The Alien Wars 6: Reality Strikers

Session 67



Session Start: Sat Nov 19 00:00:00 2022
Session Ident: #fumoffu
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<DeathStar> Date: 10-644.10.5 - taking place after Session 601 (note this is before all the Alt/Classic Sessions)
<DeathStar> Location: PAX
<DeathStar> *The Strikers would all have been sent a room number on the ship to visit, a month after the Strikers have disbanded*
<Jackieness> <Noire> *arrives at the door to this room number*
<DeathStar> *Noire would hear sounds insid the room; it looks like the old club rooms they had for Fumoffu before moving it to her house*
<Jackieness> <Noire> *raises a hand and buzzes to be let in*
<DeathStar> *The door opens and Ren peers out all suspiciously, then opens the door; it's all decorated with spooky stuff* <Ren> Hello, Noire
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Mmmm... a party, Ren?" *walks in*
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "Why not?"
<DeathStar> <Ren> Sure. Candy? *She offers her tail, where she keeps candy for Akatsuki*
<DeathStar> *the board has Fumoffu written on it, as well as various things as well as tomes laying about*
<Jackieness> <Noire> "...I'm not a candy sort."
<DeathStar> <Ren> *shows Akatsuki's outfit - she dressed her like a mini Noire*
<Alicia> * Akatsuki seems to be trying to copy Noire's poise
<DeathStar> *Andrea claps for Akatsuki, coming out of a side room* You do her well
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Mmmmm...I'm flattered."
<Alicia> <Akatsuki> "Of course, only the best."
<DeathStar> *Andrea leans on the podium* You hear that?
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Mmmmm?"
<DeathStar> <Andrea> You're the best.
<Jackieness> <Noire> "So did you help put this together, mother?"
<DeathStar> <Andrea> I provided some cursed tomes.
<DeathStar> <Ren> I guess this all we're going to get. *She looks around* Oh well. *Ears droop a bit*
<DeathStar> *she takes a tome and flips through, clearly having been glancing at it with Andrea's help*
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Cursed tomes, mother...?" *looks at Ren* "Well... we did have soemthing of a disagreement, Ren."
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "What a horrible night for a curse."
<DeathStar> <Ren> Well, these talk about various lore aspects and stuff. And some low level chants that I doubt I can cast, but what I was most interested in was the lore and talking about was haunted areas. *Waves hand* Your mom stated that if these tomes existed here, they might exist in other realities, or things mentioned in here might exist in other realities. <Andrea> So, since you all hate Ren's weird halloween stuff
<DeathStar> <Andrea> I thought I might flip through these tomes and pick something out for you to do that would also be in line with the code of the Fumoffu now that you're no longer Strikers.
<Jackieness> <Noire> *adjusts her glasses* "The strikers are in reserve, not defunct."
<DeathStar> <Andrea> ... *to Charlotte* Really?
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "I didn't hear that the Strikers were defunct... but we're not acting as Strikers right now either way."
<Jackieness> <Noire> "We just had a disagreement about our role."
<DeathStar> <Ren> Well, uh, either way, follow me. *Andrea drapes a sexy looking witch's hat and cloak, with her long hair being hidden by the cloak.* Either way, let us depart for your station and have some fun. *She takes the tomes with her, holding them like a witch*
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Mmmmmm...are you scheming something, mother?"
<DeathStar> <Andrea> Do I look like a schemer?
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Yes."
<DeathStar> *Andrea takes her hat off, peering up at the sky* Oh Elwyn, my dear, looking down at me, where did I go wrong with our daughter. I need guidance with this one.
<DeathStar> <Ren> I-Isn't Elwyn alive still?
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Yes...very alive."
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "Not that there's anything wrong with that, right?"
<Alicia> * Charlotte is dressed as a vampire, and as such there's no reason to specify sexy.
<DeathStar> *Andrea puts on her hat* This way~ *Ren has opted to go the werewolf approach*
<DeathStar> *They arrive at Asteroid C where Taiga can be heard moving about*
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Taiga, we're here. Have you been bathing?"
<DeathStar> <Taiga> What? Of course. Why wouldn't I be? *At this point in time, he her hair isn't as long and she looks quite sane, her hair nice and stylish*
<DeathStar> *she moves over, eyeing the group*
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Good. Apparentky Ren and my mother have concocted some adventure."
<DeathStar> <Ren> *Waves* <Taiga> ... uh huh....I--- *Andrea whispers something and Taiga falls over, snoozing*
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "Did you do that, or has she just not slept?"
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Probably both."
<DeathStar> <Andrea> You never know if she would say no.
<DeathStar> *Andrea props her up against a chair* I'm ... pretty positive there will be no side effects
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Mother!"
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "Be careful with tranquilisers."
<DeathStar> <Andrea> I mean, if there is, she'll just be a little paranoid. Getting out of the station will help her. I'm sure she won't like stay here for years or some silly nonsense
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Mmmmm... Ren, leave a note for Si, explaining the situation"
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "Whenever you say things like that, I keep worrying that you've accidentally been given the gift of prophecy."
<DeathStar> *Ren nods and jots a note and places it down*
<DeathStar> <Andrea> That would be silly
<DeathStar> *Andrea looks evil as she inputs the coordinates*
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "I wonder what a young Noire would even look like."
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Mmmmmmm? How young?"
<DeathStar> <Andrea> I can give you pictures if you're interested
<DeathStar> <Ren> *ears perk up*
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "Well, it was Akatsuki who made me wonder, looking so cute like that."
<Alicia> * Akatsuki beams
<DeathStar> *As the portal opens, she steps back*
<DeathStar> <Andrea> I'll give a picture when we get back. *Ren takes note of that*
<Jackieness> <Noire> "...mother..."
<DeathStar> <Andrea> You rather I didn't?
<DeathStar> *her devil tail swishes evilly*
<Seraphna> **Si bunny slinks up**
<DeathStar> <Andrea> Hello Si
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "Ah, the scariest of halloween monsters has arrived."
<Seraphna> Si> Fuuu?
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Nothing i say would dissuade you anyway."
<DeathStar> <Ren> Should we put Si to sleep as well? <Andrea> Rabbits are harder to do
<DeathStar> <Andrea> Want to come alone, Si?
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "They have spooky bunny powers."
<Seraphna> Si> Wait did you do something to Taigy?
<DeathStar> <Ren> Gave her a nap.
<DeathStar> *Taiga is asleep over the couch - at this point, she's still normal compared to 2 years from now*
<Seraphna> Si> Oh well she needs more naps.
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "Take care of her, okay? Don't let her overwork herself."
<Jackieness> <Noire> "And make sure she gets out of the asteroid from time to time."
<DeathStar> <Andrea> Would hate to have my spell do somehing bad~ *She whispers, then steps through*
<DeathStar> <Ren> Let the Fumoffu incurusion begin!
<DeathStar> *she hops in
<Seraphna> Si> Have fun! Surely I won’t have to spank someone in 2 years for this.
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "Let us go out this evening for pleasure." *steps through*
<DeathStar> *someone walks past Si, wearing a seductive outfit that looks like a siren of sorts, waving to Si*
<Jackieness> <Noire> *steps through as well*
<Seraphna> **Si blinks**
<DeathStar> *The group appears in a normal looking reality, but no looking Mega Cities or the like are about for the most part8
<DeathStar> *it seems they are in the Japanese rural areas perhaps*
<DeathStar> *the newcomer, the siren, looks about, musing, looking to be dressed in all white, even white hair*
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "It's still halloween here, right?"
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Looks like Japan...Hallowen was a western import."
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "So, it's whether was imported to here."
<DeathStar> <Andrea> Yes, it's actually closer to Halloween here than our reality. But what is important here is this. *She opens her tomes* As you might know, Dark Ones have in the past had certain... *She looks for the words* Pets. You children have barely encountered them due to the Dark Ones being widdled down by the Progenitors or the Erusians
<DeathStar> <Andrea> This reality actually has a few. I thought it might be fun to seek them out while we're here.
<DeathStar> <Ren> Are these pets scary?
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "And will they get called familiars?"
<DeathStar> <Andrea> Mmmh, good question.
<DeathStar> <Andrea> Come. Lets go see if we can find some.
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Well, I shall now dress appropriately then." *pulls at the hem of her skirt*
<DeathStar> *As she leads them through the woods, it's dark and a light fog seems to settle in. The Siren looks around with red eyes*
<DeathStar> <Ren> So what do these pets look like? <Andrea> Oh, you met one group of them in space a while back. As large as ships
<Jackieness> <Noire> *is now dressed like a shrine maiden*
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "Are they used as ships?"
<DeathStar> <Andrea> Yes. USed to attack other ships. The attacked the Suisen after the aftermath of the Dark War.
<DeathStar> *They
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "Seem a little more than pets, but I'm okay with this."
<DeathStar> <Andrea> But that's just one type.
<DeathStar> <Andrea> Did you intend to try to find a Dark Whale? That's my nickname for them
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "Well, that might be difficult."
<DeathStar> *as they approach the ruins of some sort of shrine up on the mountain. It looks like some sort of Dark Shrine, full of dark energy. Ren looks around, the fog making it look even creepier*
<DeathStar> *Andrea reaches for the front door, then stops*
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "An excellent choice of outfit, Noire."
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Mmmm...perfect for this then."
<DeathStar> <Andrea> * lowers her hand and thinks*
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Mother?"
<DeathStar> <Andrea> The front door is cursed. One of you girls mind uncursing it? Or just opening it. *She holds out the tome*
<DeathStar> <Ren> I can't even read that tome well
<Alicia> * Charlotte looks through the tome, looking for the way to uncurse the door.
<DeathStar> *Charlotte would see images of various monsters, or "pets", lore on them, low level curses and spells; it seems this is a very easy tome that she felt was okay for Ren to handle as Charlotte finds few spells to cast*
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Let me see..." *looks over at the tome too*
<DeathStar> <Ren> Think you can do it?
<DeathStar> *she bounces while the Siren walks around, frowning*
<Jackieness> <Noire> "If i cna find th proper spell..."
<DeathStar> *Noire and Charlotte soon come across a spell to uncurse objects*
<DeathStar> *and a spell to force open doors*
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Here."
<DeathStar> *Andrea folds her hands, observing*
<DeathStar> <Ren> *leans over* How do you read that? It's gibberish
<Alicia> * Charlotte casts the uncursing spell.
<Jackieness> <Noire> *follows up with spell to open the doors*
<DeathStar> *the door glows as Charlotte hitsit with the spell, then Noire forces it open*
<DeathStar> <Andrea> Impressive, my girls
<DeathStar> <Andrea> The one two hit
<DeathStar> *Ren slips inside slowly*
<Jackieness> <Noire> "And yes, I cna read it. 've been studying the mysticism." *moves inside the shrine*
<DeathStar> *as they enter, the dark atmosphere grows and there seems to be dark eggs all around the shrine grounds as they go further inside; some small, some larger* <Ren> What kind of shrine is this place?
<DeathStar> *The Siren kneels, studying the eggs* Interesting
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Mmmm... less a shrine, more a nest."
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "I was thinking a hatchery."
<DeathStar> <Andrea> You are most likely correct. I am curious who is running it, or if it was abandoned.
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Mmmm...don't touch the eggs. LEt's look around."
<DeathStar> *Somewhere in the shrine grounds a noise is heard, coming from one of the buildings; Andrea carefully walks around them and out toward the back, forcing the back door open with a spell and out the back to the shrine grounds.*
<DeathStar> *Ren looks like she wants to grab an egg, but resists*
<DeathStar> *The shrine grounds seem to be quiet, when something flies in the air; it looks almost like a dragon, but instead at a closer look it's a being of darkness, moving about in the shadows and dark sky*
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Mmmmm..." *heads out to the shrine ground*
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "I feel like it would be very bad if we touched... there we go."
<DeathStar> <Andrea> There's one of the pets.
<DeathStar> <Andrea> A Rider
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "Very impressive."
<DeathStar> <Andrea> Oh, and if you're not the one riding it, it'll try to eat you
<DeathStar> *as it swoops down at them*
<Jackieness> <Noire> "...and what is it doing loose?"
<DeathStar> <Andrea> I'm guessing it somehow hatched
<DeathStar> *She avoids the claws as Ren flails*
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "Why did I know this was going to happen?" *grabs Ren and moves for the exit*
<DeathStar> *Ren hangs on as it goes for Charlotte*
<Jackieness> <Noire> *turns and forms her tendrils, trying to snag the Rider to keep it from Charlotte*
<DeathStar> *The creature makes a noise that could chill your blood - except the Dark Ones. the Siren and Ren make a face*
<DeathStar> <Ren> Ugh
<DeathStar> <Siren> Quite unpleasant.
<Alicia> * Charlotte likewise launches tendrils, more to fend it off than hurt it, but if it doesn't get the message...
<DeathStar> *The Rider retreats after that, going up to nest somewhere on top of the shrine*
<DeathStar> <Ren> That was...awful
<DeathStar> <Andrea> *opens her tome, unphased* Lets see, one moment. While we're here, I want to get you girls something
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Mmmmmm?"
<DeathStar> *She steps into building with the eggs*
<DeathStar> *while left alone, the others would hear a low growl sound; Ren's ears perking up* <Ren> You hear that?
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "The mother?"
<DeathStar> *Ren keeps her tail close to her, incase Akatsuki is effected*
<DeathStar> *A large monster dog like creature appears, but it seems more like a shadow dog beast, drooling with red eyes. It's drool making the ground vanish with dark hole like powers*
<DeathStar> <Siren> ...
<DeathStar> <Ren> Dog.
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Only in the loosest sense..." *steps between the 'dog' and the others*
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "...oh, at least we don't have to worry about this one going crazy about the eggs."
<DeathStar> *it eyes Noire, growling, scratching at the ground*
<Jackieness> <Noire> *aise sher tendrils up to make herself look larger and more threatening*
<Jackieness> raises
<DeathStar> *The monster dog pauses, then seems to fluff up a bit, but after a bit backs down, moving away*
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "Yeah, it knows."
<DeathStar> <REn> Hard not to know
<Jackieness> <Noire> *nods*
<DeathStar> *The monster dog lays down near them*
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Now then, where is mother?"
<DeathStar> *Andrea steps out with a sack* Alright, lets leave the shrine. *as she says that the fog begins to close in on them a bit, with sounds of things in the darkness. The Dark Ones would sense dark beings lurking in it*
<DeathStar> <Ren> It's getting foggier
<Jackieness> <Noire> "...we should leave. We'll talk after we are are out." *heads for the entrance*
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "Right. Normally I'd ask if this is alright, but... we've taken worse."
<DeathStar> *The monster dog follows them as Andrea follows. The Siren TK spreads the fog to help them seem, where Charlotte sees a massive Dark One creature flying about in the fog, the size of a ship. IT seems to be looking for them, knocking things over*
<DeathStar> <Ren> ...
<DeathStar> <Andrea> Right lets find our exit point
<Jackieness> <Noire> *nods and continues back to the entryway*
<DeathStar> *Siren pulls her outfit off, Adeline shaking her head* <Adeline> Well then
<DeathStar> *The monster dog howls as things begin to stir in the fog; it's howl opens a dark holes at things as Andrea begins to open gate for them to return*
<DeathStar> <Andrea> Lets go.
<Jackieness> <Noire> *nods and passes through the gate*
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "Well, I'm not staying longer than I have to." * Akatsuki jumps through even as Charlotte speaks
<Alicia> * Charlotte, of course, follows
<DeathStar> *Ren follows* <Ren> Are we taking the dog?
<DeathStar> *Adeline arrives and moves to close the gate*
<Jackieness> <Noire> "If he ishes to follow."
<DeathStar> *a moment later the massive Dark Dog creature leaps through and walks along. Taiga stands there, arms crossed, almost smaller than the dog*
<DeathStar> <Taiga> Have fun? *As the portal closes*
<DeathStar> <Ren> It'll be hard to hide this thing.
<Alicia> <Akatsuki> "Yeah!" <Charlotte> "Not sure if we should've brought back souvenirs, but..." <Akatsuki> "Can we keep him?"
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Mmmmmm..." *looks at Andrea* "...now what did you take, mother?"
<DeathStar> <Andrea> You can make it be smaller. If you want
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "Are those dragon eggs?"
<DeathStar> *referring to the dog, as it ipcks up Taiga likea kid*
<DeathStar> *She sets out the eggs* <Andrea> I got mixture. Yes, some dragon eggs if you all want your own dragon pets. Another dog "egg". It's actually more of a way to make a dog familiar. *Referring to the object.* And 1 whale "egg". That one I will hold onto.
<DeathStar> *She gives Charlotte her own dog object, since Noire has tamed a Dog, both of them dragon eggs, and keeps the whale egg*
<DeathStar> <Ren> What about me? What did I get? <Andrea> Fun
<DeathStar> *she says as Taiga as carried around*
<DeathStar> <Taiga> Let .... me...down
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Mmmmm... Ren, I'll cook you a meal."
<DeathStar> <Ren> *beams*
<DeathStar> <Ren> I'll try to think of something else for us to do next month
<DeathStar> <Andrea> Oh yeah
<DeathStar> <Andrea> Noire
<DeathStar> <Andrea> You might want to train your "dog" over the next month or so. *She points at Taiga's fox tails sticking out of it's mouth, indicating it's eaten Taiga*
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Mmmmm?"
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Ah..."
<DeathStar> <Andrea> As long as you're the commanding voice, it'll obey you
<DeathStar> <Andrea> So no worries. *She heads off, leaving the tome with her*
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Mmmmm..."
<DeathStar> -End-
* Jackieness has quit IRC
Session Close: Sun Nov 20 00:00:00 2022