks*
* ChadWinters` rubs the back of his neck as he says a different code to the floating Idlet
<DeathStar> *Cheryl picks up Chii and holds like a pet*
<Seraphna> Jaime> To carry you off for a sisterly chat. It is a “protagonist” thing.
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> Thank God.
<ChadWinters`> <Idlet> Understood. I will no longer treat Zephyr as if she was you.
<DeathStar> <Lenneth> ... You did something to my body.
<DeathStar> <Zephyr> *eyes Idlet*
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "... I'm glad CHIP was CHIP all thig time."
<DeathStar> <Selena> I will kill Gwen.
<Seraphna> Angela> Was bring me that bad Cher?
<DeathStar> *she eyes Gwen running away*
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> My head space has been screwed up for months
<ChadWinters`> <Idlet> My apologies Zephyr, it just means that you no longer have admin access essentially.
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> I don't need my bonds being messed with any more than they have been
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Mmmmm...and I need a shower."
<Seraphna> **Jaime hums as she kidnaps the Empress**
<Seraphna> Angela> True, but we’re all bonded anyway.
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> From a certain point of a view.
* ChadWinters` glacnes at Angela then Cheryl. 1"She messed with your body while she was in it?
<Seraphna> Angela> I’m unsure how to feel about that response.
<DeathStar> <Erevis> I feel fine
<Seraphna> Angela> Also… what?
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> Nah and I'll explain the meaning later.
* ChadWinters` nods. 1"Then I'll leave it be."
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "I'm just dealing with the aftereffects of using the staff. Not that bad, but it's a lot to deal with."
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> Just because someone might be connected one way doesn't mean it's the same connection from the other person's POV. Even if I Swapped with Chii that wouldn't be the case.
<Seraphna> Angela> I suppose. It was nice getting to feel awesome like you though.
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> *ruffles her hair> Lets get bck to the manor
<Jackieness> <Noire> *slids Charlotte into the next chair and then stands up*
<DeathStar> 8Ren nods to Charlotte* We'll help you sort through those memories
<DeathStar> <Ren> Maybe you'll find something
<ChadWinters`> You did good, Aya. Let's head back.
<DeathStar> *Zephyr eyes Charlotte as they leace*
<DeathStar> *Studying her almost creepily*
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "What's wrong?"
<DeathStar> <Zephyr> Just curious if it gets out that you might have actually learned stuff - and if it might get you killed
<DeathStar> <Zephyr> Once your mind processes it
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "... ah."
<DeathStar> <Zephyr> Just watch your back.
<DeathStar> *she says, shrugging*
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "Of course."
<DeathStar> *After Zephyr is gone, Ren speaks up* <Ren> How much do we trust Zeph these days; she is related to him as well
<DeathStar> <Ren> I guess we'll learn once your memories are sorted.
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "...yeah."
<DeathStar> <Ren> For now lets get you to your room
<DeathStar> *She helps her up*
<DeathStar> <Ren> So how did it feel to be a Progenitor? *She asks as they go*
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "Well, I learnt one thing for sure... I'm not up to being empress."
<DeathStar> -SCENE SHIFT-
<DeathStar> Location: Cheryl's Manor
<DeathStar> *As they return, there seems to be a message from Cran's Repliforce*
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> Oh this has to be good.
<ChadWinters`> Maybe something good will have come out of this.
<DeathStar> *Cheryl hits the button and Alouette is on there, poking fingers*
<DeathStar> <Alouette> Um, I'm leaving a message. Something strange happened here.
<Seraphna> Angela> Sweetie?
<DeathStar> <Alouette> *she keeps talking, being a message* Mister Cran began to total his office looking for stuff and was really mean
<DeathStar> <Alouette> And then after a while, he seemed to return to normal and then got mad at him totalling his office. And was nice again at us. You know what this was about? Thanks. *message ends*
<Seraphna> Angela> Hah. You got your wish Cheryl.
<ChadWinters`> I'd say we don't tell them and let them think it was an episode but someone will let the hat out of the bag.
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> That means not telling Alouette.
<DeathStar> *She sits down at her desk* Sometimes, I can have a good day
<Seraphna> Angela> Yeah I’m not letting her worry.
<ChadWinters`> Angela would've done it anyways so it doesn't matter. 6He sits down across from his, leaning back.
<ChadWinters`> *her*
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> Alright, so far another day has passed and nothing major has happened. Lets just keep doing what we're doing
<DeathStar> -END-
Session Close: Mon Oct 24 22:32:55 2022

Session Start: Tue Oct 25 14:55:12 2022
<DeathStar> *Adeline studies the progenitor relic*
* Dias` has joined #TAW-Session596-Minis
<Seraphna> **Jaime studies Adeline**
<DeathStar> *Adeline looks at Jaime and suddenlt Jaime finds herself in Adeline's body* <Adeline as Jaime> Interesting item. I suppose I can now use this to take over the Suisen Empire
<Seraphna> Jaime as Adeline> And I can conduct mischief.
<DeathStar> *She laughs* It is an interesting tool. I imagine it will be put among the other items of Erevis'
<DeathStar> <Adeline as Jaime> I will have to keep an eye on it
<Seraphna> Jaime as Adeline> **nods and pulls out a marker**
* Dias` studies his datapad at Cheryls house as an Idlet floats next time displaying a map of sorts for him
* Dias` is now known as ChadWinters`
<DeathStar> <Adeline as Jaime> Hm. *marches off to see who all she can command*
<Seraphna> **JAime as Adeline follows, her, smuggling the crown**
Session Close: Wed Oct 26 00:00:00 2022