The Alien Wars 6: Fumoffu

Session 34

Session Start: Mon Mar 28 05:27:39 2005
Session Ident: #fumoffu
03[05:27] * Now talking in #fumoffu
03[05:27] * Topic is 'Season 2 | Tuesdays once or twice a month | Oct 26th| Session 34: TBA | Phase 6'
03[05:27] * Set by DeathStar!~Mysteriou@206.180.133.8 on Mon Oct 11 20:34:57 2021
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[09:55] <DSuper> Date: 10-642.4.28
[09:55] <DSuper> Location: X's House
[09:56] <DSuper> *Ren is sprawled out lazily on the floor, looking listless while Taiga does hand exercises*
[09:58] <Jackieness> <Noire> *pushes the door open and strides inside, flippinf her hair back* "Hmmmmph."
[09:58] <DSuper> <Ren> Do I hear a valley girl?
[09:59] <Jackieness> <Noire> "Mmmmmm?"
[09:59] <DSuper> <Ren> N-Nothing
[09:59] <DSuper> <Taiga> Ren is being cranky that she can't find leads on supernatural stuff
[10:00] <Jackieness> <Noire> "But a valley girl? Really?"
[10:00] <Alicia> <Charlotte> "Why is it these things happened while the war was going on, but the moment it stops, they stop?"
[10:01] <Alicia> * Charlotte pauses, seemingly in thought, before making her best Cassandra pose and saying "I blame Xevil."
[10:02] <Jackieness> <Noire> "Hah! My grandmother made that much of an impression on you, did she?" *sits down*
[10:03] <Alicia> <Charlotte> "You know she'd do that!"
[10:04] <@Seraphna> **Kaelan steps out of Noire’s shadow**
[10:04] <Jackieness> <Noire> "Well, that little family joke didn't form in a vaccuum. Supposedly one year, everythign really was Xevil's fault."
[10:05] <@Seraphna> **Jaime warps in, possibly bringing another**
[10:05] <DSuper> <Ren> Was this Xevil guy really that bad of a deal?
[10:05] <Alicia> <Charlotte> "Everything? That sounds like something my grandpa would do."
[10:05] <Jackieness> <Noire> *glances at Kaelan* "Show off."
[10:06] <@Seraphna> Kaelan> Use what you got.
[10:07] <Jackieness> <Noire> "Hrrrrm..." *brushes her hair back with a hand in annoyance* "nd he waas trying to conquer the universe, supposedly."
[10:08] <DSuper> <Ren> So
[10:08] <@Seraphna> Thena> How dare he. That’s MY universe!
[10:08] <DSuper> <Ren> Since we're all here, what would you girls like to do today. I got 50 dollars.
[10:08] <@Seraphna> **Thena appears on top of Ren**
[10:09] <Jackieness> <Noire> "What can you do with 50 dollars?"
[10:10] <DSuper> <Ren> Get us a good meal?
[10:10] <Alicia> <Charlotte> "Even if nothing else, we'd get a chance to go out."
[10:11] <DSuper> *Ren lifts Thena up and grabs her wallet. Taiga follows Ren as she heads out to the van*
[10:12] <Jackieness> <Noire> "Well, seems like someone has something in mind." *stands up and follows*
[10:12] <Alicia> <Charlotte> "Shame the only ghosts we'll be finding are ghost chilis though."
[10:13] <Jackieness> <Noire> "Who even eats those hybrid things anyway? They are only good for macho posturing."
[10:14] <DSuper> *Taiga hurriedly steals the driver seat, comically struggling to reach the pedals, gets in the back*
[10:15] <Jackieness> <Noire> *rolls her eyes* "...I'll drive." *climbs into the driver's seat*
[10:16] <DSuper> <Taiga> What? No. I can-- noooo. *she huffs into the passenger seat*
[10:16] <DSuper> <Taiga> I am an adult!
[10:17] <Alicia> <Charlotte> "But how well can you drive?"
[10:18] <DSuper> <Ren> *gives Noire directions* <Taiga> I'm a Dragoon!
[10:18] <Jackieness> <Noire> "You have to be at least this tall to drive." *makes a motion about boob level to herself* "And I am a responsible driver." *pulls out normally and takes them on their way*
[10:20] <DSuper> *they soon arrive at a fabulous place for fast food. Strangely the mascot almost looks like Xevil, if you squint hard enough*
[10:21] <Jackieness> <Noire> "Fast food, Ren? Really?"
[10:21] <Alicia> <Charlotte> "50 dollars won't get a better meal than this?"
[10:23] <DSuper> <Ren> T-They have good good here!
[10:23] <@Seraphna> Thena> I could chip in. But suddenly I crave their Non-Xevil Fish Sandwiches!
[10:23] <Alicia> <Charlotte> "If the mascot name rhymes with Xevil, we're leaving."
[10:24] <Jackieness> <Noire> *parks the van and just stares at Ren*
[10:25] <@Seraphna> Jaime> Hmmm. Continental Yard Cuisine.
[10:26] <DSuper> <Ren> .... *hangs head* I really like their food
[10:26] <@Seraphna> Jaime> Dad cooks these things on a primitive stove.
[10:26] <Jackieness> <Noire> "Fine." *opens the door and steps out*
[10:27] <DSuper> *as they approach the food stand, people dressed in outfits show them to their seats* "Welcome to Galactic Conquest. Have a seat and have a takeout day."
[10:28] <DSuper> *they hand them menus for the food - despite it being fast food quality, there seems to be a ton of it, with names with space conquest themes*
[10:28] <Alicia> <Charlotte> "Well, that explains a lot."
[10:28] <@Seraphna> Si> I will take a small order of 15 Invader Burgers.
[10:28] <Jackieness> <Noire> "...and how did you leanr of this place again, Ren?"
[10:29] <DSuper> <Ren> I ... was looking for supernatural stuff and found it on my hunts
[10:29] <Alicia> <Charlotte> "Lets hope the food is supernaturally good."
[10:30] <DSuper> *Ren orders the Space Conquest Meal*
[10:30] <Alicia> * Charlotte secretly plots to get Cassandra to visit sometime
[10:32] <Jackieness> <Noire> *looks over the menu then orders the Emperor's Combo with a shake*
[10:32] <DSuper> *after they finish ordering their meals, the people head into the back and the mascot comes out - indeed, it looks like Xevil with a big head. He walks about and "threatens" the children*
[10:33] <Alicia> * Charlotte considers, before ordering the Space Conquest Meal too
[10:33] <DSuper> *Ren nuzzles Charlotte*
[10:33] <DSuper> <Taiga> .... Ung. If Mom saw this she'd freak
[10:33] <DSuper> *Taiga holds up her datapad to film it*
[10:34] <@Seraphna> Si> Sending it to Momma Cherry?
[10:35] <DSuper> <Taiga> Yep
[10:36] <DSuper> *as they get their meal and the mascot passes them, doing threatening poses and claiming he will "take over their galaxy" before moving on*
[10:36] <Jackieness> <Noire> "Of course, considering where Ren took my twin sister for our birthday..."
[10:37] <DSuper> *Ren coughs on drink*
[10:37] <DSuper> <Ren> uh, um...welll
[10:37] <DSuper> *Ren covers Charlotte's ears*
[10:37] <DSuper> <Taiga> Yes..?
[10:37] <Jackieness> <Noire> "Hah!"
[10:38] <Alicia> <Charlotte> "I'm going to find out one way or another, you know."
[10:38] <DSuper> <Ren> Eee
[10:38] <DSuper> <Ren> It was long ago!
[10:38] <Jackieness> <Noire> "Not that long ago."
[10:39] <DSuper> <Ren> Eeee
[10:39] <Alicia> <Charlotte> "Waaaait... is this where I think it was?"
[10:40] <Jackieness> <Noire> "Oh? Where do you think it was?" *slurps on her shake*
[10:41] <DSuper> <Ren> Wait!
[10:41] <DSuper> <Ren> I have discovered something important!
[10:41] <Alicia> * Charlotte recounts, in vague terms, the place in which Reikana first met Madison
[10:42] <Jackieness> <Noire> "Oh? How did you jear about that, Charlotte?"
[10:42] <Jackieness> hear
[10:42] <DSuper> <Ren> Fine, I'll take you to the strip joint too
[10:42] <DSuper> *Ren flails*
[10:42] <Alicia> <Charlotte> "I have my ways."
[10:42] <DSuper> *Taiga stares at the them*
[10:42] <DSuper> <Taiga> Thena is missig
[10:43] <DSuper> *Taiga eyes her food only partially eaten*
[10:43] <Jackieness> <Noire> "Well done, Charlotte." *points at Ren* "It was indeed to a strip club."
[10:43] <@Seraphna> Si> Huh? Where’d she go? That girl never leaves an empty plate.
[10:43] <DSuper> *Ren is face down, defeated*
[10:43] <Alicia> <Charlotte> "Is that strange?" *eyes the uneaten food* "Okay, that is strange."
[10:43] <@Seraphna> Jaime> Hrm… **peers around for her niece**
[10:44] <Jackieness> <Noire> "Mmmm... I had not heard her cloying voice since we got ehre, actually."
[10:45] <@Seraphna> Jaime> She had fish. And that makes this more alarming.
[10:45] <@Seraphna> **Jaime feels about for hyperspace**
[10:48] <DSuper> *there might be traces in the kitchen*
[10:48] <@Seraphna> **Jaime frowns and gets up heading that way**
[10:49] <Jackieness> <Noire> "mmmm?"
[10:49] <DSuper> <Taiga> I guess we follow?
[10:50] <@Seraphna> Si> Yeah. Can have them blowing up Ren’s junk food stop.
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[10:50] <Alicia> <Charlotte> "I guess so. It's probably just Thena wandering off, but if she left food, it's not just on a whim."
[10:51] <Jackieness> <Noire> "Oh, very well." *stands up, though she takes what remains of ehr shake*
[10:51] <DSuper> *as they approach the kitchen, the staff stops them* Please only employees. *they hand them applications*
[10:51] <Alicia> <Charlotte> "Somehow, I doubt she joined the staff."
[10:52] <Jackieness> <Noire> "We believe a small child may have snuck into the kitchen."
[10:53] <@Seraphna> **Jaime appears on the other side of him and continues like she was ignoring a wall**
[10:54] <DSuper> *the kitchen seems to be normal enough, with food and other stuff and emplyoees. But in the back, the Xevilish mascot can be seen doing something*
[10:55] <@Seraphna> **Jaime heads towards him**
[10:56] <@Seraphna> **Si fuus and bounces by, sensing they may need to save the restaurant**
[10:57] <Alicia> * Charlotte waits, not feeling the need to act yet, but feeling the need to remain ready.
[10:58] <DSuper> <Taiga> Uh, should we do something?
[10:58] <DSuper> <Mascot> And not for the special seasoning.
[10:58] <DSuper> *he pulls out a large knife*
[10:58] <Jackieness> <Noire> "I could always invoke the Karen Protocol."
[10:58] <@Seraphna> **Jaime TK picks him up and shifts him to see what he’s doing**
[10:58] <Alicia> <Charlotte> "Do it."
[10:59] <Jackieness> <Noire> "Very well." *adjusts ehr glasses then sweeps ehr hair to the side* "I demand to see your manager."
[11:00] <DSuper> *he is .... making a massive sub*
[11:00] <DSuper> <Mascot> Wha!?
[11:00] <@Seraphna> Jaime> **peers around feeling out for it again**
[11:01] <DSuper> *The trail is gone now - outside*
[11:01] <DSuper> *the employees bring out Juan*
[11:01] <@Seraphna> **Jaime walks through their back door, setting the mascot on the counter like it was a stuffed animal**
[11:02] <Jackieness> <Noire> "We are missing a child... thing."
[11:03] <DSuper> *Juan nod nods like he understands while the Xevilish mascot fumbles about; Juan checks the camera feed where during the Mascot's stuff, Thena can be seen chowing down*
[11:03] <Jackieness> <Noire> "There, right there!"
[11:04] <Alicia> * Charlotte waits for the moment Thena disappears
[11:05] <Jackieness> <Noire> "Though why did she go to eat in the kitchen when she had a fish plate out here?"
[11:06] <DSuper> *suddenly, hands grab her from under the table and drag her quickly out of sight*
[11:06] <Alicia> <Charlotte> "Alright, that's not normal."
[11:06] <DSuper> <Juan> Oh, oh! *he speaks in carticiture Spanish* Si si, Juan knows them!
[11:07] <Jackieness> <Noire> "Who is 'them'?"
[11:07] <DSuper> <Juan> Our best customers. *motions at the hills near the area* People eater
[11:07] <DSuper> <Ren> What
[11:07] <@Seraphna> Si> Yes I am Si!
[11:08] <Jackieness> <Noire> "...people eater?"
[11:08] <@Seraphna> **Jaime is probably already heading that way**
[11:09] <Alicia> <Charlotte> "... What do you know about these... people eaters?"
[11:09] <DSuper> *Taiga follows Jaime* <Juan> They really like our burgers!
[11:09] <DSuper> <Ren> ... what?
[11:10] <Jackieness> <Noire> "They just went into your kitchen and kidnapped someone!"
[11:10] <Alicia> <Charlotte> "If you don't have better information than that, I'm leaving."
[11:10] <DSuper> *Juan nods* Bad look, si. *gives them a map*
[11:11] <DSuper> <Juan> Give us good reviews?
[11:11] <Jackieness> <Noire> *takes the map* "Hmmmph." *turns and heads out, eyeing the map*
[11:12] <DSuper> *it seems to be a napkin map of where a cave is on the mountains*
[11:12] <DSuper> <Taiga> You think you can find her, Jaime?
[11:12] <Alicia> * Charlotte says nothing to that, leaving with Thena's meal, having finished her own.
[11:12] <@Seraphna> Jaime> Trying to keep a lock on her hyperspace. If she hasn’t teleported away they just have knocked her out.
[11:13] <Jackieness> <Noire> "Come on, I have the 'map', though I use the term loosely."
[11:13] <DSuper> <Ren> Right
[11:13] <Alicia> <Charlotte> "Of course."
[11:13] <Jackieness> <Noire> "We're obviously not driving there."
[11:13] <DSuper> -BRIEF SCENE SHIFT-
[11:14] <DSuper> *The meal, I mean, Thena, wakes up in a princess Leia like outfit, with the cannibals talking about how Thena is an unlimited source of food. Showing images of Thena multiplying*
[11:15] <@Seraphna> **Thena tilts her head**
[11:16] <DSuper> *The lead cannibal notices Thena is awake* You, make duplicate
[11:17] <@Seraphna> Thena> Ummm… did you do all your research on that?
[11:18] <DSuper> *he tilts his head*
[11:19] <@Seraphna> Thena> My duplicates are made of carbon.
[11:19] <DSuper> <Cannibal> Car-bon?
[11:19] <@Seraphna> ** Thena forms one. Then snaps her fingers to poof it**
[11:21] <DSuper> *they whispers among themselves* You not car-bon. *they advance*
[11:21] <DSuper> -SCENE SHIFT-
[11:21] <DSuper> *The group walks along the hills, Ren eyeing the map as Jaime tracks hyperspace*
[11:21] <DSuper> <Ren> Where would cave be in a hilly area?
[11:22] <@Seraphna> Jaime> In the top or bottom of a hill.
[11:22] <Jackieness> <Noire> "Could be anywhere..."
[11:23] <Alicia> * Charlotte listens for distress, empathically.
[11:23] <DSuper> *Charlotte senses - hunger*
[11:23] <Alicia> <Charlotte> "Hunger? Is that Thena, or wild animals?"
[11:24] <DSuper> *The hunger comes from up north*
[11:24] <Alicia> * Charlotte points the way, just in case
[11:24] <@Seraphna> Jaime> Probably the cannibals. **she feels out for Thena again**
[11:25] <Alicia> <Charlotte> "What cannibals?!"
[11:25] <Jackieness> <Noire> "The oens who kidnapped Thena to eat."
[11:25] <Alicia> <Charlotte> "I thought I was supposed to be the one who saw the future."
[11:25] <DSuper> *Jaime feels hyperspace in the direction of the hunger and the map lines up with a cave in that way too8
[11:25] <DSuper> *to the north@!*
[11:26] <Jackieness> <Noire> "North it is."
[11:26] <@Seraphna> **Jaime grabs the others teleporting closer to it**
[11:26] <Alicia> <Charlotte> "If there's hyperspace, hunger and a cave that way, she's in the cave."
[11:27] <Alicia> * Charlotte has, however, finished off Thena's meal already.
[11:27] <DSuper> *they arrive at the cave as the cannibals chase her around the room*
[11:27] <DSuper> *one even gnawing on her arm comedically*
[11:28] <@Seraphna> Thena> Yahhh! Thena only allows wife to bite her!
[11:28] <Alicia> <Charlotte> "I'm surprised she hasn't cloned herself."
[11:28] <@Seraphna> Jaime> She did once. **points out the carbon dust**
[11:29] <Jackieness> <Noire> "Mmmm... maybe they already ate the clones."
[11:29] <DSuper> <Cannibal A> She tastes like heaven!
[11:29] <DSuper> <CAnnibal B> I want a bite!
[11:29] <DSuper> <Ren> What am I even seeing?
[11:29] <Alicia> <Charlotte> "Maybe... hey, wait, when did you taste Heaven?"
[11:30] <DSuper> *Heaven and Tamara pause, doing missions for the Dark Ones* <Heaven> I sense my name being spoken
[11:30] <@Seraphna> Thena> **turns** Taste like Heaven!?
[11:30] <Jackieness> <Noire> *eye twitches* "EVERYONE COOL IT!"
[11:31] <@Seraphna> Thena> Who tasting my wife?
[11:31] <DSuper> *all the cannibals pause, as does Ren and Taiga*
[11:31] <DSuper> *one cannibal turns with Thena in his mouth*
[11:32] <@Seraphna> **Thena’s hand glows**
[11:32] <Jackieness> <Noire> "First..." *holds up a finger* "Spit out the annoying one."
[11:32] <@Seraphna> Thena> Thena teach you to be good cannibals.
[11:33] <DSuper> *the cannibal yelps and sits out Thena, flailing*
[11:34] <DSuper> <Ren> ... I wish I could glow and make people yelp.
[11:34] <Jackieness> <Noire> "Second, you have plenty of alternative food stuffs, so stop trying to eat sentients or I'll have y friend her to rewrite you all into vegans."
[11:34] <DSuper> <Cannibal> But people taste better
[11:34] <DSuper> *they eye Noire, wondering what Dark Ones taste like*
[11:34] <@Seraphna> **Thena rises up and seems to exude an almost hypnotically charming aura**
[11:35] <DSuper> *one sneaks up on Ren*
[11:35] <Alicia> <Charlotte> "Do you now?"
[11:35] <@Seraphna> Thena> Thena say stop.
[11:35] <DSuper> *the cannibals stop, eyeing Thena*
[11:35] <@Seraphna> Thena> Listen to Thena~
[11:35] <DSuper> <Cannibal B> What is little one doing?
[11:35] <Alicia> * Charlotte looks menacingly at the Cannibals, exuding power
[11:35] <DSuper> <Cannibal A> Other one is scary!
[11:35] <DSuper> *They flock to Thena*
[11:36] <@Seraphna> **Thena nods** Thena will teach you to be her attack cannibals.
[11:36] <Jackieness> <Noire> "...this just got stupid."
[11:37] <Alicia> <Charlotte> "... Thena, are you really trying that? Seriously?"
[11:37] <@Seraphna> Jaime> I almost forgot she also charmed a fleet of space pirates and mercenaries to become her private army.
[11:37] <DSuper> <Taiga> You do realize they eat people
[11:37] <DSuper> *the cannibals eye Noire*
[11:38] <@Seraphna> Thena> Thena show them bad, bad people.
[11:38] <DSuper> *as if she is chicken sandwich when Thena isn't looking*
[11:38] <DSuper> <Ren> I think they'll turn on us the moment they can
[11:38] <@Seraphna> Thena> You will also not picture my friends as sandwiches.
[11:39] <@Seraphna> **Thena does a cute pose, enhancing her power**
[11:39] <Jackieness> <Noire> "...enough..." *dark tendrils shoot from her skirt, lifting her off of the ground* "...I am done with this..."
[11:39] <DSuper> *Taiga's datapad beeps and she talks on it, nodding then lowers it* We might have a situation
[11:40] <Jackieness> <Noire> "...what now?!" *pivots to eye Taiga*
[11:40] <@Seraphna> Thena> Gasp, Noire wants Thena’s innocent tasty body now too.
[11:40] <Alicia> <Charlotte> "This just got even more stupid."
[11:41] <DSuper> <Taiga> It seems that a convoy was attacked and it might belong to Charlotte's mother
[11:41] <Alicia> <Charlotte> "WHAT?!"
[11:41] <@Seraphna> Thena> Cannibals use this teleport code and report to Admiral Sexy Merc Lady. **tosses it to them**
[11:42] <DSuper> *Taiga brings up the ships* They were coming from Geyze and either the Dark Ones or the Tsivrixsh launched the attack. Or the rogue Templar who has been hanging around.
[11:42] <DSuper> <Ren> S.Seriously... *she watches them take it and move off* We're letting them go... And off they go...
[11:42] <Alicia> <Charlotte> "So much for the war being over yet."
[11:43] <@Seraphna> Thena> It’s okay Ren Ren.
[11:43] <Jackieness> <Noire> *returns to normal* "She is mentally deficient."
[11:43] <Alicia> <Charlotte> "I already knew that."
[11:44] <@Seraphna> **Thena yawns**
[11:44] <DSuper> <Ren> Should we look into finding Fox's ships?
[11:44] <DSuper> <Ren> I don't have a ship
[11:44] <@Seraphna> Thena> If only you knew someone who did that you not just make fun of.
[11:44] <Alicia> <Charlotte> "Now that we've dealt with the cannibals, yes."
[11:45] <DSuper> *Taiga muses* Oh right, Pirate Thena
[11:45] <DSuper> <Taiga> Your crew doesn't have cannibals does it?
[11:46] <@Seraphna> Thena> Only one. But that his species tradition. And not eat mean dark-humans.
[11:47] <DSuper> <Ren> *touches Charlotte's shoulder* Should we take Captain Thena up on her offer?
[11:47] <Alicia> <Charlotte> "It's too serious to not."
[11:48] <Jackieness> <Noire> "Fine..."
[11:48] <DSuper> <Taiga> Now we just need to get back to the van somehow. *as she says that, there's a loud noise approaching them*
[11:49] <Jackieness> <Noire> *turns her attention to the noise*
[11:50] <Alicia> * Charlotte looks over, hoping it's some sort of transportation
[11:50] <DSuper> *a large monster truck like vehicle drives up, pulling a trailer for people to ride in the back; Juan sticks his head out* Juan is here to raise his rating. Will give ride back to vehicle
[11:51] <Jackieness> <Noire> "...nani?"
[11:52] <DSuper> <Taiga> ... I've given up understanding
[11:52] <Alicia> <Charlotte> "That seems worth forgetting about the people eater debacle for."
[11:52] <DSuper> *she just ... resigned as she gets in the back, dragging Ren by her ear*
[11:53] <Jackieness> <Noire> "...let us agree to never speak of this day ever again." *climbs into the back*
[11:53] <Alicia> <Charlotte> "Not even in the review."
[11:53] <Alicia> * Charlotte climbs in too.
[11:53] <@Seraphna> **Thena and Jaime get in**
[11:54] <DSuper> *Juan drives them back to their van*
[11:55] <DSuper> *where he hands coupons to free food and review card for their experience before driving off*
[11:55] <DSuper> <Ren> .. alright. Thena, lets go get your ship
[11:56] <@Seraphna> Thena> To the Dread Ship Kitten Paws!
[11:57] <DSuper> -A moment or two later, they are on the ship somehow-
[11:58] <DSuper> <Heaven> So, Thena tells me we're looking for your mother
[11:58] <Jackieness> <Noire> "How does this ship even exist?"
[11:58] <DSuper> <Heaven> It's my ship
[11:58] <@Seraphna> **Thena is now wearing a Cosplay outfit of Captain Harlock**
[11:59] <@Seraphna> Thena> Dread Ship!
[11:59] <Alicia> <Charlotte> "As long as we save my mother, it doesn't matter what the ship is!"
[12:00] <Jackieness> <Noire> "So its not even Thena's ship!"
[12:01] <@Seraphna> Thena> Thena married to Heaven. Therefore also Thena Ship. Thena Dread Pirate do this Dread Ship.
[12:01] <Alicia> <Charlotte> "You know what Thena's like."
[12:01] <Jackieness> <Noire> *just crosses her arms and grumbles*
[12:01] <DSuper> *Heaven pilots them toward the area of the attack, where they find a few of Fox's transport ships destroyed, but no sign of Fox's ship yet*
[12:02] <@Seraphna> Thena> Thena even lifted dress code just for you.
[12:04] <DSuper> *as they fly along, they see cargo floating in space; it looks like things form Kumen and Geyze, including spirit tech*
[12:05] <Jackieness> <Noire> "Mmmmm... they didn't bother trying to colelct the cargo."
[12:05] <Alicia> <Charlotte> "How wasteful."
[12:07] <DSuper> <Taiga> Yeah someone didn't care
[12:07] <DSuper> *Ren muses as the trail of destruction ends after 8 ships*
[12:08] <DSuper> <Ren> Where do you think the rest of the fleet would have gone?
[12:08] <Alicia> <Charlotte> "It's actually insulting." *thinks on this*
[12:08] <Jackieness> <Noire> "Perhaps they just wanted the escort ships."
[12:09] <@Seraphna> **Thena contacts someone to salvage the goods**
[12:10] <Alicia> <Charlotte> "Hey, Thena, those are mine... well, my mother's."
[12:10] <Alicia> * Charlotte doesn't mention that they were likely previously someone elses
[12:11] <DSuper> *Heaven brings up 3 worlds nearby*
[12:11] <Alicia> <Charlotte> "So, which of these is a more likely hiding spot...?"
[12:12] <DSuper> <Heaven> Lets see, one is a desertd world without life; one is a commernce world, and one is a world with a jungle planet. Where do you think one would go t oflee...
[12:12] <@Seraphna> Thena> Thena’s crack team give you discount for service.
[12:13] <Alicia> <Charlotte> "...I'd normally say that obviously they're going to sell the loot, but they didn't take any, so... the deserted world."
[12:14] <DSuper> *Heaven spins it up and jumps*
[12:15] <DSuper> *they arrive at the planet and they find more of Fox's fleet as well as Fox's ship itself. However, it seems they ahve found what appears to be an unknown vessel attacking the ships, heading for Fox's*
[12:16] <Jackieness> <Noire> "Ah, such an adventure for teenagers."
[12:16] <Alicia> <Charlotte> "Open fire on that ship!"
[12:16] <DSuper> <TAiga> I used to do this stuff when I was 10
[12:17] <DSuper> *she flxes her hand, musing, the right hand still not working right*
[12:17] <@Seraphna> Thena> Bat on the hatches! Fire the shivering Timbers!
[12:17] <DSuper> *Heaven targets the strange ship and fires at it*
[12:17] <Alicia> <Charlotte> "And I thought I got into this young."
[12:18] <DSuper> *the attacks hitting the shields; it seems to cycle through it and the attacker jerks and begins to try to get away when cannibals' ship, smashing into the retreating ship
[12:18] <Jackieness> <Noire> "...who is that?"
[12:18] <@Seraphna> Thena> Good cannibals!
[12:19] <DSuper> <Heaven> Oh, some group said Thena sent them so I told them to meet me here
[12:19] <Alicia> <Charlotte> "They got their own ship...?"
[12:19] <@Seraphna> Jaime> Wh-When did you have time to train them!?
[12:19] <DSuper> <Heaven> I gave them a juker to use
[12:19] <Jackieness> <Noire> "...I thought we were not going to tlak about what happened earlier."
[12:19] <DSuper> *the cannibal ship begins to explode*
[12:19] <DSuper> <Heaven> Hm. oops
[12:19] <Jackieness> <Noire> "Ffffffff!"
[12:20] <@Seraphna> Thena> You gave them the SS Boomtime as asked, yay!
[12:20] <Alicia> <Charlotte> "Well, that's the end of that story."
[12:20] <@Seraphna> Thena> I wanted to see if C4 made a good space engine component.
[12:20] <DSuper> *as the cannibals explode, the unknown ship, damaged, limps away to escape*
[12:20] <DSuper> <Ren> ...what?
[12:21] <@Seraphna> Jaime> I think you knew that was a bad idea.
[12:21] <Alicia> <Charlotte> "... that was sneaky."
[12:21] <Jackieness> <Noire> "Waste of a ship though."
[12:21] <@Seraphna> Thena> Less paperwork if they die in space.
[12:22] <DSuper> <Taiga> The people who attacked your mother just hyperspaced away
[12:23] <Alicia> <Charlotte> "Can we give chase?"
[12:23] <Jackieness> <Noire> "Yes, pursue!"
[12:25] <DSuper> *Heaven begins to try to track them and jumps as well. They arrive at a point closer toward Earth, but at the same time that doesn't really mean anything as it's also a heavily trafficed area where the enemy could be jumping to other parts of the galaxy next*
[12:25] <DSuper> *the damaged ship seems to be gearing up for another jump*
[12:26] <Jackieness> <Noire> "There it is."
[12:27] <@Seraphna> **Thena hums** Want me to stop it?
[12:27] <Jackieness> <Noire> "Stop it, but don't destroy it. We need answers."
[12:28] <@Seraphna> **Thena starts forming crystals over it’s engines to choke them out**
[12:28] <DSuper> *the ship sputters and slows down*
[12:28] <DSuper> <Ren> We did it!
[12:28] <DSuper> <Taiga> Well, looks like we saved Fox and her ships
[12:29] <@Seraphna> Jaime> And apparently sent a family of cannibals to their doom using Thena’s scary charisma.
[12:30] <Jackieness> <Noire> "Still a waste of a ship." *turns around* "Prepare to board."
[12:30] <DSuper> *Heaven brings them up close and tractors the ship against her's, locking it in* Alright, you can go over now
[12:31] <Alicia> <Charlotte> "Right. Maybe I'll show them what you're supposed to do with the cargo of ships you take down..."
[12:32] <Jackieness> <Noire> "Mmmm..." *walks to the airlock to board the captured ship, clothes shifting into one of her cosplay-like sexy armors*
[12:33] <Alicia> * Charlotte heads over to board the ship too
[12:33] <DSuper> <Ren> I find it amusing you're so mad they wasted your cargo. *her tails wag*
[12:34] <DSuper> *as they enter the ship, they find what looks to be a strange alien race of red colored aliens with crackly skin and strange colored eyes. They seem to debate putting up a fight, being strong looking aliens but seem to decide against it and just wait*
[12:35] <Alicia> <Charlotte> "I don't recognise these..."
[12:35] <Jackieness> <Noire> "Well Charlotte, ask your questions."
[12:36] <DSuper> <Ren> Right
[12:36] <DSuper> *Taiga shrugs, not knowing them either and Heaven looks up their race*
[12:36] <Alicia> <Charlotte> "Who are you, what do you want and why are you here?"
[12:37] <DSuper> <Heaven> Lets see, I think I might know their race. They're a race of aliens that are do hired jobs
[12:37] <DSuper> *The alien speaks in it's native language and the translator struggles to translate* Job. Hired to take out ships and take the Fox.
[12:38] <Alicia> <Charlotte> "Who hired you?"
[12:39] <DSuper> <Alien> No name. No face.
[12:40] <Jackieness> <Noire> "An anonymous client then, mmmm...."
[12:40] <DSuper> *The aliens eye Ren's tails, then murmur, wondering if they meant a literal fox*
[12:40] <Alicia> <Charlotte> "They paid up front, I expect?"
[12:41] <DSuper> <Alien 2> Half u pfront yes
[12:41] <Jackieness> <Noire> "In what currency?"
[12:42] <Alicia> <Charlotte> "If it was only half up front... how were you supposed to collect the second half?"
[12:43] <DSuper> *alien sets down a strange metalic bar*
[12:44] <DSuper> <Alien> Would meet at designated location for second half
[12:44] <Jackieness> <Noire> "Someone scan that payment."
[12:44] <Alicia> <Charlotte> "And here's our lead."
[12:44] <DSuper> *Taiga does so* It seems to be a type of metal. Rare.
[12:47] <Jackieness> <Noire> *looks around* "...well... I think we should comandeer their ship."
[12:48] <DSuper> <Ren> I want it
[12:48] <DSuper> <Ren> After the war I can play in it
[12:49] <Alicia> <Charlotte> "Absolutely. Especially right now."
[12:49] <Jackieness> <Noire> *gives Ren a look* "If our hosts cooperate and lead us to their employer, they cna leave with their payment, their ship, and their lives."
[12:49] <Alicia> <Charlotte> "That's reasonable."
[12:50] <Jackieness> <Noire> "and I will claim their employer's ship in the name of the New Dark One Sovereignty."
[12:51] <DSuper> *the aliens eye each other, murmuring to each other*
[12:51] <DSuper> <Ren> I never get a ship
[12:51] <Alicia> <Charlotte> "I'll get you one, even if it's not this one."
[12:52] <DSuper> *Ren beams!*
[12:52] <DSuper> *as the aliens work out a deal to betray their employer after the war*
[12:52] <DSuper> *back at the area where Fox is at with her convoy*
[12:52] <DSuper> *a cannibal attaches to the hull somehow alive in SPAAAACE*
[12:53] <DSuper> *climbing it slowly and getting inside one of the ships, vowing revenge on the succulant meat that is Thena*
[12:53] <DSuper> -SCENE SHIFT-
[12:53] <DSuper> Location: X's House
[12:53] <DSuper> <Ren> Well, nexttime I'll defintiely try to find us a ghost until we manage to find more on who hired a hit on Charlotte's mother.
[12:54] <Alicia> <Charlotte> "Maybe we can make them into a ghost."
[12:55] <DSuper> <Ren> Nice@
[12:55] <DSuper> <Taiga> ... Kids today are so much more violent than I was
[12:56] <Jackieness> <Noire> "Mmmmmm... that so?" *pushes her glasses up her nose*
[12:56] <@Seraphna> Si> Didn’t we almost blow up reality?
[12:56] <Alicia> <Charlotte> "It's for a good cause!"
[12:57] <DSuper> <Taiga> We saved reality
[12:57] <DSuper> <Taiga> Saaaaved it
[12:58] <DSuper> *Ren eyes her mother, then peers at the others* So, who wants some mexican food? My treat
[12:58] <Jackieness> <Noire> "As long as the manager isn't Juan."
[12:59] <DSuper> <Taiga> .... God I hope not.
[13:01] <DSuper> -END