The Alien Wars 6: Fumoffu

Session 7

Session Start: Mon Jan 06 19:20:27 2020
Session Ident: #Fumoffu-Session7
* Now talking in #Fumoffu-Session7
* ipo.esper.net sets mode: +nt
* ChadWinters has joined #Fumoffu-Session7
* Alicia has joined #Fumoffu-Session7
* Sara has joined #Fumoffu-Session7
* Jackieness has joined #Fumoffu-Session7
* Ariel has joined #Fumoffu-Session7
* KAS_ has joined #Fumoffu-Session7
* Ariel has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 200 seconds)
<DeathStar> 5
<DeathStar> 4
<DeathStar> 3
<DeathStar> 2
<DeathStar> 1
<DeathStar> -0-
<DeathStar> Date: 10-640.Holiday Seasonish
<DeathStar> Location: PAX
* Seraphna has joined #Fumoffu-Session7
<DeathStar> 6* With the holiday month upon them, but the end of the year not quite upon them yet, the team is in the club. A single decoration is up in the corner at the time, to signal the time of the year. Though those from Geyze might be a little confused since they do things a little differently - though they too have their holidays
<DeathStar> *Taiga sits at the desk, tapping her pen at it while letting people wander into the club doors*
<Seraphna> **Jaime muses** We need more decorations.
<Seraphna> **Kaelan stretches, peering around.**
<ChadWinters> 6Durt wanders in, moving to the fridge and rummaging through it
<DeathStar> *Sabrina walks in, wearing what appears to be a festive outfit*
<DeathStar> *bringing in Nicolette like always*
<DeathStar> *Durt would find lots of Eggnog*
<Sara> * Kaori yawns
<ChadWinters> 6Durt shifts the Eggnog around, looking past it
<KAS_> * Nicolette is dressed up a little, wearing one of her nicer dresses... but nothing that can be considered 'festive'. At least, not in this sense.
<Seraphna> **Kaelan pouts some, wearing a festive colored kimono**
<DeathStar> *likely, if Alicia wants, Nicolette would bring along Sparkling Justice, so for once all three magical girls are together*
<ChadWinters> 6Durt pops his head up from out of the fridge, shutting it. 1"Why's this thing full of egg based drink cartons?
<DeathStar> *Durt would find a hidden statch of whiskey for Taiga*
<Seraphna> **Thena pops in in a sexy Santa dress**
<DeathStar> <Taiga> Because a lot of our club members are young
<Alicia> * Sparkling Justice is in high spirits, despite not having any drink. Meanwhile, Asha sits back, enjoying the ambiance
<DeathStar> *Taiga glances up as people come in, spotting some new faces. She peers at Asha and Sparkling Justice, blinking. Sabrina nods to Sparkling* Hello
<Seraphna> Jaime> Who...
<DeathStar> *Adeline sits in the back, wearing a single red hat*
<Alicia> <Sparkling> "Hello! I am the magical girl, Sparkling Justice!"
<KAS_> <Nicolette> "Oh. Sabrina, this is Sparkling Justice. Sparkling Justice, this is Sabrina."
<DeathStar> *while Zegretta sits beside her*
<Alicia> <Sparkling> "Nice to meet you!"
<ChadWinters> 6Durt sighs. 1"They need to grow up faster so you can start stocking the hard stuff.
<Seraphna> Thena> Thena innocent and young! **she prances about it the sexy dress**
<DeathStar> <Sabrina> I am Sabrina. I'm also a magical girl. *She smiles and does a peace sign*
<DeathStar> *Taiga eyes Thena's outfit* ... You know you are just showing off your body like corporate PAX wants.
<Alicia> <Sparkling> "With three of us, nothing bad can ever happen!"
<Seraphna> **Kaelan sits with Zegretta and gives her a cup of nog**
<Seraphna> Thena> I AM corporate PAX though.
<ChadWinters> 6Durt eyes all three magical girls. 1"So if all three of you are here, who's protecting the planets you're supposed to guarding?
<Sara> <Kaori> Stunt doubles. *she says casually and yawns*
<ChadWinters> <Durt> That's not how that works.
<DeathStar> <Adeline> I heard if three magical girls are together bad things happen. Like japanese monsters
<DeathStar> <Adeline> That lust after their bodies
<Seraphna> Jaime> Oh my.
<Sara> <Kaori> You have been watching too many adult videos
<KAS_> <Nicolette> "Okay, that isn't cool."
<DeathStar> *Sabrina eyes them all, then turns back to the other two* It is nice to finally hang out with fellow magical girls. It has been a long time for so many of us to be in one place
<DeathStar> <Adeline> Apologies.
<Alicia> <Sparkling> "... that... that's wrong!" * She pauses. "But I guess it's possible the villain would do something."
<DeathStar> *Sabrina jerks*
<DeathStar> *Taiga facepalms into her hands*
<Seraphna> Jaime> Wait, What villain?
<DeathStar> <Zegretta> I feel like we have gotten off track
<Alicia> <Sparkling> "... I don't know, whichever villain would be doing bad things."
<DeathStar> <Sabrina> ... *she glances at Nicolette*
<DeathStar> <Sabrina> *as if to ask if this magical girl is okay*
<KAS_> * Nicolette shrugs helplesly
<Alicia> * Sparkling sighs, as if understanding the complaint, and yet... unable to avoid it.
<Seraphna> Kaelan> Is this place ever on track?
<ChadWinters> <Durt> If we have to face tentacles, I'm out.
* KAS_ has quit IRC (Read error: -0x1: UNKNOWN ERROR CODE (0001))
<DeathStar> <Zegretta> I think it would just go after those three
<Alicia> <Sparkling> "...I am suddenly filled with unexplained dread."
<Seraphna> **Angela slides in and writes “Meth Gators 2: Christmas Bugaloo” on the board before sitting**
<DeathStar> *Sabrina takes a seat, sniffing*
<DeathStar> <Taiga> ... *she eyes the board and spreads her arms as if saying - what?*
<Alicia> <Asha> "What is a Meth Gator? Or a Christmas Bugaloo?"
<DeathStar> *Adeline writes - Magical GIrl's Nemesis: Japanese Tentacles then sits*
<ChadWinters> <Durt> That one wants to keep beating a dead horse. 6He lets out a dry laugh
<Seraphna> **Angela draws a gator wearing a Santa hasn’t with a crack pipe**
<Seraphna> Hasn’t = hat
<Alicia> <Asha> "Now I'm even more confused."
<DeathStar> *at that moment Shion arrives with a food cart with nice sandwiches and alcohol for those with ID*
<DeathStar> *she pushes it in and begins to pedal her wares*
<ChadWinters> 6Durt grabs 3 bottles. 1"Put it on the clubs tab"
* Ariel has joined #Fumoffu-Session7
<Seraphna> **Kaelan moves over to get a bottle of sake**
<Jackieness> <Reikana> *walks in, in her dressed down disguise, complete with glasses and a wig*
<DeathStar> *Sabrina just gets herself a sandwich and Nicolette and Sparkling some food from the food booth*
<Seraphna> **Jaime muses and gets iced tea and sandwiches, plus some fruit for Gnome**
<DeathStar> *Shion nods to Durt*
<Sara> * Kaori tiredly gets up to get food
<ChadWinters> 6Durt pops the top of the bottle off one of them and takes a pull. 1"Thanks Shi."
<Jackieness> <Reikana> "Hi." *raises her hand*
<DeathStar> *Shion hands Kaori her food directly* There you go
<DeathStar> <Zegretta> Hello, mysterious girl
<Seraphna> Kaelan> Can’t imagine who this is.
<Jackieness> <Reikana> "My disguise isn't that good."
<DeathStar> <Zegretta> I was picking on her since I can't imagine how that works.
<Seraphna> Kaelan> Ask Thena. She somehow escapes crowds by putting in glasses.
<ChadWinters> 6Durt narrows his eyes at Rei then leans to Zegretta, whispering. "Who's she?"
<Seraphna> Thena> Everyone knows Thena is not nerdy!
<DeathStar> <Zegretta> I think she's Valen's girlfriend
<DeathStar> <Zegretta> No wait
<DeathStar> <Zegretta> That's Reiklana
<Jackieness> <Reikana> "Its the wig too. Glasses plus wig."
<Seraphna> Thena> **puts on a pair of glasses and is now Not Thena**
<Alicia> <Sparkling> "Can people really disguise themselves just by putting on glasses?"
<ChadWinters> 6Durt shrugs
<Seraphna> Not Thena> Who knows!
<DeathStar> *Taiga is leaning back in her seat, foaming, twitching*
<Seraphna> **Another Thena peeks out from behind Durt** Maybe!
<Seraphna> Not Thena> See? That actual Thena is so wise!
<ChadWinters> 6Durt peers over his shoulder at her. 1"Oh hey, one of those meat shield clones."
<DeathStar> <Sabrina> *to Nicolette and Sparkling* So what all do you do as magical girls?
<Seraphna> Thena> I do not know what you mean, possible Dark One Durt.
<Jackieness> <Reikana> "..is she alright?" indicates Taiga*
<DeathStar> <Sabrina> Go on patrols?
<Seraphna> Jaime> She gets like this whenever we meet.
<DeathStar> *It seems Thena's stunts is giving Taiga some brain twitch*
<Alicia> <Sparkling> "I want to say fight evil, but... mostly it's patrolling and studying to be a better magical girl. I fight evil wherever it appears though!"
<DeathStar> <Sabrina> *nods* I float in space sometimes to patrol around the PAX.
<Alicia> <Sparkling> "You can breathe in space?!"
* Ariel has quit IRC (Read error: -0x7880: SSL - The peer notified us that the connection is going to be closed)
<Seraphna> **Not Thena hops in Taigas lap and paws while her defenses are down**
<DeathStar> <Sabrina> And fly
<ChadWinters> <Durt> Eh, it's impossible to tell your clones apart until it's damaged.
<DeathStar> <Sabrina> I trained on the homeworld of the magical girls
<Alicia> <Sparkling> "Oh yeah, I can do that too now. I couldn't when I first came to the academy, but Aimee and Melodie helped me learn to."
<Jackieness> <Reikana> 8shrugs and goes to grab some food*
<DeathStar> *flashback to Sparkling being knocked into the sky*
<ChadWinters> <Durt> Is there anything you Magical Girls can't do?
<DeathStar> <Sabrina> Yes. *a dark look* Yes
<ChadWinters> <Durt> Neat.
<Seraphna> **Kaelan sips some sake and leans on Zegretta** Want some?
<DeathStar> *Zegretta takes it* Thank you
<Alicia> <Sparkling> "I'm not sur... oh, what's that?" *she looks to Sabrina*
<DeathStar> <Taiga> Anyway. *she snaps into senses* <Sabrina> Well, ... *she looks around as if not sure she should say with others around when Taiga begins to talk*
<DeathStar> <Taiga> Lets go over what assignments there are today
<Alicia> <Sparkling> "Oh."
<Sara> <Kaori> I presume magical girls can't raise the dead
<Alicia> <Sparkling> "... probably that."
<DeathStar> <Sabrina> That would be wrong
<ChadWinters> <Durt> Well hold on....See?
<ChadWinters> <Durt> They're more useful than your clones, Then
<DeathStar> <Taiga> We got a request to go down to Geyze and check something out by Lumi if we have free time. Since everyone is busy right now with their own stuff, I agreed. Plus Lumi said it would be a "good waste of our time". ... *twitch* Bitch
<DeathStar> <Sabrina> Naughty word.
* Ariel has joined #Fumoffu-Session7
<DeathStar> *Taiga stands up* Whoever wants to go can. <Adeline> Alright
<ChadWinters> <Durt> It's been awhile since I've been to Geyze.
<DeathStar> *Sabrina stands* I want to go. I want to see Nicolette and Sparkling's school
<Sara> <Kaori> I have nothing better to do today
<Seraphna> Jaime> I’ll go of course. Easier to have Gnome around there.
<DeathStar> *Zegretta seems too tipsyh to go, and leans back*
<DeathStar> *Shion puts her food stand up* I might join you for once. *She puts a closed sign up*
<Seraphna> **Kaelan kisses her cheek** Want to hang behind? I can send Momma Uli to get you.
<DeathStar> <Shion> *moves over to Kaori - since in a way they are "sisters"*
<DeathStar> <Zegretta> Shua...
<Jackieness> <Reikana> "Mrrrf?" *nomming*
<Alicia> <Sparkling> "I'll be happy to show you around."
<Ariel> <Nicolette> "I doubt the school will be too exciting, but... sure, we can show it to you."
<Alicia> <Asha> "Have fun, I'm gonna relax over here and soak in the festive spirit"
<ChadWinters> <Durt> Psct, I doube they have a better teacher than me. 6He takes a pull from one of his bottles
<DeathStar> *Taiga walks by and puts a santa hat on Asha*
<DeathStar> <Taiga> Enjoy our holidays then. PAX is decorated all ober
<DeathStar> *over
<Seraphna> Kaelan> Keep forgetting you're a lightweight~
<Ariel> <Nicolette> "I'm not sure... do you know how to throw fireballs? I had a professor start a class with a fireball."
<DeathStar> *the team soon makes their way to the teleporter and arrives on Geyze; snow is all over Geyze. And their decorations up seem to be Celsius and Shiva based, as well as stuff related to Winter, not Christmas, or religions around it. There are some lights up here and there at least*
<DeathStar> *Taiga looks around, wearing a coat as she moves - Sylph's house has been decorated in honor of Sylph to stand out against the Celsius decorations*
<Seraphna> **Jaime skates along, her dress transforming into a heavier winter one as they move**
<Alicia> * Sparkling seems mostly unaffected by the cold, despite the sheer frilliness of her outfir
<ChadWinters> 6Durt takes another pull to keep himself warm as he peers around.
<Sara> <Kaori> That sure seems a little vain, doesn't it? *she gestures to the Sylph house*
<DeathStar> <Taiga> A little
<ChadWinters> <Durt> It's rare to find someone who isn't.
<DeathStar> *the Sylph decorations seem to be her eating fruit*
<DeathStar> <Taiga> But if it is her being vain they are kind of dumb
<Seraphna> **Kaelan peers about, she seems to walk unsteadily here for a bit**
<Alicia> <Sparkling> "I don't see the problem?"
<ChadWinters> <Durt> Are you unsure if there's a problem with being vain? 6He eyes Sparky
<Alicia> <Sparkling> "Well, advertising yourself can be good."
<DeathStar> *Sylph floats past the team, shaking the barren trees for fruit that is no longer there - it seems winter is her unfavorite month. She flies onward, vainly looking. Looking*
<DeathStar> *rumor has it, Sylph can still be found, looking*
<DeathStar> <Adeline> Let us go find this Lumi. *she trudges along, wearing a white coat and scarf around her neck*
<Seraphna> **Jaime holds up a fruit for Sylph**
<Ariel> <Nicolette> * Offers Sylph a candied apple she snagged from the ship*
<Seraphna> Jaime> Lumi is easy to finds look for the giant dog statue.
<Alicia> <Sparkling> "I wish I'd thought to do that."
<DeathStar> *Jaime vanishes in a whirl wind, then Sylph lands on Nicolette's head, eating the candied fruit happily, Jaime landing gently beside the team*
<DeathStar> *her fruit devoured in a frenzy*
<ChadWinters> <Durt> Apparently you should always keep a pocket for of fruit around here.
<DeathStar> <Taiga> Eeeeeeh
<Seraphna> Jaime> Eeeep.
<DeathStar> <Sylph> This is good!
<Seraphna> **Jaime points towards the giant celestial dog statue she and Gnome made**
<Seraphna> **Now with Santa hat**
<DeathStar> <Adeline> ... *she moves away from Sylph, perhaps scared now, and they soon arrive at Lumi's. She is standing outside talking to Sasha about something*
<DeathStar> <Shion> It is nice to be back here
<DeathStar> *she notes, walking along and Taiga takes it all in, observing the place*
<ChadWinters> <Durt> Thats....uh...quite the statue
<Seraphna> **Jaime starts to slide again, summoning Gnome to her and scooping her up along the way**
<Seraphna> Jaime> Thanks!
<DeathStar> *Gnome snuggles. Lumi looks like she has mostly gotten used to the statues and turns to the team*
<DeathStar> <Lumi> Hello, everyone. Taiga. <Taiga> Lumi.
<DeathStar> <Lumi> This is probably a fake case but I thought it would be a perfect time waster for your club
<DeathStar> *Taiga whispers* <Taiga> Can I kick the dog?
<ChadWinters> <Durt> You can, but it's usually frowned upon.
<Alicia> <Sparkling> "Well, even if there's a chance we can help, I want to."
<Seraphna> **Jaime whispers** Isn't she like, your niece?
<DeathStar> *Lumi's ears twitch as if she heard that* <Lumi> There are rumors that something is bothering the girls in the girl's showers. We have cameras set up and everything, but no go. They say they feel like someone is watching them, going through their belonings. Some things have even been... taken. Needless to say Sasha here is not happy
<DeathStar> <Shion> I imagine
<Seraphna> Kaelan> I feel weirdly at home here.
<Jackieness> <Sasha> *crosses her arms*
<DeathStar> <Lumi> We can't keep the cameras there for long since privacy issues
<ChadWinters> <Durt> Hold on. You have cameras set up. In the shower area?
<Ariel> <Nicolette> "Wait, cameras?" D=
<Alicia> <Sparkling> "What the...?"
<DeathStar> <Lumi> Like I said, forever. We told the girls we'd try to catch the guy.
<DeathStar> <Lumi> So we set up some cameras to try and see if we could "see" anything
<Seraphna> Kaelan> You sure it's a guy?
<DeathStar> <Lumi> But it is an invasion of privacy. And nothing is showing up
<Jackieness> <Sasha> "...regardless...it is disrupting cmapus life."
<DeathStar> <Lumi> It could be a girl
<DeathStar> <Lumi> But it is something
<ChadWinters> <Durt> If it's tentacles...
<DeathStar> <Lumi> Maybe
<ChadWinters> 6He eyes the three magic girls.
<DeathStar> <Lumi> Needless to say, I'll be taking the cameras down at the end of the week.
<DeathStar> <Lumi> So if you want to look into it, it's yours
<Jackieness> <Sasha> "But due try to be discreet."
<Seraphna> Jaime> This doesn't seem like a very festive mystery. Unless the culprit is like, an Evil Santa.
<DeathStar> <Taiga> What you thought we would be fighting a Santa?
<ChadWinters> <Durt> Do they even have a santa here?
<DeathStar> <Taiga> That's next time
<Seraphna> Jaime> Ohhhh...
<Seraphna> **Thena appears, pouncing Lumi** Cat vs. Puppy war! Snuggles!
<Jackieness> <Sasha> "...this is winter festival."
<DeathStar> *Lumi makes a noise*
<ChadWinters> <Durt> Sure but Santa's an Earth thing. Unless you guys adopted it. Which go Earthgov.
<Seraphna> Jaime> Mom adopted it I think.
<Seraphna> Jaime> So it's a Suisen Empire thing now.
<Alicia> <Sparkling> "We have Santa on Luna too."
<Seraphna> **Thena rolls with Lumi in the background**
<DeathStar> *Taiga looks around for evil Santas*
<Seraphna> Jaime> We adopted all sorts of lore, like I'm not allowed to say Excalibur more than twice in a row for some reason.
<ChadWinters> <Durt> Well I suppose we should check the girl's showers and let the Magic Girls use their evil-dars
<DeathStar> *Lumi barks at Thena*
<Seraphna> **Thena mews at Lumi**
<DeathStar> *Taiga walks along to the showers*
<DeathStar> *Shion peers at Kaori*
<DeathStar> <Shion> So. How are you doing lately?
<Jackieness> <Sasha> *looks at Lumi* "Are you sure about this?"
<DeathStar> *Sabrina muses, and nods, turing to the other two* I have decided
<DeathStar> <Sabrina> Anyone who bothers girls seeking privacy must be punished
<Seraphna> **Jaime follows Taiga**
<ChadWinters> 6Durt walks along, his hands resting behind his neck
<Seraphna> **Kaelan shrugs and moves along**
<Sara> <Kaori> Just... taking it easy. I think Hessie has been a little sick lately
<DeathStar> <Lumi> *sits up* Well, we couldn't find anything. I'm hoping its just imaginations. But if they can't find anything it'll mean bringing in spell casters and that'll be a big scene
<DeathStar> <Lumi> I just don't get how we can't see anything
<ChadWinters> 6Durt glances at Sabrina. 1"You just decided that now? On the list of right and wrong. I'm pretty sure that ranks real close to number one of wrong things."
<Seraphna> **Thena sits in her lap like a catloaf**
<DeathStar> <Lumi> ... *Growls*
<Seraphna> Thena> ... *Purrs*
<DeathStar> <Sabrina> I plan to, when I find this culprit, blast them with all my magical power
<DeathStar> *Sabrina says it really creepily*
<DeathStar> *she plans to not hold back it seems*
<Alicia> <Sparkling> "I d-... wait, no, I'd better hold back a little."
<DeathStar> *peering at Durt* You aren't a creeper, are you Mr. Durt?
<ChadWinters> <Durt> Please. I'm not walking in there at all.
<Seraphna> Kaelan> He watched the boys growing up so I wouldn't know.
<DeathStar> *they arrive at the showers. It seems empty right now*
<Jackieness> <Sasha> "We shall see then, won't we?"
<ChadWinters> <Durt> If you're saying that in a creepy way, then you're wrong Kael.
<DeathStar> *Adeline, who has been quiet so far, looks around. There are lockers outside the showers and the lights flicker a little - creepily. The showers themselves seem ordinary*
<DeathStar> *outside the wind howls from the snow*
<ChadWinters> 6Durt stays outside, leaning against the wall next to the door
<ChadWinters> <Durt> Well Magical girls, 6He motions them to do their thing
<Seraphna> Kaelan> Why is it so creepy in here?
<DeathStar> <Sabrina> It gives me a bad feeling
<Alicia> * Sparkling heads inside anyway. Someone must lead the way.
<Seraphna> Kaelan> I lived in Dark One pits with cozier feels.
<Seraphna> Kaelan> This is why traditional hot spring baths are the superior form of bathing.
<DeathStar> *she looks at all the lockers. All of them are closed, and the pathway to the showers seems darker, especially with the light flickering. Sabrina walks in and Shion nods to Kaori, patting her head*
<DeathStar> <Taiga> Hm
<Seraphna> **Kaelan steps in despite her talk, comforterable with dark and creepy**
<DeathStar> *There seems to be 16 lockers*
<ChadWinters> <Durt> If it's giving you a bad feeling than your radar's working. 6He calls in to the locker/bathroom
<DeathStar> *With benches to sit on*
<Seraphna> **Jaime peers in and around, glancing at her shadow a moment**
<DeathStar> *the shadow shifts a little*
<ChadWinters> <Durt> This is gonna sound...6He let's out a resounding sigh. "But maybe someone needs to shower as bait."
<DeathStar> *the lights flicker*
<DeathStar> <Adeline> ...
<DeathStar> *she eyes the other girls*
<DeathStar> <Adeline> .... .... ...
<DeathStar> <Adeline> He wants us to shower
<DeathStar> *at that moment Gwen walks by Durt. He walks over and leans against the wall with him*
<DeathStar> <Gwen> Girl trouble?
<Seraphna> **Kaelan sighs and starts working her Kimono off**
<Alicia> <Sparkling> "... I..."
<ChadWinters> <Durt> Girls are checking out the pipes. Something about a heating issue.
<Seraphna> Kaelan> What? If you've been through half of what I have in the last year this is nothing. **She moves into the showers**
<DeathStar> *Gwen nods* I understand. *He pats Durt's shoulder, giving him a manly look* I understand.
<DeathStar> *tears running down his face* Hang in there
<DeathStar> *Gwen moves on*
<ChadWinters> <Durt> I will break your face.
<Alicia> * Sparkling keeps an eye out for anything, whether creepy thing or camera
<Seraphna> **Kaelan starts washing up**
<Seraphna> Jaime> I prefer mud baths...
<DeathStar> *Taiga stands by the others and Sabrina muses*
<DeathStar> <Sabrina> ... *she turns to Nicolette and Sparkling*
<DeathStar> <Sabrina> What spells do you two know?
<DeathStar> *she eyes the light flickering a little and muses*
<Alicia> <Sparkling> "I'm mostly good at healing and blasts... but I've picked up a few others."
<DeathStar> <Sabrina> We all agree this room feels wrong. *she eyes how the lighting works in the room, and leans on a locker.* I just feel like something is on the tip of my tongue
<DeathStar> *Meanwhile Kaelan's stuff seems to be missing some stuff on the floor*
<Alicia> <Sparkling> "... wasn't there more before?"
<Seraphna> Kaelan> **starts to rinse** So far so good...?
<DeathStar> *Taiga kneels* Yes. She is missing her underwear; she picks it off the floor*
<DeathStar> <Taiga> We have... *Dramaic pause* A clothing thief
<Seraphna> **Jaime muses and blinks** That kimono is going to be even chillier.
<Seraphna> Jaime> Wait... wait... might it be... a wolpertinger?
<DeathStar> <Sabrina> I wish I knew a light spell
<Alicia> <Sparkling> "I don't think they came in... a what?"
<DeathStar> <Sabrina> This room just feels icky and dark
<Seraphna> Jaime> They're tiny little monsters that steal women's undergarments.
<Seraphna> Jaime> Bunny like, horns on their heads, little wings. Truly terrifying.
<ChadWinters> <Durt> How is that even a real thing? 6He calls out to the girls
<DeathStar> *indeed, the room's light flickering and dark corners, it feels like it's not properly lit well even with it having all the lighting installed*
<Alicia> <Sparkling> "But how would they get in without us noticing? Unless they're using some kind of telekinesis?"
<Seraphna> Jaime> He asks the wife of the planet's Earth Spirit, who's currently standing in a shower lockers with three magical girls, several fox girls and a few princesses.
<DeathStar> *Kaelan would have nothing done to her in the shower. Soon she would be able to step out unmolested; how ever Sparkling would feel like someone touched her back*
<DeathStar> *briefly*
<Alicia> * Sparkling jumps, spinning around, ready to blast whatever's behind her
<Seraphna> **Kaelan muses and goes to dry off** Nothing happened in the shower...
<DeathStar> *nothing there but lockers*
<Alicia> <Sparkling> "Maybe it's in the lockers!"
<DeathStar> *Taiga muses then opens one locker*
<Alicia> * She looks about ready to blast the lockers
<DeathStar> *Taiga opens another. Nothing. Taiga opens another ---! nothing.*
<Seraphna> **Kaelan starts to get dressed** What happened to my panties?
<DeathStar> *she continues to open each one* <Adeline> Stolen
<Alicia> <Sparkling> "I don't know, they vanished!"
<DeathStar> *Taiga tries to open another but this one seems stuck*
<Alicia> <Sparkling> *eyes the locker, then looks to Taiga* "Shall I try?!"
<Seraphna> Kaelan> Without Valen here to try them on when we're not looking?
<DeathStar> <Adeline> ... yuck
<DeathStar> <Taiga> Go ahead
<Seraphna> **Kaelan pulls her kimono closed a little more than before due to the lack of undergarments**
<ChadWinters> <Durt> Valen would never take and try on another persons panties. Otherwise I'd beat his head in
<Alicia> * Sparkling blasts the locker open with a magical blast. Or maybe just blasts the locker.
<Seraphna> Jaime> The way you worded that implies he has his own to wear.
<DeathStar> *a thud is heard but they still see nothing.*
<ChadWinters> <Durt> He might. I don't judge.
<DeathStar> *the locket opens and it looks bent inside like someone who is too big to fit in a locker might have been inside*
<DeathStar> *locker
<Alicia> <Sparkling> "..."
<DeathStar> *Taiga's fox ears twitch*
<Seraphna> Jaime> THis is a little strange... **she muses and senses out for spirit energy in the lockers**
<DeathStar> *she detects no spirit energy*
<DeathStar> <Taiga> I think I might hear something moving very quietly
<Seraphna> Jaime> Not a stray spirit or summoni.
<DeathStar> *Taiga points toward the exit* That way
<Alicia> * Sparkling hurries that way
<DeathStar> *Sparkling bumps into something*
<DeathStar> *and bounces on her butt*
<Alicia> <Sparkling> "Invisible!"
<DeathStar> *now they definitely hear running; Durt would hear something run by*
<DeathStar> <Adeline> I hate this planet!
<DeathStar> *Adeline runs outside*
<Seraphna> **Jaime blinks and runs out, looking for tracks in the snow**
<DeathStar> <Shion> *she eyes Kaori* ... huh
<ChadWinters> 6Durt raises an eyebrow, looking for the source of the noise
<DeathStar> *Sylph to Nicolette* Need help?
<DeathStar> *the figure seems more intent on staying inside the school grounds then going outside where snow would give him away. He runs through the academy hallways - though that does mean the clean hallways make squeaky sounds as he kids*
<DeathStar> *the long hallways going up and down. A classroom is seen opening and closing*
<ChadWinters> 6Durt moves after the group and the noise
<DeathStar> <Taiga> ....
<Alicia> <Sparkling> "There's got to be a way to see the invisible..."
<DeathStar> <Shion> Hit him with something I'd say
<ChadWinters> <Durt> Looks like it's in there. 6He looks at Sparky "Well throw powdered sugar everywhere. Or something like that."
<DeathStar> *Taiga puts a hand on the door* Becareful in case he runs out when I open this
<ChadWinters> 6Durt holds his arm out for a clothesline. 1"I'm ready."
<Seraphna> **Jaime muses and nods, looking ready**
<DeathStar> *She steps in slowly. There are desks all over and a teaching podium. And a window that is slowly opening*
<Seraphna> **Jaime makes the stonework under the window into mud and then hardens it a moment later, hopefully trapping someone**
<ChadWinters> 6Durt points at the window. 1"There."
<DeathStar> *Sabrina takes him*
<DeathStar> <Sabrina> *charging her magical wand*
<Seraphna> ((LIke knee deep, not suffocating someone))
<Alicia> * Sparkling charges up too
<DeathStar> *Sabrina fires and misses*
<Seraphna> **Kaelan moves forward, tendrils shooting out to force the window shut**
<DeathStar> *the figure is heard knocking desks over - having not gone out*
<DeathStar> *hence Sabrina trying to blast them out into the trap*
<ChadWinters> 6Durt slams the door shut behind them
<Seraphna> Jaime> Time to give up.
<DeathStar> <Sabrina> Take your punishment!
<Seraphna> Kaelan> And give me my panties back.
<DeathStar> <Voice> ....I give up!! *he sobs and sounds like he is on his knees, prostating himself* I giiiive up!
<Alicia> * Sparkling waits for a good shot... before ceasing her charging at the surrender.
<Seraphna> Kaelan> Then make yourself visible.
<DeathStar> <Sabrina> .... *she takes aim and shoots him one more time* I said I had to shoot him
<DeathStar> *the man begins to reappear, unconscious, 30 year old something looking magi*
<ChadWinters> <Durt> If you hadn't, I would've punched his face in.
<DeathStar> *Sylph stands tall on Nicolette's head* Ho ho ho. Fear the might of my assistants!
<ChadWinters> <Durt> Well, now we can give Lumi a big bill for taking care of a pervert.
<DeathStar> <Taiga> Oh yes. We can rub it in her face
<Seraphna> Kaelan> It's somehow worse that it's an adult. **retrieves and then burns her panties**
<DeathStar> *flash cut to them dumping the MAgi in front of her* <Lumi> But we checked for magiks...
<DeathStar> <Magi> *sniffles* I cast it far from here
<ChadWinters> <Durt> Apparently we're better than what you used
<DeathStar> <Magi> I found the old spell and wanted to try it
<DeathStar> *he begs forgiveness*
<DeathStar> *Lumi makes a face as he grabs Lumi's legs, sobbing*
<DeathStar> <Lumi> That's up to Sasha
<Jackieness> <Sasha> "*walks over* "Is this the culprit?"
<DeathStar> <Lumi> Yes.
<DeathStar> *He grabs Sasha's legs, sobbing and begging her now*
<Sara> <Kaori> Sigh, some people
<Jackieness> <Lana> "Hmm... I was expecting a delinquent student, not a grown man."
<DeathStar> <Shion> He might be a student
<DeathStar> <Shion> We take them at all ages
<ChadWinters> <Durt> Might wanna start background checking them
<Seraphna> **Thena bites at the man's arm** Hey! That's my rival!
<Sara> <Kaori> How does one catch perversion in a background check?
<Jackieness> <Sasha> *said that*
<DeathStar> *the man makes noises as Thena bites* I'mmaa sorry. Please call off your attack Aurit!
<Seraphna> Thena> Roar!
<Jackieness> <Sasha> "And what is your excuse?"
<ChadWinters> 6Durt pulls out a piece of paper, writing a figure down and shows it to Taiga. 1"Higher?"
<DeathStar> *Magi bows head* I have no excuse, Headmistress...
<DeathStar> <Taiga> Higher. My niece's mouth needs some discipline
<DeathStar> *Shion nods to Kaori*
<ChadWinters> 6Durt add's two extra zero's then hands it to Lumi. "Our bill, Lum."
<DeathStar> *Lumi eyes it and jerks*
<Jackieness> <Sasha> *rubs the bridge of her nose* "We'll have to decide how to discipline you. Likely community services or the like."
<DeathStar> <Lumi> ... son of a bi--- ...fine. *she goes to write it out of her funds and eyes Taiga, bristling*
<ChadWinters> 6Durt gives Taiga a thumbs up.
<DeathStar> <Lumi> Robbery!
<DeathStar> *Magi bows his head rapidly* A-Anything!
<ChadWinters> <Durt> We can let him go.
<DeathStar> <Sabrina> I would have been harsher. *she nods*
<Seraphna> **Thena picks up Lumi** Thena snuck in contract into payment plan. You're Thena's now.
<DeathStar> <Lumi> I will end you
<DeathStar> <Lumi> Seriously
<Jackieness> <Sasha> "And start by having the pilfered items returned."
<Seraphna> Thena> **gives sad kitty eyes**
<ChadWinters> 6Durt leans towards Taiga. 1"Another job done well satisfied.
<DeathStar> *Lumi shows her canines.* Oh that shit won't work on me. I know how you work, Thena. I have heard the stories
<DeathStar> *The Magi nods and runs off to do just that - immediately*
<ChadWinters> <Durt> Don't worry Loom. We're not about indentured servitude.
<Seraphna> **Thena splits into four and uses the quadruple sad kitty routine**
<DeathStar> <Taiga> Yes. Let us go and stock up the Club.
<ChadWinters> <Durt> Whatever she's claiming isn't part of your bill.
<Seraphna> **A fifth bonks Durth with a stuffed bunny doll and runs off**
<DeathStar> <Lumi> ... *nods to Durt, then eyes the four Thenas. And grabs one* For false claiming, you can work at the Academy doing work for the me and the Spirits*
<DeathStar> *Thena 3 is dragged off to do Alliance work*
<Seraphna> Thena> *gasps* I am a crossover character now!
<DeathStar> <Adeline> ... what?
<Seraphna> Jaime> You know better than to ask hon.
<DeathStar> -SCENE SHIFT-
<DeathStar> Location: PAX
<DeathStar> *Back at the Club room, the fridge is restocked with drinks and everyone is back and relaxing. Oh and Sylph is still on Nicolette's head for some reason*
<DeathStar> *Sylph is eating the candy apples she was given, having found the gold mine of apples here - no doubt Ellie will have to come up here to get her*
<ChadWinters> <Durt> Sweet, the good alcohol. 6He pulls out a fresh expensive bottle
<DeathStar> *Taiga puts the money up in the club safe*
<Alicia> <Sparkling> "Everything turned out well... though I wish Thena hadn't hogged all the credit."
<DeathStar> <Sabrina> *to Sparkling* She seems to be the type to enjoy the spotlight
<DeathStar> <Sabrina> But we will know that us magical girls had a big part
<Seraphna> Thena> And then there I was, face to face with the Wolpertinger Perv Mage!
<DeathStar> *She nods*
<Seraphna> Thena> **is telling Rio the tale**
<Alicia> <Sparkling> "But... I want the spotlight!"
<DeathStar> *Rio listens, believing every word - that Thena did it all*
<ChadWinters> <Durt> It's all for her ego. 6He notes to the 3 magic girls
<DeathStar> *Sabrina smiles a little and pats Sparkling*
<Alicia> <Sparkling> "But... but..."
<DeathStar> <Sabrina> Well I can understand that feeling
<Seraphna> Thena> And then while Durt took a nap, that's why we call him Durty. I battled the Mage with extra special effects!
<DeathStar> *Rio to Sparkling* Hey don't try to lie about Mistress!
<ChadWinters> 6Durt eyes the 3 girls. 1"You three old enough to drink?"
<Alicia> <Sparkling> "I was the one who fought the mage!" *pouts*
<DeathStar> <Sabrina> Physically I am 14, but I am... 20. *she thinks* So not yet. My birthday is 2.14
<Seraphna> Thena> And then with minor help from the Magical Girls, Thena made him visible and rescued Kaelan's poor panties!
<DeathStar> <Sabrina> Two more months
<Alicia> <Sparkling> "...okay, that's better."
<Seraphna> **Jaime whispers to Adeline** What scares me is how accurate she is as if she was there when she spent the whole time with Lumi.
<DeathStar> <Adeline> A natural liar. I like i
<DeathStar> <Adeline> A natural liar. I like it
<ChadWinters> <Durt> So none for you. 6He looks at Sparkling
<Seraphna> Jaime> The weird part is, I'm pretty sure she actually believes everything she says.
<ChadWinters> <Durt> What about you?
<Seraphna> Thena> And then Thena secured big profit, using her negotiation skills as Dread Pirate Thena! Lumi was very impressed.
<Seraphna> Thena> She even asked for a Thena to stay behind and protect the academy!
<DeathStar> *Taiga sips her drink* Thena. Let me ask you a question
<DeathStar> *Rio gasps and claps*
<Seraphna> **Thena looks over** Yes Taiga?
<DeathStar> <Taiga> When something happens, does your brain simply compute it the way you want it to have happened, or do you really believe it happened that way, or do you just like to embleish like a drunken sailor in a bar?
<Seraphna> Thena> These are the secrets of a Dread Pirate!
<DeathStar> <Taiga> Thena, you will cause my brain to implode one day
<DeathStar> *Shion to Kaori* So, do you want to do anything later today?
<ChadWinters> <Durt> It's all just a facade to hide a deep insecurity, Taiga. Consider it a coping mechanism.
<DeathStar> *she sips her drink*
<DeathStar> *Rio eyes Durt*
<DeathStar> <Taiga> I cope with my crippling depression with alcohol.
<DeathStar> *Taiga nods*
<Seraphna> **Thena kisses Rio and smiles**
<Seraphna> **Si pops up behind Taiga** Fuuuuuu.
<DeathStar> <Taiga> Like my mother before me
<ChadWinters> <Durt> Definetly a Cran trait. 6He offers her a pull
<Seraphna> **Si picks up Taiga**
<DeathStar> <Taiga> Hello, Si.
<Seraphna> Si> Hi! Time for better coping mechanisms!
<Seraphna> Si> ...Like my mother before me!
<DeathStar> <Taiga> ... *she pats her face* Heh. heh heh. *she pours alcohol down Si's mouth*
<DeathStar> <Taiga> *takes the pill*
<ChadWinters> *Pull of alcohol. Not pill*
<DeathStar> *gotcha*
<DeathStar> *Sabrina turns to Sparkling* So wht made you become a magial girl?
<DeathStar> <Taiga> Anyway, good job today everyone
<DeathStar> <Taiga> I will try to find us more cases
* Ariel has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 198 seconds)
<DeathStar> *Taiga sips her drink* With the holidays coming up I will throw a simple club party but other than that club activities will be mostly suspended
<Alicia> <Sparkling> "I've always wanted to be! As long as I can remember!"
<Seraphna> **Si fuuus and carries Taiga off**
<Alicia> <Sparkling> "People laughed at me for a while, but it turned out that magical girls are real, so I became one!"
<DeathStar> <Taiga> Hey. Rabbit girl. Don't make me have rabbit legs on the agenda. You son of a bitch--- *she clings to the door frame* The meeting is... fuck it. Get the hell out of here. *she eyes Si with a glint in her eyes and there is sounds of Taiga biting Si's ear like a tiger - and not gently*
<DeathStar> <Taiga> Carrying me off will you
<ChadWinters> <Durt> Does no one ask permission to steal away people anymore?
<DeathStar> <Taiga> I'll pull a Tyson on your ass
<Seraphna> Si> Fuuuuuuuu!
<DeathStar> <Sabrina> Congratulations. I became one for not great reasons but yours is pure; so that is good
<Alicia> <Sparkling> "Really? I've never been praised for that before..."
<DeathStar> <Sabrina> *she stands as the club begins to wrap up. Adeline goes to leave too*
<DeathStar> <Sabrina> You need to have pure reasons for certain things I am told. It is the power source.
<DeathStar> <Sabrina> Of magical girls.
<Seraphna> **Jaime gets up, heading out after her**
<ChadWinters> 6Durt grabs a couple extra bottles to go
<Seraphna> **Kaelan sits back and sighs**
<Alicia> <Sparkling> *nods a little*
<DeathStar> *Adeline walks out with Jaime and Rio peers at Kaelan and puts a hat on her*
<DeathStar> <Rio> There
<Seraphna> **Kaelan blinks** huh?
<DeathStar> <Rio> Since you were alone right now. I thought you looked like you needed a hat
<Seraphna> **Kaelan smiles** Well thanks kitty.
<ChadWinters> 6Durt whistles as he leaves, a pause as he most likely tkaes a drink
<DeathStar> *The club's lights go out and the single decoration shines. Sylph pauses and hurries off with her apples to explore more of the PAX. Rumor has it, the PAX soon had a fruit shortage*
<DeathStar> *no matter how many they tried to keep in stock, it kept going down*
<DeathStar> -END-
* Jackieness has quit IRC
* ChadWinters has left #Fumoffu-Session7
Session Close: Mon Jan 06 22:19:02 2020