The Alien Wars 6: Fumoffu

All Good Fumoffus - 5 Year Anniversary

Session Start: Wed Sep 11 00:00:00 2024
Session Ident: #fumoffu
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<DeathStar> -0-
<DeathStar> Date: 10-762.1.15
<DeathStar> Location: Fumoffu Club Room
<DeathStar> *during a lull in the events of the PW series, Ren is standing in the club room eyeballing all the pictures of the various club members of Fumoffu over the past 100+ years, glancing at pictures taken at various periods in their history while Taiga is sitting at her desk fiddling with a Progenitor sphere still.
<Seraphna> **Thena sets down a cut out Charlotte**
<Seraphna> **Si feeds Noireduck**
<DeathStar> *Taiga glances up with her glasses, then eyes her hair and eyes some gray in it and jerks* What the fuck? When did this begin?
<Jackieness> <Noire> *steps into the club room* "Mmmmmmm..."
<DeathStar> *she begins to tug at the hair and forms foxfire*
<Seraphna> Si> Your clone was doing that while High Taiga was in it.
<Chaintan> <Kitty> leave it alone, how else will you become all white like Miyuki
<Seraphna> Si> You know what, she needs a new name. She’s Haiga.
<DeathStar> *Taiga scowls* If I let my hair go all white, then I'll definitely look like my clone
<Seraphna> Si> We could always make you a teenager again.
<Chaintan> 6*Kitty snickers playfully
<DeathStar> <Taiga> You know, I sometimes miss Sora
<Jackieness> <Noire> "...and what is going on here?"
<DeathStar> *Ren walks back, holding a picture from the wall* Just watching mom work on the Progenitor devices
<Seraphna> Kaelan> Yes what is going on?
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Oh? And have you learned anything else?"
<Seraphna> **Kaelan has them take another selfie**
<DeathStar> <Taiga> I'll let you know as soon as this sphere reveals it's secrets. *the door opens and Shion returns from Geyze with Isis, having taken her and Miyuki with her at the end of 700 on a vacation*
<DeathStar> <Shion> Why do you nerds always hang out in this place
<Seraphna> Thena> It’s our club!
<DeathStar> *Isis seeks out some things to prepare tea*
<Seraphna> Thena> And Galactic Princess Dread Pirate Avenger Agents aren’t nerds.
<Chaintan> 6*Miyuki snoozes on Isis's shoulder curled luxuriously
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Mmmmm...Shion is just jealous."
<Seraphna> Kaelan> I know look at us. Our tails are so fluffy.
<DeathStar> <Ren> I got a question. *she sets down a picture of the group at Katrina's bar* Why does this picture say the first Fumoffu club meeting took place at Kat's bar.
<Seraphna> Thena> Well we took a bit to get our own room. And Kat makes snacks.
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Mmmmmm...the group had not formally formed yet."
<Seraphna> Si> Unlike the even more impressive Zodiacs, we didn’t have a high scho club room either.
<Chaintan> <Kitty> yeah, back then we all just congrigated there
<Chaintan> <Kitty> then I ended up securing a room in the high school and well
<Chaintan> 6*she shrugs
<Seraphna> Si> Fuuu~
<DeathStar> *the picture has Taiga, Thena, Kitty, Mi'Na, Gor, Jaime, Valen, Bix, Nicolette, Sabrina, Isis, Xeres, Si, X, Angela, Jaime, and even Chad can be seen.*
<Seraphna> **Si fixes Taiga’s hair**
<DeathStar> *also strangely, a person can be seen beside Isis and Miyuki in it*
<DeathStar> <Taiga> I didn't remember so many people hanging out in the first proto meeting
<Chaintan> <Kitty>..though I dont remember that one
<Seraphna> Si> Who?
<Chaintan> 6*Kitty taps the photo
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Mmmmm...most of our core membership isn't even in that photo. Just Taiga and Jaime."
<DeathStar> <Isis> .... *rubs chin, looking troubled, especially with Isis having her arm around them*
<DeathStar> <Ren> There's a name for each of us. Theau
<Seraphna> Thena> Hey I’m in it!
<Seraphna> Si> Me too.
<DeathStar> <Isis> The name is familiar. I feel like I should know it deep down
<Chaintan> <Kitty> I know we all...got older but, how have we all forgotten one person?
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Fine... Si and Thena too. Either way, only half of the core members were involved."
<DeathStar> <Ren> Well it is a long time. And this was before I took over the club
<Seraphna> **Jaime steps in, mud covering her body in a scanty manner as she moves over to the snack area**
<DeathStar> <Ren> I definitely never saw a Theau on the books during my tenure
<Chaintan> <Kitty> then why would we include them in a photo
<Seraphna> Thena> Back in ancient times when Thena was even younger and cuter! **she has barely changed at all**
<DeathStar> <Shion> Maybe they are Nicolette's boyfriend. She quit the club after a bit too.
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Mmmmmm..."
<DeathStar> *Taiga jerks the sphere and it begins to glow*
<DeathStar> <Taiga> A-ha!
<Chaintan> <Kitty> ok but then why is Isis's arm around the-- whats up??
<DeathStar> <Taiga> Uh.... I have no idea. It's generating a lot of hyperspace energy...
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Taiga did a thing."
<DeathStar> *Taiga rolls the sphere away from herself*
<Seraphna> **Jaime shifts the fridge to one side and opens a stash**
<Chaintan> <Kitty> is it SUPPOSE to'?
<Seraphna> Thena> It generates it!?
<DeathStar> <Taiga> Look, are any of Progenitor tech experts? No. It could be trying to blow up, or it could be powering up to play music
<DeathStar> *of us
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Why not get someone from engineering then?"
<Seraphna> Jaime> One of us is.
<Chaintan> <Kitty> Isis, youre an engineer cant you tell us if we should run. like now?
<DeathStar> *Isis picks it up* Let me compare it to what I remember of PAX
<Seraphna> Jaime> I was gonna say sis is right here.
<Seraphna> **Jaime sits with a rare snack and watches, still in the revealing mud armor**
<DeathStar> *Isis pulls out a tool and begins to correct something; as soon as she does the sphere begins to act normal, attaching itself to the PAX wall in the club*
<Jackieness> <Noire> "MMmm...and what is it doing now?"
<Seraphna> Jaime> Is that normal?
<DeathStar> <Isis> I think it's using the PAX as a battery
<Chaintan> <Kitty
<Seraphna> Jaime> Is that what drained my ship?
<DeathStar> *Taiga leans over and messes with it, a screen popping up with a huge Progenitor database appearing* Wow that's a motherlode
<Chaintan> <Kitty> a mother lode of?
<Jackieness> <Noire> "So tis some sort of data module?"
<Seraphna> Jaime> Yes an Erevis-lode of what?
<DeathStar> <Taiga> It looks like it contains a ton of information on the Progenitors = imagine if everything on the Fumoffu club was stored on one massive computer
<DeathStar> <Taiga> It's using the PAX to keep itself running
<Seraphna> Jaime> How much?
<DeathStar> <Taiga> Not too much.... uh, right now. But we might have a problem
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Mmmmm...what problem?"
<DeathStar> <Taiga> It's downloading the PAX computer files to add to it's own
<Seraphna> Jaime> I am not a fan of problems.
<Seraphna> Kaelan> You forgot to say how annoying.
<Seraphna> Jaime> As long as it stays here I guess that is fine.
<Seraphna> **Jaime informs the Royal Science Officer through their bond**
<DeathStar> *while they're talking, there's a shuddering around them and the room seems to change. The club room seems to have been changed with new faces on the wall and in the center of it all is that picture that Ren found. The arcade is gone and all their stuff has been replaced, however the device on the wall remains*
<DeathStar> *Ren blinks, patting herself down*
<Jackieness> <Noire> "...now this is the annoying part."
<DeathStar> <Ren> What did you do on that call. Jaime?
<DeathStar> *Shion falls since her stool is MIA now*
<Seraphna> Jaime> I liked that version of Pony Fighters.
<Chaintan> 6*Kitty helps Shion up
<DeathStar> <Isis> Does this happen often?
<DeathStar> *She squints at the pictures on the walls* Some of these people seem familiar.
<Seraphna> Jaime> This in particular? New.
<DeathStar> *Isis holds up a frame to Miyuki on her shoulder*
<DeathStar> *Taiga is already peering out into the hallway*
<DeathStar> *while Shion thanks Kitty*
<DeathStar> <Taiga> You all might want to come out here and see this
<Seraphna> Jaime> **looks over at the hallway**
<Jackieness> <Noire> *moves over to look out in the hall*
<DeathStar> *the PAX seems to have crashed, or been forced to land itself, because they are in the middle of the Suisen Capital. People are moving about fragments of the ship like it's a museum, entering segments of the ship that survived and are scatterd*
<DeathStar> *Katrina's bar can be seen broken off down the street*
<Seraphna> Jaime> …What in mother’s name is happening?
<DeathStar> <Ren> I think we broke the PAX
<Jackieness> <Noire> "...conect to the locla network and check the current timestamp."
<Seraphna> Jaime> We were free floating. There would have been a crash. Alerts. Me throttling someone.
<DeathStar> *Taiga begins to attempt to do so* One moment, my datapad seems to be out of date
<Chaintan> <Kitty> top three you'd throttle
<DeathStar> <Taiga> It looks like we are 120 years in the future. This is now the PAX Museum and this is still the Fumoffu Club. The PAX rents out various buildings
<Jackieness> <Noire> "MMmmm...notice that while the PAX is scattered...no fires, so rescue crews."
<Jackieness> no rescue crews
<Seraphna> Jaime> **frowns and feels about at her links**
<Seraphna> Thena> This weird, but wanna see how the other Thena’s are now!
<DeathStar> <Ren> That would be cheating
<DeathStar> *Ren looks to see who runs Fumoffu now*
<Seraphna> Si> Fuuuu. This is like a dream or something right?
<DeathStar> <Ren> What? None of my kids were interested?
<Chaintan> 6*Kitty looks for any familiar family names
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Mmmm...is this actually happening or were we pulled into a virtual reality construct?"
<Seraphna> Jaime> Who is in charge now? Sephie? Saga? The Twins?
<DeathStar> *Kitty would see names likes Hess/Kaori's family line on there, Ren's grandkids, Theau's name is at the top of running the current Fumoffu Club*
<Seraphna> Kaelan> Have my little cuties covered the galaxy in fluffy dark foxness?
<Chaintan> <Kitty>...well Hess and Kaori finally settled down
<DeathStar> <Ren> Theau seems to be maintaning the club
<DeathStar> <Shion> There's that name again
<Seraphna> Thena> Maybe we’re in an alternate reality?
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Mmmmm...how annoying."
<Seraphna> Kaelan> That’s more like it.
<DeathStar> <Taiga> Why don't we just go visit the club leadership
* Alicia has joined #fumoffu
<Chaintan> <Kitty> may as well, get this over sooner
<Seraphna> Jaime> Yes. Let’s.
<DeathStar> *Taiga scans the changed club*
<DeathStar> *Ren steps out onto the steets, walking along them and eyes the ruined PAX*
<DeathStar> <Isis> How do you think it crashed?
<Chaintan> 6* Kitty peeks out
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Mmmm...Taiga, be sure to look up what caused the PAX crash."
<Chaintan> <Kitty> overwhelming gravity pull?
<DeathStar> *Taiga pauses, then begins to look up the information*
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Something obviously killed the power so the engines could not keep the PAX airborne."
<DeathStar> <Taiga> You might not be far off, Kitty
<Chaintan> <Kitty> Really?
<DeathStar> <Taiga> The Progenitor/Dark One conflict going on. It crashed during that
<Seraphna> Jaime> **frowns**
<DeathStar> <Taiga> The PAX was used to try to overwhelm the enemy and the enemy used dark matter, black holes, and gravity wells
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Mmmm....Jaime, I suggest that when we get back, moving he PAX into a higher orbit."
<Chaintan> 6*Kitty frowns as well
<Seraphna> Jaime> Or land it into the fortress mode.
<Seraphna> Jaime> We added cool surface anti ship cannons.
<Jackieness> <Noire> "...though...mmmmmm...it can't be that hard a landing. The city was not annhilated from the thermal shock of impact and re-entry.."
<DeathStar> *The group arrives at the cafe on the corner of the stret*
<DeathStar> <Taiga> Ah there is a reason for that
<Seraphna> Jaime> Yes but I like my stuff.
<DeathStar> <Taiga> It states that the Progenitor controlling the PAX at the time managed to save the city
<Seraphna> Jaime> Why is it vague?
<DeathStar> <Taiga> Well, the report isn't sure since everyone on the PAX didn't survive.
<Seraphna> Jaime> Landing it.
<Seraphna> Jaime> I am landing it.
<DeathStar> *As they step into the cafe, which has been decorated to look more hipster*
<DeathStar> *they would see a young man that looks a lot like Miyuki and Isis sitting there*
<Seraphna> Kaelan> My cafe!
<DeathStar> *enjoying ice cream*
<DeathStar> <Isis> ...
<Jackieness> <Noire> "...what did they do to the place?"
<DeathStar> *hipster music plays in the background*
<DeathStar> <Ren> I'm guessing that's the Fumoffu leader?
<DeathStar> *she checks the picture of Theau, who looked like a young boy, to the man in front of them*
<DeathStar> <Ren> I guess it has been a long time
<Seraphna> Kaelan> Where are my kits?
<Jackieness> <Noire> "...probably died on the PAX."
<Seraphna> **Kaelan makes a deep fox growl**
<DeathStar> *The man turns to face them when the same strange occurance like back at the club happened. It statics and Kat's bar transforms again; this time though it transforms back to what it was like long ago back when Katrina ran it. It's noisy right now though and it feels like things are tense in the air. It's very crowded and the group can see Nicolette, Sabrina, Chad, X, etc at the bar*
<DeathStar> *The other building attached to the bar, Fluffy Tails, is being run by Shion right now, making bread*
<Seraphna> Jaime> This is…
<DeathStar> <Ren> What is this...? *she eyes Rachael bitching to Valen about her grades*
<Jackieness> <Noire> "The past..."
<DeathStar> *Sabrina seems to be showing Nicolette the PAX, indicating this is a point in time that Nicolette has just begun to see these places*
<DeathStar> *Taiga checks the date* We're at a point in time that the PAX is divided in half. Athena is in control of this sector and the Empress is in control of the rest of the ship
<Jackieness> <Noire> "I remember this period."
<DeathStar> *The other Taiga seems to be sitting at the bar with the others, looking for problems to solve that might be falling through the cracks. Somehow Meth Gators keep popping up*
<DeathStar> <Ren> So why are we bouncing around like this?
<Jackieness> <Noire> "I think we are in a vitual construct generated by that Progenitor device."
<DeathStar> <Ren> How would it guess the future?
<Seraphna> Jaime> This break is the opposite of relaxing.
<DeathStar> <Taiga> It could be crunching the variables
<DeathStar> <Taiga> Or something or someone has hijacked it
<DeathStar> <Shion> What would happen if we interacted with those in the past? Say Sabrina or Nicolette or our other selves
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Ifits just a virtual construct, nothing. The program might ven end like it did when we tried to itneract with 'Theu."
<DeathStar> *As Noire says that, the little kid Theau enters the scene with Isis, the two acting like they know each other. Isis watches this*
<Jackieness> <Noire> "...is this a self-insert fanfic where 'Theau' is inserting himself into our lives?"
<DeathStar> <Shion> No. I recall a Theau. But it's like he vanished from our memories
<DeathStar> *Ren returns* <Ren> That device is in what will be our club room
<Seraphna> Kaelan> Ghost kid?
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Mmmm...well...I do not recall this Theau."
<DeathStar> <Ren> I have no memory as well
<DeathStar> *X slaps Theau's back*
<DeathStar> *Taiga thinks*
<DeathStar> <Taiga> The device has appeared in a earlier "event"
<DeathStar> *The team seems to be preparing to deal with a ghost*
<Seraphna> Kaelan> Ghost kid.
<DeathStar> <Taiga> I'm going to try to crush the device in our future club room unless you all have a better idea
<DeathStar> <Taiga> Worst case - the past changes
<Jackieness> <Noire> "LEts recongregate there first and decide what to do."
<DeathStar> *Taiga leads them to the empty room that will become the Fumoffu club room*
<Chaintan> <Kitty> maybe dont be that destructively hasty
<DeathStar> *except the wall where the Progenitor device is attached*
<DeathStar> <Ren> It looks so ... bare in here
<Seraphna> Si> I want my Dance Machine back.
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Poke and prod it. Find out what it is doing."
<DeathStar> <Taiga> I never did ask what made you pick this room out of all the rooms on the PAX to be our club room
<DeathStar> *she asks Kitty*
<Seraphna> Kaelan> Maybe Kitty is the machine!
<DeathStar> *Taiga and Isis begin to try to mess with it when suddenly the room flashes again and they're back in the present day*
<DeathStar> *...or are they?*
<Chaintan> <Kitty> thats cause it had the best air circulation and at the time when we were in school it was the most central point to where we all had classes
<DeathStar> <Taiga> Alright I want to try something
<DeathStar> <Taiga> If this thing is downloading all our information
<DeathStar> <Taiga> One of you name anyone
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "Ren."
<Chaintan> <Kitty> anyone anyone?
<Chaintan> <Kitty> Lorelei
<DeathStar> <Taiga> Lorelei works. I'll do Ren and then Lorelei since she's obscureish.
<DeathStar> *Taiga inputs Ren first and then a image of Ren appears in the room with all her information appearing. Her wife, perferances, height, looks etc. Then it begins to list when she became active in the military, what she's been up for years, all her reports, any important event she's been part of. The files go on and on and on*
<DeathStar> <Ren> ... I've been being spied on!
<Seraphna> Jaime> Most of this is just your staff file.
<DeathStar> *Taiga does Lorelei next - it begins to do the same for her, listing her active years which was much earlier than Ren's, then shows a steep drop off once she began to go into the Unknown Regions with Durt to do recon for everyone.*
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Remember, Ren, its connected to the PAX computer system."
<DeathStar> *listing her reports - someone still being quite up to date*
<Seraphna> Thena> Ooo! Do me!
<Seraphna> Thena> It might overload.
<DeathStar> *Thena's files just goes on and on and on on and on and on and on and on*
<Chaintan> <Kitty> we dont want to break it
<DeathStar> <Taiga> Okay, this is enough for me to try this then
<DeathStar> <Taiga> Who is Theau?
<Seraphna> Thena> Well there are potentially 14 of me. And our many personalities.
<Seraphna> Thena> Just don’t tell Goth Thena.
<DeathStar> *The Progenitor brings up an image of a young man and shows his relations to Isis and Miyuki. It lists him as affiliated with the Fumoffu club, having gone on their missions, and the last major mission with the clones that V.I was making for Chad. And after that, Theau went missing and it lists that all the club members suffered due to a spell backlash*
<Chaintan> <Kitty> a spell backlash?
<Jackieness> <Noire> "...spell backlash?"
<DeathStar> *it lists the ingredients used - it looks like the spell was meant to be a sort of protection spell for the group against something but it failed and bounced back and erased their memories*
<Chaintan> <Kitty> well I guess that explains some of it
<DeathStar> <Isis> If he was related to me and Miyuki and this was the beginning of the club, this was ... long ago
<DeathStar> *she murmurs*
<Seraphna> Kaelan> What? My memories are perfectly intact. My memories are perfectly intact.
<DeathStar> *Ren smacks the back of her head*
<Chaintan> *Kitty debates whapping Kaelan when Ren beats her to it
<Seraphna> Kaelan> Ow! That’s not nice, whoever you are.
<DeathStar> <Taiga> I'm no spell caster
<DeathStar> <Taiga> I wouldn't even know how to look into this
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Mmmmm...fortunately, I am. Let me see."
<DeathStar> <Ren> Be sure not to hit yourself with a spell
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "I don't want to lose my memories."
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Presumably whatever it was being cast to counter is no longer a threat..." *moves to examine the details of the spell*
<Seraphna> Kaelan> I’m less a spell caster and more of a… divine focus.
<DeathStar> *it looks like it's a basic protection ward from Geyze, likely during the early days. Perhaps it is something Sabrina brought over*
<DeathStar> *it has various Geyze objects to help cast it as well as a magic spell written down to fling it - knowing Sabrina she just used her wand*
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Mmmmm...a piece of Geyze magic cast by a Maka...I'm certain that was definitely not going to backfire."
<DeathStar> *Old Woman Sabrina sneezes*
<Jackieness> <Noire> *tries to work out the details of the spell*
<DeathStar> *Isis pours drinks for everyone as Noire figures out the spell*
<DeathStar> *throwing one back herself*
<Alicia> * Charlotte assists, despite not being a mage
<DeathStar> *when the two are ready to cast it, let the GM know*
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Mmmm...I can attempt a casting to see if it undoes the original spell's backlash."
<DeathStar> *prepare yourselves then*
<DeathStar> Up, Down, Down, Up, Right
<DeathStar> 5
<DeathStar> 4
<Alicia> DUUDL
<DeathStar> 3
<DeathStar> 2
<DeathStar> 1
<Jackieness> duudl
<DeathStar> -0-
<DeathStar> *the room darkens and shakes like when they were jumping time periods*
<DeathStar> *after the lights seem to return back on, it feels like they have a protection spell*
<Jackieness> <Noire> "And that is that."
<DeathStar> *the first thing the group would notice is various objects around the room they didn't notice before*
<DeathStar> *for example, someone has picked up Kitty's stuff, put up coasters for Isis' drinks, put Kaelan in the corner, put a cushion down for Charlotte, etc*
<Seraphna> Kaelan> Hey!
<Seraphna> Kaelan> **huffs and walks away from it**
<Seraphna> **the corner, for Alicia**
<DeathStar> <Ren> Does anyone else think stuff has changed a bit?
<DeathStar> *Taiga looks around, while Ren makes sure Charlotte hasn't changed any - like her top opening or something*
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Oh, it most certainly has."
<DeathStar> *an extra coat is hanging on the coat rack as well*
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "It's absolutely changed. No additional machinery though, which is good."
<DeathStar> *Taiga studies it* That's a guy's coat. Not many guys come here
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "That Theau guy?"
<Chaintan> <Kitty> so you think it might be Theau's then?
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Taiga, check the network time again."
<Seraphna> Kaelan> Someone tried to put me in a corner.
<DeathStar> *Taiga begins to check when Theau steps in from the back holding take out, running into Kaelan since she moved from the corner; spilling great Katrina food on himself and on her*
<DeathStar> <Taiga> I am seeing---- him
<Seraphna> **Kaelan’s tails scoop him up** C’mere you!
<DeathStar> <Theau> Hm? Huh? *he looks startled*
<Seraphna> Kaelan> You spilled some of Momma Kaelan’s Chicken Stir Fry Special.
<DeathStar> *he looks at her, then at all of them* <Theau> So you see me? I guess it was the smell of the food
<DeathStar> *Ren is already eating her share*
<Jackieness> <Noire> "...no...I re-cast the spell of protection and undid the backlash from the original casting."
<Chaintan> <Kitty> Ren come on, nothing from the floor
<Seraphna> **Kaelan dumps the extra chicken on Ren**
<DeathStar> *Ren pauses, then looks sheepish, then jerks*
<DeathStar> <Ren> That was mean
<Seraphna> Kaelan> You’re supposed to catch it.
<Seraphna> Kaelan> I’ll get you another after.
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "Just hand it over if you're giving it to someone."
<DeathStar> <Theau> Spell? Huh. *Rubs chin dubiously* Well, if that's what it takes for you all to talk again. *he hugs Isis and Miyuki* You all been spaced out for a long time now.
<Jackieness> <Noire> "...excuse me?"
<Seraphna> Jaime> Wait you’re the one from the picture.
<Chaintan> 6*Miyuki kons and transfers from Isis's neck to Theau's
<DeathStar> *Ren's tail is curled up, lip trembling* Now I smell of chicken
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Mmmmm...spaced out? For how long were we 'spaced out'?"
<Seraphna> **Thena leans over and sniffs, then starts eating bits off Ren**
<DeathStar> <Theau> Well, in my eyes, you all would stand around and kind of would remember me, then forget me, then run off to do stuff, then come back and not acknowledge me. I know you're all old now, but jeeze
<DeathStar> <Theau> So I just would petter around do stuff
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "...how long?"
<Chaintan> <Kitty> first of all, thats kinda rude, youre old now too
<DeathStar> *Theau jerks* I am!
<DeathStar> *he seems to be coming to terms with that*
<Chaintan> 6*Kitty deadpans
<Chaintan> <Kitty>...with that reaction...youd have to be one of the...hoard that came from the Nues
<DeathStar> *Ren flails about in the background*
<DeathStar> <Isis> Mmmhm~
<Seraphna> Kaelan> Ah yes, my competitors to the dominant fox clan title.
<DeathStar> <Theau> Well, from what I remember if I'm not the senile one
<DeathStar> <Theau> This has been going on for at least oh geeze, *he counts on his hand*
<Chaintan> 6*Kitty leers a little bit
<Seraphna> Jaime> That photo is like over a hundred years old.
<Chaintan> <Kitty> Id show you by calling -someone- here old, but then id be maimed
<DeathStar> <Theau> Last two decades?
<Chaintan> 6*Kitty eyes Miyuki, comfortably on Theau
<DeathStar> *Theau seems happy with the attention*
<DeathStar> *Taiga leans back in her chair, hands folded* I still will go with the spell backfire theory
<DeathStar> *She refuses to acknowledge old age*
<DeathStar> *eyeing her hair*
<Jackieness> <Noire> "MMmmm...regardless..now what?"
<Chaintan> 6*Kitty goes over to Taiga and whispers something about being a white fox
<Seraphna> **Si fuus, plotting to de-age her again**
<DeathStar> *Taiga sniffs* I suppose it would look good on me
<DeathStar> *Ren rejoins Charlotte finally, stripped to her undergarments*
<DeathStar> <Ren> ....Charaaaaaallotteee
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Ren, there is a boy in the room now."
<DeathStar> *Theau is attempting not to look her way*
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "Technically there was one all along, it seems."
<Chaintan> 6*Miyuki coils a tail over his eyes
<DeathStar> <Ren> But I'm weak from hunger
<DeathStar> *flops on side*
<DeathStar> <Ren> Wait, if he was here all along, did he catch all the naughty times me and Charly had together in here?
<DeathStar> <Ren> Especially on momma Taiga's desk
<Jackieness> <Noire> *just stares at Ren and judges*
<DeathStar> *Taiga sighs and rises* I need to wipe this down now
<Seraphna> **Kaelan stuffs a sweet roll in Ren's mouth**
<DeathStar> *Ren chews*
<Chaintan> <Kitty> WHY there
<DeathStar> <Ren> I was afraid we'd break the arcade machines and I didn't want to ruin our couches
<Seraphna> Kaelan> I'm not close enough to her to stuff it elsewhere.
<DeathStar> *Taiga forms foxfire like she plans to burn her desk*
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Taiga...disinfectant, please. Not fire."
<DeathStar> <Taiga> Oh speaking of. *She turns to the device* Is Jaime still around. We need to decide if we want this little thing to continue to eat up information
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "I'd say no."
<DeathStar> <Taiga> Especially if it can formulate future scenarios based off what is happening
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Im more itnerested in the data that it had before it started downloading the PAX's data."
<Seraphna> Jaime> It could be useful.
<Seraphna> Jaime> I'm ordering the PAX docked.
<DeathStar> *Taiga tinkers with it* I think with Isis we can draw that information out
<DeathStar> <Taiga> I just need to transfer anything we want to the PAX's database
<DeathStar> *the PAX's computer alerts Jaime it will dock right after routine maintaince is complete*
<Seraphna> Jaime> See if it projects better when we've landed.
<DeathStar> *Ren finishes dressing up agani*
<DeathStar> <Ren> Everyone
<DeathStar> <Ren> I want to do something. Can you all come stand by the wall?
<DeathStar> *Taiga puts the device on standby then oves over; Shion arrives with some bread she's made, stuffing one in Theau's mouth, then handing Isis some and Miyuki a small piece*
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Mmmmm? This won't involve a reenactment of the st valentine's MAssacre, will it?"
<DeathStar> <Ren> *deadpan* No
<Jackieness> <Noire> *moves over to the wall*
<DeathStar> *Taiga moves to the wall with Shion and Isis; Theau finishing his bread*
<Seraphna> **Kaelan, Jaime, Si and Thena move over**
<DeathStar> *Ren pulls Charlotte to the wall and makes her look sexier by opening her outfit up*
<Chaintan> 6*Kitty comes over
<DeathStar> <Ren> It's a shame more of the originals aren't here
<DeathStar> *Ren sets up a datapad to take their picture and moves over to the wall, hanging off Charlotte*
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Mmmmmm?"
<DeathStar> *X dips upside down from a ripple, right beside Kitty*
<Chaintan> 6*Kitty jumps in surprise
<DeathStar> <X> You should turn spruce this club up with more games. *She holds a toddler, who is trying to punch everyone, when the picture is taken as Kitty jumps and X is looking at Kitty and the toddler is punching at Kaelan*
<Chaintan> 6*Kitty looks at the toddler
<DeathStar> *Ren takes the datapad and eyes the picture* .... I guess we're lucky we weren't pulling hair
<Chaintan> <Kitty> Hess's?
<DeathStar> <X> Mine actually. *She drops to the ground* Just recent. As for Hess and Kaori, even though we're next door, I'm still not sure what those two get up to.
<DeathStar> <X> I keep inviting them over to the dojo
<Chaintan> 6*Kitty bristles
<Chaintan> <Kitty> Mom!
<DeathStar> <X> Yes?
<Chaintan> <Kitty> well if its not Dad's
<Seraphna> **Kaelan starts blocking the toddler Neo style with her arms while eating a chicken kebab in the other**
<DeathStar> *Ren hmmms, then sends out a message to all their previous members - inviting them to the club for drinks and food and to eat out*
<DeathStar> <Ren> There. We'll try a second picture later if any of them come
<DeathStar> <Ren> Kaelan, can your foxes prepare a meal for the club?
<DeathStar> *X rubs Kitty's head and offers to let her hold the girl*
<DeathStar> <X> I'll say this. She's a fighter
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Mmmm...it would be appropriate to be catered from Katrina's..."
<Chaintan> 6*Kitty holds the toddler, her world falling apart for now
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "It would."
<DeathStar> <X> You know I love and adore your dad. But it's been 80+ decades.
<DeathStar> <X> And I'm getting up there myself. Even with the weapon and dragoon DNA, I decided to just live and wing it.
<Chaintan> <Kitty> fine but I dont want to hear stories of uh... how she happened with another guy
<Seraphna> **Kaelan nods and taps her datapad to send an order over to the diner**
<DeathStar> *X pulls Kitty along, arm around her* Lets go party
<DeathStar> -SHIFT-
<DeathStar> Location: Katrina's Bar
<DeathStar> *Fumoffu banners are up at the bar*
<DeathStar> *Taiga sits in the middle, arms crossed just like the first time*
<DeathStar> *someone who looks like Sabrina joins them and sits down while X is trying to feed the toddler ribs*
<Chaintan> <Kitty> Mom, no shes not old enough
<DeathStar> <X> Odd, I could have sworn you managed it
<DeathStar> *Rachael is sprawled out on the bar* I'm too old for this
<Seraphna> Kaelan> You rip the meat with your mighty teeth like this! **She glomps meat off a whole bone**
<DeathStar> *Ren devours her food*
<Jackieness> <Noire> *sits at the coutner, with a burger and shake*
<DeathStar> *Theau chats with Isis and Miyuki while setting up a new camera*
<DeathStar> *filming everyone*
<Chaintan> <Miyuki
<Chaintan> <Miyuki> No recording anything weird Theau...
<DeathStar> <Theau> You think someone will do something weird?
* Dias` has joined #fumoffu
<DeathStar> *X switches up to normal food for the little one*
<Ariel> * Nicolette leans on the bar. She's older, but not as old as she should be. She sips a brightly colored drink, classic purple tophat tilted slightly to the side.
<DeathStar> *Ako leans in and eyes Nicolette, inspecting her ears*
<Chaintan> <Miyuki> No dear, just nothing that would embarrass and tarnish our family name
<DeathStar> <Sabrina?> This place is rowdy.
<Chaintan> 6*the small fox leers
<DeathStar> <Sabrina> Reminds me of a tavern back home
<Ariel> <Nicolette> "H-huh?" She brushes a strand of hair back. "Looking for quarters?"
<DeathStar> <Ako> I was seeing if you were a famfrit/elf due to looking so young still, Nicolette.
<DeathStar> <Taiga> *leans back and looks at Noire* So tell me.
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Mmmmmm?"
<DeathStar> *she sips her drink*
<DeathStar> <Taiga> Where do you see the club going in the future.
<Ariel> <Nicolette> "Oh, eheh... I'm still Human."
<DeathStar> *A scowling Chad stands in the corner, not moving, not even looking 3D*
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Mmmmm...that is hard to say. Its been less active as time goes by....I remember our little ghost hunts."
<DeathStar> <Ako> Well, you have some good genes. *she tries the sandwiches*
<DeathStar> *Ren waves her hands* I can look up some ghosts!
<Ariel> <Nicolette> "If you can't find any, I could probably summon one or two."
<DeathStar> <Taiga> I plan to use the club's resources for a bit during this skirmish; as we saw with the sphere we have no idea what these things can do. I might keep Isis on as well
<DeathStar> <Taiga> Might even have the club on hand to retrieve some.
<Ariel> <Nicolette> "Failing that, I could definitely conjure a spirit." She giggles.
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Since I am without a ship, I suppose I can assist too."
<DeathStar> *Ren ponders that* So you can bring forth ghosts. Interesting. *points* That definitely is a useful ability.
<Jackieness> <Reikana> *starts to do an impromptu performance at one end of the cafe*
<Jackieness> <Moira> "Come on, Rachel, let's go dance."
<DeathStar> *Rachael takes Moira's hand and moves out to the floor*
<Jackieness> <Moira> *starts dancing with Rachel*
<Chaintan> 6*Kitty holds up the toddler
<Chaintan> <Kitty> I want you to understand, youre not sneaking along for missions
<DeathStar> *Theau sits down with a bunch of pictures*
<Chaintan> <Kitty> Youre not a brave sandwich
<DeathStar> *somewhere in the back of the kitchen where all the pork is being made, Kitty would hear a familiar cry of bravery*
<DeathStar> *The toddler seems to accept this - maybe.*
<DeathStar> *Rachael tries to rock some of the new moves*
<Ariel> * Nicolette curiously wanders over to take a look at what Theau has
<Chaintan> 6*Kitty squints at the kid with unease before looking towards the piggy cry
<Alicia> * Charlotte does similarly
<Jackieness> <Noire> "MMmmm...tell me, Taiga...do you already have something lined up?"
<Chaintan> <Kitty> Hans!?
<Dias`> *there's an omninous presence behind Kitty, almost leering and judging* Do not hold my child's potential back*
<Chaintan> <Kitty> I sure fucking will
<DeathStar> *Theau shows the pictures of everyone having fun to Nicolette - Nico talking with Ako, the two dancing on the floor, Ren eating all the porkchops*
<Chaintan> 6*Kitty looks at Dias
<Chaintan> <Kitty> since youre not my dad
<Seraphna> Kaelan> She seems old enough to learn the sword, at least a small blade.
<DeathStar> *The kid looks back and forth, curious*
<Dias`> *Dias hurks and falls backwards, clutching his chest*
<Seraphna> Kaelan> I try to have the girls properly holding a tanto by 5.
<Dias`> <Dias> Revenge me!
<DeathStar> *the toddler giggles*
<Ariel> <Nicolette> "All of this... it feels like another life time."
<DeathStar> *There's crashing sounds in the back and Hans runs out*
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "Ah?"
<Dias`> *Dias plays dead, his one eye slightly open as it looks at his kid*
<Chaintan> 6*Kitty hands the toddler back to X and hurries to Hans
<DeathStar> **it seems he's being trying to defeat the pork machines
<Chaintan> <Kitty> oh Hans...Kat needs those
<DeathStar> *X takes her back and she makes a fist and taps X, knocking her off the stools to join Dias*
<DeathStar> *Hans squeals*
<Dias`> *Dias' one arm flails out as if to catch her*
<DeathStar> <Ako> It does feel that way
<Chaintan> 6*Kitty sighs and scoops up the brave sandwich
<DeathStar> <Ako> I think one reason people enjoy the club outings is because it lets them act immature for a little bit
<DeathStar> *Kitty would see the fox staff glaring at the pig, sharpening their knives*
<Seraphna> **Jaime returns carrying Adeline over her shoulder**
<DeathStar> *Adeline looks at all the craziness and the cutout Chad in the corner*
<Chaintan> 6*Kitty mouths, I know where you live
<DeathStar> <Adeline> What am I entering to?
<DeathStar> *they foxes retreat*
<Seraphna> Jaime> Food and celebrating the return of a ghost child.
<DeathStar> *Moira is spun a little by Rachael as the song ends*
<Dias`> *the Chad cutout starts to fall towards Adeline*
<Jackieness> <Moira> "Like old times."
<DeathStar> <Adeline> The hell?!
<Ariel> <Nicolette> "Yeah. I think that's why I fell out... took on too much responsibility, too quickly."
<Dias`> *It hits the ground*
<DeathStar> <Ako> Yeah, a lot of people here have that problem. But - I've heard you accomplished a lot of things despite everything that happened over in the Mirror Universe
<Seraphna> Jaime> By the way, the ship is landing after this maintaince that is happening.
<DeathStar> <Adeline> I'll keep an eye on it then
<DeathStar> *Hans meanwhile has become cocky and struts on the bar*
<Dias`> *Dias pops up, lifting X and giving their kid a high five*
<DeathStar> *it seems these days he wears an eyepatch*
<DeathStar> <Ren> Kitty. How is that pig still alive?
<Chaintan> 6*Kitty shrugs
<Dias`> <Dias> Because he doesn't smell like proper bacon.
<DeathStar> *the little tyke looks proud of herself*
<Chaintan> <Kitty> I have no clue, and Im not gonna question it
<DeathStar> *Hans slides a salad over to Dias*
<Dias`> *Dias shifts and lifts her up with one hand, holding her up proudly.
<Chaintan> <Kitty>which im having to do a lot more of recently...
<Chaintan> 6*squinting at Dias
<DeathStar> *X whistles, pretending not to notice the two*
<Dias`> <Dias> Look at those that will need you to help them. *he looks up at her proudly*
<Ariel> <Nicolette> "Mmhmm. I've got one helluva resume, and I don't regret it. I just think I should have gone about it a bit differently."
<Alicia> * Sparkling wanders in. "Nico!"
<DeathStar> <Ako> Well, that's a great thing. We can change course any time. I know I've had to do that a few times
<DeathStar> <Ako> Your other Maka friend is here
<DeathStar> *Ren begins to hang up pictures of the Fumoffu members for everyone to enjoy*
<Dias`> *Dias lowers her and X's yougnest to Kitty to hold*
<DeathStar> *Hans studies the youngest, and then tries to get closer to Kitty like a jealous pig*
<DeathStar> *Rachael begins to rock to the music* I think my bones are protesting
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Mmmmmmm..."
<DeathStar> <Taiga> You know
<Ariel> * Nicolette raises her glass to Sparkling, "Nah, I'm good with the course I'm on. Just should have made more of my childhood, and spent less time trying to be an adult back then."
<DeathStar> <Taiga> I never seen you with any dark pets, Noire
<Jackieness> <Moira> "We're mostly Famfrit, Rachael. You shouldn't be feeling anything yet."
<DeathStar> <Rachael> Hah!
<Jackieness> <Noire> "I keep Jet and my dragon in my personal shadow realm."
<Alicia> <Sparkling> "I can't believe I was worried about ending up washed up back then."
<Chaintan> <Kitty> I think Hans is being a bit clingy
<Dias`> *Dias pushes the child closer to Kitty's face*
<Chaintan> <Kitty> Mom....
<DeathStar> <X> I'll hold hre
<DeathStar> *X takes the little one, who is getting fussy*
<DeathStar> *Hans huffs, looking proud and leaps into Kitty's arms*
<Chaintan> 6*Kitty sighs
<Dias`> *Dias pouts a bit and rubs X's back*
<Ariel> <Nicolette> "Only had to save the world a few times to learn some confidence, eh?"
<DeathStar> *the Dark Foxes leer at them* Orders? *they ask Nico and Sparkling*
<Alicia> <Sparkling> "Well, it's not exactly something I could just power through... except I sortof did, I guess."
<Dias`> <Dias> Do I really need to do a full body scan? *he leans over X's shoulder looking at her*
<DeathStar> <X> It would be best. You sort of died there and grew back from your arm
<DeathStar> <X> It would be best to know what sort of shape you're in and what damage was done to you
<DeathStar> <X> Can't afford to lose more brain cells, dear
<Dias`> *Dias makes a face, as if he's really balancing something* Hrrr.....*his face clenches*
<DeathStar> <X> Would you rather do it at home?
<Dias`> <Dias> Are you offering?
<Dias`> *His left arm seems to be wrapped more heavily now*
<Ariel> <Nicolette> "Oh, um, I'll just have another of these. What about you, Sparkling?"
<Alicia> <Sparkling> "Lets see..." *orders something sweet*
<DeathStar> *the foxes sink into the kitchen*
<DeathStar> <X> I'd just have them do an in-house call. Still would be the doctors with their equipment
<DeathStar> *Hans sniffs Dias and makes a face*
<DeathStar> *growling like some dog*
<Chaintan> <Kitty> oi stop that
<Dias`> *Dias huffs then looks at his youngest* Ok. Fine. For you and our kids. *He gives the impression his ego might be hit slightly*
<DeathStar> *Hans slumps*
<DeathStar> <X> Thank you
<DeathStar> *X nods*
<DeathStar> *X gives him some candy
<Dias`> *Dias eats it as he leans into X*
<DeathStar> *soon the two ex-Makas receive their dishes and the foxes bow; by now Ren has all the photos up done over the 100+ years of everyone who has been part of the club. Charting them getting older and older up until this day*
<DeathStar> *Rachael pauses as the music pauses and looks around* Still looking good to this day, Moira
<DeathStar> *Taiga studies the pictures and Isis pets Miyuki while Theau jots this day in his diary*
<Jackieness> <Moira> "I stay in shape."
<DeathStar> *There's seat reservd for those who can no longer make it, like John and Locker, etc down at the other table as Ren does a toast to those who are there* <Taiga> Here's to many more days together with all of you. <Ren> and many more adventures
<Seraphna> Jaime> And less wars, more parties, and Adeline! **drunk**
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Mmmm...Jaime is drunk."
<Alicia> <Charlotte> "To many days more, and many more adventures."
<DeathStar> <Adeline> She keeps striiipping meee
<DeathStar> -END-
<DeathStar> -Minis Open-
<Dias`> <Dias> No means no!
<DeathStar> *Ren pauses in reaching for Charlotte's chest*
<DeathStar> <Ren> Drat
<DeathStar> *Ako sips on her drink and looks at Sparkling and Nico*
<Dias`> *DIas grabs X's hand and their youngest and starts dancing with the two*
<DeathStar> <Ako> You two should be sure to have some fun; I know we're having problems right now
<DeathStar> <Ako> But make sure you don't get caught up in it. One shouldn't always be forced to save the universe as they get older
<Dias`> <Dias> If we do our job right, you wont' have to worry about it!
<DeathStar> *the youngest seems to quite enjoy it*
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<Dias`> <Dias> That's right. Kitty can't get mad because I'll keep saying you sent the students in to her house. *He grins*
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<DeathStar> <X> Shh
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