Fumoffu: Grand Tour

Session 105: Orlean Thanksgiving

* Day changed to Thursday, 17. Jul 2025
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<DeathStar> Date: 10-674.11.19
<DeathStar> Location: Fumoffu Van
<DeathStar> *Ren drives them along the road toward their next destination, the sun beginning to set already on the lonely road*
<DeathStar> <Revi> So tomorrow is one of your many holidays
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Mmmmmm?"
<DeathStar> *Revi holds up the calendar, with Thanksgiving circled*
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Mmmmm...that is a holiday particular to certain regions of Earth."
<DeathStar> *Ren begins to drive them into the city of New Orlean, where the streets look to be having festive music playing*
<Jackieness> <Noire> "...thougbh we just happen to be in one of those regions right now."
<DeathStar> <Lenneth> Oh? They big into Thanksgiving here?
<DeathStar> *as Ren finds a place to park in front of what looks to be a very, very old looking hotel, it appears the night life of the city is lively with people all over the place*
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Apparently this particular region invented a dish specific for the holiday...a nested dish known as 'turducken'."
<DeathStar> <Isis> I will get us checked into the hotel if you all wish to explore the city
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Are you certain, Isis?"
<Seraphna> **Jaime looks up from her datapad** Did someone mention the most unholy of holidays?
<Seraphna> Jaime> And what is this mutant sounding horror?
<DeathStar> <Adeline> Yes my dear - it will begin in a few hours. Shall we celebrate by eating some turducken?
<DeathStar> <Isis> I do not mind. Go on and have fun
<DeathStar> *Cheryl and X step off the van along with Ren* <Ren> I personally plan to have some
<Seraphna> Jaime> ...You assure me they are dead?
<DeathStar> <Taiga> Our ghost equipment hasn't gone off yet
<Jackieness> <Noire> "At least this is not Mardia Gras."
<DeathStar> <Revi> What is Mardia Gras?
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Some holiday where everyone becomes intoxicated, and women are expected to go about topless in exchange for plastic trinkets."
<DeathStar> <Andrea> Oh darn - Ren dear, can we come back?
<DeathStar> <Andrea> It's just a few months away after all
<Seraphna> Angela> Cheryl, I think we found our holiday.
<DeathStar> *Cheryl jerks*
<DeathStar> *as they walk along the streets, a person dances by in a giant turkey outfit moves past them, grabbing Adeline in the turkey dance*
<Seraphna> **Jaime's eyes glow** Monster.
<Seraphna> **Kaelan politely shadowports the Turkey Man away before an interplanetary incident occurs**
<DeathStar> <Adeline> I think he grabbed my butt
<Seraphna> Jaime> I will hunt him down and destroy him.
<DeathStar> <Tsukiko> Oh my. *Gnome pats Jaime*
<DeathStar> *Ren leads them to a fancy resturant outside all the festives and leans in* Will this do for the food?
<Jackieness> <Noire> "...would someone control Jaime? These are just costumes...not commando turkeys from a parallel universe."
<Seraphna> Jaime> Those exist?
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Not here, Jaime."
<DeathStar> *Ren moves inside and asks for a giant table for them*
<DeathStar> *their server however - is dressed in a turkey outfit*
<DeathStar> <Adeline> Oh dear. *she and Gnome pat Jaime to keep her calm*
<Jackieness> <Noire> "...let us not have a repeat of the carnival fun house incident..."
<Seraphna> Jaime> They are merely humans dressed as monsters. **she says low in a mantra**
<DeathStar> <Adeline> That's right
<DeathStar> *The Server hands them the menu but Ren immediately orders the turducken* <Ren> I must have it!
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> *checks over the menu and orders the house special*
<Jackieness> <Noire> "...get two that the table might share."
<DeathStar> <Ren> More turduckens! *she tells the server*
<DeathStar> *Gnome orders salad*
<DeathStar> *outside the window, more people in turkey outfits can be seen outside doing various stuff*
<Seraphna> **Angela orders steak. Safe steak.**
<Seraphna> Jaime> Is this profane practice this common?
<DeathStar> <Server> I think most are playing around and others are putting on a play
<Jackieness> <Noire> "...it is an annual observation, Jaime."
<DeathStar> <Revi> I am beginning to re-think Jaime if she is this scared of civilians dressed as a bird. I am clearly the alpha
<Seraphna> Jaime> We banned the practice after the great Turkey Attack. It was on that day I learned the two greatest evils.
<DeathStar> *The server looks at them a little oddly - and goes to prepare the food*
<Seraphna> Angela> Mmm, she has an understandable trauma, she was attacked by a Demon Clown and a legion of possessed turkeys when she was a baby.
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> I would clearly shake most yes
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> Ah, back when I ran the unit, it was fun seeing all the stuff that would traumatize Jennifer
<Seraphna> Angela> A few of the kids involved with our groups have fears tied to various things that happened. Oh that poor kid. Legion blew up her school how many times?
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> I think in the end the school was shut down forever
<DeathStar> *Adeline eyes the two oddly*
<Jackieness> <Noire> "...she needs therapy, not ernablign her trauma further by using her authority to ban these things."
<Jackieness> enabling
<DeathStar> *Ren looks at Jaime* Noire is right. They say to beat your fear, you need to face it
<DeathStar> <Ren> We should get you a pet turkey.
<DeathStar> <Ren> Ah! Kaelan, can you shadow port me somewhere
<DeathStar> *She leaps onto Kaelan's lap*
<DeathStar> <Taiga> ... I have a bad feeling when she gets like this
<Seraphna> **Kaelan nods** Sure.
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Mmmmm...indeed."
<DeathStar> *Ren has Kaelan warp them out*
<DeathStar> <Andrea> I am more shocked Ren was willing to leave during supper
<DeathStar> <Andrea> She better make it a quick trip
<Jackieness> <Noire> "...this had better not become annoying."
<Seraphna> Jaime> I prefer chickens.
<DeathStar> *Taiga offers a motherly pat to Noire's head*
<DeathStar> <Taiga> Have some breadsticks
<DeathStar> *Andrea looks up, having been snacking on the bread*
<Jackieness> <Noire> *just gives Taiga a look*
<DeathStar> *Taiga studies the map Ren has been using so far while Adeline offers to feed Jaime*
<DeathStar> *suddenly, Ren and Kaelan return; Ren shifts forward on Kaelan's lap, her hands being cupped together, holding something* Jaime! Jaime! Hold out your hands
<Seraphna> **Jaime gulps but puts her hands out**
<DeathStar> *Ren puts a tiny looking bird in them*
<Seraphna> Jaime> What is this?
<DeathStar> <Ren> A cute little animal
<DeathStar> *Gnome studies it and awwws. Even Adeline and Revi seem to be taken with it as it makes bird noises*
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> Oh my god, I want one'
<DeathStar> *Ren gets back into her seat and looks all foxy*
<Seraphna> Jaime> It is cute.
<DeathStar> <Ren> You should give it a name!
<DeathStar> *Cheryl shakes Angela* I want one for my birthday
<DeathStar> *Chii mainly deadpans*
<Jackieness> <Noire> "...anyway..."
<DeathStar> *The server returns with their food, setting everything down; the bird, seeing the turducken, seems to become agitated*
<Seraphna> Anmgela> Sure.
<DeathStar> *Ren reaches for her food and the bird seems to give Ren the most accusing look*
<Seraphna> Jaime> I shall call it... Koto.
<DeathStar> <Revi> Koto?
<DeathStar> *Ren shifts in her seat and tries to eat her food without the bird seeing* So after we're done here
<DeathStar> <Ren> Who wants to explore the city or who wants to return to the hotel for the night
<Seraphna> Jaime> It is a cute name.
<Jackieness> <Noire> "I suppose we should see the city."
<DeathStar> *Ren nods and after they wrap up their food, she pays for it all. Koto retires to Jaime's head, hiding out in her hair*
<DeathStar> *as they step out of the resturant, it has passed into the new day - Thanksgiving the Evil, but people are still bustling about the streets having fun it appears, many still in outfits.
<Seraphna> Jaime> It even has Evil in it's name.
<DeathStar> *Koko chirps*
<Jackieness> <Noire> "...you are imagining things, Jaime."
<DeathStar> *Ren walks along the streets and admiring the sites* <Andrea> Don't they say this is one of the most haunted cities?
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> If it is I'm not seeing it
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Allegedly."
<DeathStar> *walking along the streets, the gang comes across a building that gives off bad mojo to those attuned to it - it appears to be an older building that has been turned into a girl's boarding school of sorts - it looks like it is after hours and most of the lights are off, but there are some girls but mostly men dressed as turkeys milling about the building*
<Jackieness> <Noire> "..this place...I can feel it."
<Seraphna> Jaime> See, they gather.
<DeathStar> <Andrea> Hm. It is indeed something off about it
<DeathStar> <Taiga> I can look into the location if you want
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Do so."
<DeathStar> *Taiga uses her datapad to take a picture then begins to gather information* <Taiga> It's been called many things over the years - right now it called the Ursuline Boarding School. A few centuries ago it was the Ursuline Covenant Musume and St. Mary's Church and before that just the Ursuline Covenant
<DeathStar> <Taiga> It's not suppose to be haunted though, just that the Catholic Diocese sent girls here long ago to find husbands.
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Mmmmm...then perhaps its tied to an item that was brought in, rather than the site itself."
<DeathStar> <Taiga> Pope Paladin might know more... hm, there is one oddity
<DeathStar> <Taiga> The girls brought their belongings in coffin shaped chests, so rumors began that they caskets held vampires. But that would have been ages ago.
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Still...something is here."
<DeathStar> <Ren> So we're going to sneak into the school?
<Jackieness> <Noire> "If we need to... come on...we'll do a circuit of the ground first." *walks toward the school*
<Seraphna> Jaime> Vampire Turkeys, I knew this day would come.
<Jackieness> <Noire> "....oh, enough, Jaime."
<DeathStar> *As they walk around the school, the people linger around outside stare at them*
<DeathStar> *they seem to be the age of either high school students or early college age*
<Seraphna> Kaelan> Well, they're dressed like Turkeys and might be vampires. She's only going to get more stubborn if she turns out correct if you do that.
<DeathStar> <Adeline> I mean it is technically true I suppose
<DeathStar> <Adeline> But if I dressed up like a slime girl, dear, would that make me a sexy slime?
<Jackieness> <Noire> "...mmmm...we do not know the source of the emanation yet."
<Seraphna> Jaime> The sexiest.
<DeathStar> *the front doors appear locked, but there are some side doors - which are near the turkey students, that look unlocked*
<Jackieness> <Noire> *turns toward the building and performs hand gestures from her shrine maiden training, trying to sense out the source of the disturbance*
<DeathStar> *it appears had to pin point exactly - there is an almost miasma of darkness inside the school - it could be an item, or it could be something else. By now, the turkeydents are approaching them and the large foot ball like one speaks up* <Man> Are you ladies lost? Or are you wanting to enroll here next semester?
<Jackieness> <Noire> "I sense a darkness inside..."
<Seraphna> Kaelan> Yep.
<DeathStar> *the man seems to eye them* You sure seem to be eyeing the school hard? Did I mention the headmistress is my mother?
<Jackieness> <Noire> *turns* "There is an evil presence here."
<DeathStar> <Man> An evil presence? Are you cosplayers? You're a month late;
<DeathStar> *he gives Taiga a smile and takes her hand* Though I can play a sexy gentleman that month if you'd like
<Jackieness> <Noire> "No..." *adjusts her glasses* "...ghost hutners."
<DeathStar> *he seems to eye them, letting Taiga's hand go, looking over each of them as if trying to decide if he should take them seriously* Very well. Let us go see mother. *he leads them toward the door; two of the five girls follow, while the others say their goodbyes, moving to leave since it is late*
<Jackieness> <Noire> *follows after him* "...tell me, have there been any unusual activites or sightings recently?"
<Seraphna> **Jaime and Kaelan follow, Jaime eyeing all the turkey men like she's ready to battle**
<DeathStar> *The girls get in behind the team while the guy leads the way* <Man> Unusual? I can't say they have been. *stepping in, the building looks to have been museum/church converted into a boarding school, which retains the feel of a old school catholic housing building - just there are no crosses put up it appears. As they walk along, all of them have been removed*
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Mmmmm...I see."
<DeathStar> *as they walk the man leads them through the gym and those sensitive to the darkness would sense it suddenly from all the turkey students. Behind them the girls reach toward Adeline and Jaime and Revi, trying to grab them and bite into their necks, while the man bends the door in front of them to lock them in, turning to face Noire and Ren* <Ren> ..
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Mmmmmm...Jaime, you win this time."
<Seraphna> **Jaime sheathes herself in Hyperspace and punches teh one on Adeline with a hyperspace fist**
<Jackieness> <Noire> *moves her hands to first try to set up spiritual warding around the team*
<DeathStar> *Ren smshes a bench seat to get a stake*
<DeathStar> *the girl vampire poofs into dust*
<DeathStar> <Andrea> .... *seems to be thinking, studying them*
<DeathStar> <Man> What the hell
<DeathStar> *he tries to run off as Ren tosses a stake at the one near Jaime*
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Mmmmm... no." *tries opening a shadow portal right below the man with the exit right above the other one to trap him in a perpetual fall*
<DeathStar> <Adeline> *the third female holds onto Revi*
<DeathStar> <Female> Back off or I'll do something
<Seraphna> **Jaime grabs the one near her and sort of pulls it at the stake Ren threw, using an old villain move**
<Seraphna> Jaime> Heh.
<Seraphna> Jaime> Do we count this one as self inflicted?
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Mmmmmmm...where is Oakerton when you need him? He would have taught his students better manners than this."
<DeathStar> *the man seems to be trying to use powers to free himself*
<DeathStar> *Revi glows with powers and dusts the vampire*
<DeathStar> *the dust vanishing into nothing*
<DeathStar> <Andrea> The odd thing is I only sensed their vampric nature at the last second
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Mmmm...there must be more to it than just vampires."
<Seraphna> Jaime> Turkeys.
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Turkeys don't try to drink blood." *breaks the shadow port loop* "...now you are outnumbered and clearly overpowered now."
<DeathStar> <Man> ...... *He eyes them* What do you want to know?
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Mmmmm...what do you have?"
<Seraphna> Jaime> And why all the turkey costumes?
<DeathStar> <Man> "Mother" is an ancient vampire - she is the headmistress of this place. *he looks at Jaime* Well, because the kids are wearing them this year. I wore it to get close to them and make more of us or to drain them to become stronger.
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Very well. Let's go destroy this headmistress."
<Seraphna> Jaime> Very well.
<Seraphna> Kaelan> Hmmm.
<Jackieness> <Noire> "And what to do with this one?"
<DeathStar> <Ren> Leave him spinning in place?
<DeathStar> <Adeline> Stake him
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> Turn on Angela's soaps.
<DeathStar> <Chii> Target practice
<Jackieness> <Noire> "I'll have to dismiss my shadowports eventually, Ren."
<Seraphna> Angela> Is it almost time for All My Tsivrixsh?
<DeathStar> <Man> If you let me go I'll never bother you again!
<DeathStar> *Koko chirps - voting for Jaime to destroy him8
<Jackieness> <Noire> "How boring and predictable." *releases the shadowport*
<DeathStar> *the vampire lands, then runs off*
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Let's find this headmistress." *moves on*
<Seraphna> **Jaime aims a fingerblast for him as he runs**
<DeathStar> *Andrea opens the broken door lock and goes further in while the vampire runs back outside if not stopped*
<DeathStar> <Gnome> Turkey is fleeing
<DeathStar> <Gnome> Gnome thought chickens fled
<DeathStar> *As they head upstairs onto the second floor, the atmosphere feels heavier*
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Mmmmm...here."
<DeathStar> *down the hallway, a door at the far end is labeled as the headmistress'. It is currently closed*
<Seraphna> **Kaelan shadowjumps and ambushes the vampire with Truth**
<DeathStar> *The vampire is dusted*
<DeathStar> *Revi and Ren look around* <Ren> I wonder how many students have been changed. <Revi> Will we be ambushed?
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> Since there is a chance some are innocent still we can't torch the building
<Jackieness> <Noire> "...mmm...I'll take point." *moves to open the door*
<DeathStar> *As they walk down the hallway, various doors along the hall rattle, and the team would feel the students on the other side, but none of the doors open. They make their way to the Headmistress' with nothing stopping them*
<DeathStar> <Taiga> .... *she looks back the way their came, keeping an eye on all the doors*
<Jackieness> <Noire> "...watch our backs." *heads to the door at the end of the hall*
<DeathStar> <Ren> Is the door safe to open?
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> I have to figure there's some sort of trap
<Jackieness> <Noire> *raises her hands and tries to sense any threats with her magic*
<DeathStar> *there is some sort of barrier on the door that if it's not taken out first, whoever opens the door will be taken out*
<DeathStar> *Andrea studies the door in thought, devil tail swishing*
<Jackieness> <Noire> "...barrier. I'll need to dispel it."
<DeathStar> <Andrea> We could toss one of the canon fodders at it
<DeathStar> <Andrea> Anyone we don't mind losing willing to open it? *she grins almost evilly*
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Mother..."
<DeathStar> <Andrea> Very well, try to dispel it
<Jackieness> <Noire> *rasises her hands and tries to dispel the barrier with her shrine maiden powers*
<DeathStar> *prepare yourself!*
<DeathStar> *Up, Down, Left, Left, Down, Right, Up, Up, Down*
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<Jackieness> durrulddu
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<DeathStar> *the barrier shatters*
<DeathStar> <Ren> Alright, everyone ready?
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Its down. Be ready." *moves to pass through the door*
<DeathStar> *inside the room looks like your typical headmistress office for a school - the desk is in front of them, including the woman who is sitting behind them - she looks like a young woman in her 20's, hair pulled back in a bun and dress style if like something out of the 18th century. Various artifacts lay across her room, including a small like suitcase in the corner that looks like a coffin, propped up to look like it's there for showing off to people, probably those relics from when it was a museum, or maybe even older than that*
<Jackieness> <Noire> "...and so here we are."
<DeathStar> <Headmistress> So
<DeathStar> <Headmistress> You are the children who have killed mine
<Seraphna> Kaelan> Rambunctious little scamps aren't we/
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Mmmmm...to be fair, they did attack us first."
<DeathStar> <Headmistress> Well, they are children. Children make mistakes.
<DeathStar> <Headmistresses> What is your intention now? A battle?
<Jackieness> <Noire> "So how many have you turned?"
<DeathStar> <Headmistress> 25% of the student body. One cannot turn too many or it might become too noticeable.
<Jackieness> <Noire> "And that is the problem...that you turned any at all."
<DeathStar> <Headmistress> My people need a certain number for us to exist. You never know when someone like you might come along and start .... removing us
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Mmmm...and I wonder why someone like us would bother showing up?"
<DeathStar> <Ren> Because we're heroes?
<DeathStar> *The Headmistress eyes Kaelan* It is always nice when someone like you joins us - even if we lose dozens of us in the process
<Seraphna> **Kaelan raises a brow** Like me?
<DeathStar> <Headmistress> A Kitsune, a Dark One, blessed one, whatever you like to call it. I can tell you have quite a few daughters as well, which also helps spread the network. You have a few in town right now
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Mmmmm...Kaelan, I think this just became personal for you."
<Seraphna> Kaelan> Oh my, glad you see my value but you see... those are mine~
<DeathStar> <Headmistress> Hm. *she seems wise enough not to threaten Tsukiko with any of her vampires*
<DeathStar> <Gnome> *leans toward Jaime* Is Gnome not valuable?
<Seraphna> Jaime> She seems smart enough to not even think about that.
<DeathStar> <Headmistress> So, how do you children wish to decide this? Kill me and restore the children of this school?
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Mmmmmm...the thought had occurred."
<DeathStar> *Andrea seems to be reading her power so far*
<DeathStar> <Headmistress> Then if that is your decision
<DeathStar> *Cheryl seems to be ready to activate her whip; Ren has tensed herself*
<Jackieness> <Noire> /noi "Mmmmm...do you have a counter-proposal then?"
<DeathStar> <Headmistress> Go over why I choose which students that I do and make a case for it? I prey on the students that desire ever lasting life. Those who's heart are open to my own - be it the sickly students and wish to be well, be it the students who's lives have lead them down a path that they want the sisterhood that I can offer them, or even they simply wish for the power. There is no counter proposal I can offer unless for some reason one of you is suddenly wishing to be a vampire.
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Mmmm...and so there it is."
<DeathStar> <Ren> Read y then?
<Jackieness> <Noire> "I suppose we had best do this."
<Seraphna> **Kaelan nods and draws Truth, who glows with Holy Light**
<DeathStar> *as Kaelan draws her weapon, the headmistress touches a button on her desk*
<DeathStar> *the coffin opening up and as she does, the coffin opens up and shoots out what looks to be dust at everyone, filling the room up with it*
<DeathStar> *Ren flails and Andrea squints as the woman rises, looking to be getting stronger*
<Jackieness> <Noire> *raises a hand and tries to drop a singularity to hoover up the dust*
<DeathStar> *the singularity also begins to hoover up everything in the office and pull everyone but Noire toward it*
<DeathStar> *Koko squeaks as it flies from Jaime's hair*
<Jackieness> <Noire> *dispels the singularity*
<Seraphna> **JJaime burns the dust off herself and then catches Koko and puts him in her shirt to protect**
<DeathStar> *The Headmistress seems to have poofed*
<DeathStar> <Ren> Did you suck her up?
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Mmmm...hard to say."
<Seraphna> Jaime> I think she escaped.
<DeathStar> <Andrea> .... *she looks around the office. There is the desk, the open coffin, a wall that juts out a bit the window with the blinds closed, a table with pictures of various sudents, a globe, and then the door they came in*
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Alright, Search it."
<DeathStar> *Taiga calls out down the hall* <Taiga> I hear students exitinging their rooms - at least what sounds like 10 of them
<DeathStar> *Taiga is leaning toward the doors*
<Jackieness> <Noire> *starts to search the office* "...keep an eye out."
<DeathStar> *as Noire searches the office, the area where the wall juts out looks like it could be a closet by the way it's designed
<Jackieness> <Noire> *checks the apparent closet*
<DeathStar> *after breaking in, the closet looks like it was retrofitted into a Batman pole down to the lower level*
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Bolthole."
<DeathStar> *Adeline slides down and they find themselves near a school exit - right where the vampire students and Headmistress seem to be gathering*
<Jackieness> <Noire> "...well..that was disappointing...a mundane bolthole rather than turnign into mist and slipping away."
<Seraphna> Jaime> WAit, was that what the dust was for, parlor effect?
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Mmmm..perhaps a mere distraction, afterall."
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> We don't know yet
<DeathStar> *As the team steps outside, the Headmistress turns and lifts a hand; the group would begin to feel weak, the vampire students turning to look at them* <Headmistress> No, don't bite them - yet.
<DeathStar> *Revi slowly burns what looks to be a mix of hyperspace and dark energy while feeling sick*
<Jackieness> <Noire> *raises her hands and begins to work a spirit seal to try to reverse the effetcs of whatever it was*
<DeathStar> <Headmistress> You can try to reverse it, but the sands were part of what helped turn me into a vampire long ago and remained with me ever since. Each of you either breathed it in or it fell onto your skin. I do not see how you can rid yourselves of it
<DeathStar> *Noire would begin to feel stronger*
<DeathStar> *Revi slowly gets to her feet; while this is going on, behind the vampires, ghosts begin to approach - turkey ghosts, perhaps drawn to the commotion*
<DeathStar> *or the turkey ghosts are drawn to just gobble Jaime up*
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Mmmm...now then...I do feel better." *pushes her glasses up*
<DeathStar> <Headmistress> How is that even possible?
<DeathStar> <Revi> I feel better as well. *she forms a hyperspace blade mixed with darkness*
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Mmmmm... we have battled ancient liches and outer gods. Ask yourself again what is impossible."
<Seraphna> **Jaime charges a blast, eying the ghosts, though the vampires are in the way**
<DeathStar> *suddenly, the turkey ghosts attack - the vampires and begin to drag them off, making turkey noises*
<DeathStar> <Turkey Ghost> BAGWAK
<DeathStar> *Taiga works on Ren and Cheryl, trying to stop the vampire virus in them*
<Seraphna> **Angela fills herself with Holy power, then helps Chii**
<Seraphna> **Kaelan sighs and blesses the area around them with Tsukiko Moonlight**
<DeathStar> *The Headmistress, eyeing all this, begins to turn into mist*
<DeathStar> * misting herself along the ground*
<Jackieness> <Noire> "And there we have it."
<DeathStar> *a few Turkey Ghosts remain on the parameter,walking around like turkeys do*
<Seraphna> Jaime> **frowns and pulls something out of her subspace, a vacuum cleaner**
<DeathStar> <Gnome> ... *Head tilt*
<DeathStar> <Gnome> That for the mist?
<DeathStar> - HOP-
<DeathStar> Location: Hotel
<DeathStar> *as the team returns to their van for the night, Tsukiko greets them*
<DeathStar> <Ren> I want sleep... we're sleeping all day Thanksgiving...
<DeathStar> <Ren> Oh yeah....Jaime
<Jackieness> <Noire> "Then you'll miss the food, Ren."
<DeathStar> *she points at Koko* Your bird.... that's a Turkey....
<DeathStar> *she moves inside the hotel* True.... we'll eat all day tomorrow...and sleep...then eat...then sleep...
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> I want a cute turkey chick...
<DeathStar> *she follows them inside while Adeline pats Jaime*
<Seraphna> Jaime> I realized... I will raise it to defeat the other turkeys.
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<DeathStar> *Koko chirps, puffing up*
<Seraphna> Jaime> Koko, Slayer of Evil Birds, Phoenix of the Suisen.
<DeathStar> <Adeline> Oh my, putting so much on the tiny shoulders!
<Seraphna> Jaime> I will train him well.
<DeathStar> <Adeline> *takes her hand and leads her inside*
<Seraphna> **Jaime walks, putting Koko on her shoulder like a parrot**
<DeathStar> *Koko rides proudly*
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<Seraphna> Jaime> No one told me they were cute as babies.
<DeathStar> <Cheryl> Right? Right?
<DeathStar> *Cheryl sways happily*
<DeathStar> <Ren> Why do I have a feeling you seriously plan to turn it into your own Turkey Slayer.
<Seraphna> Jaime> You thought I was joking?
<DeathStar> <Ren> I mean..uh...
<DeathStar> <Ren> It seems a little dark...
<Seraphna> Jaime> When one faces wolves, humans bred dogs to defend against them. I am merely teaching the enemy to be my friend as a human would.
<DeathStar> <Ren> So breed Turkeys to defeat Turkeys?
<Seraphna> Jaime> They will be Suisen Turkeys, and therefore on the side of Good.
<DeathStar> <Ren> W-where will you keep them?
<Seraphna> Jaime> The Turkey Pit.
<DeathStar> <Ren> *blink
<Seraphna> Jaime> **nods** Yes, a special facility to train the greatest of Turkeys and find ways to make them both cuter and mightier.
<DeathStar> <Adeline> Mmmm. I'd like that
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