The Duality Wars: The Alien Wars 6

Session 79




Session Start: Mon Jan 11 19:06:19 2016
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<DeathStar> 1.3.5991
<DeathStar> <Narrator> There is so much I wished I had told you back then...the look in your face now... I regret it. Even as I am breathing my last now, I want you to know that I watched over you and wanted to tell you. I did what I thought was best for everyone, and didn't know that events were spiraling out of control like they were. I tried to keep everything separate. It's why I helped you on your mission. It's why I sent the Aquarius out into the Quadrant to get in touch with the other races on the rumors of the of Crytok Empire slowly decaying from some unknown force, so that you could look for shards...
<DeathStar> Location: Aquarius
<DeathStar> 6* The group is on the Aquarius, which has been fully repaired from all the damage done onto it, along with a mini ship attached to it that has not been named. They are currently orbiting Kumen, preparing to hear what their new assignment will be, and who will go with them
<DeathStar> 6* Yuki examines the sleek, smaller ship, peering it over; it seems to be made for going down to planets and for other things, having less fire power than the Aquarius. Sen's shuttle is currently docking with the Aquarius
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<Seraphna> * Cookie peers at it and muses. "I think we should call it the Little Bear." *she nods, unashamedly*
<Sara> * Erica deadpans
<Sathen> 6* Kaylin stands nearby quietly
<kalonZombee> 6*Gor hangs about, wondering if he'll go on the mission or if he'll stay at the Academy for a while with his moms.
<Chain> <Kitty> why not the Reckoning?
<Jackieness`> <Airym> *is standing in the middle of the Aquarius' bridge, going through the ship diagnostics*
<Sara> <Erica> That sounds rather violent.
<Seraphna> Cookie> "Seems dramatic."
<Seraphna> Cookie> "How about the Voyager?"
<Chain> <Kitty> absolutely not
<Sara> <Erica> The what?
<kalonZombee> <Denise> The Mess Hall.
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<Sara> <Erica> Yes, Denise, I know you want more space-- but a whole ship isn't it.
<Chain> <Kitty> oh I know
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<Chain> <Kitty> how about Virgo
<Seraphna> Cookie> "How about... Bob."
<Chain> <Kitty> since this is the Aquarius
<kalonZombee> <Denise> If I wanted more space I would have suggested the Denise's Bedroom
<DeathStar> <Yuki> *peers at Kitty*
<Chain> <Kitty> what, everyone thought my first suggestion was to violent
<Sathen> Kaylin> "Why not ask if it has a designation?"
<DeathStar> 6* Sen walks along the hallways, guided by officers, moving to the bridge
<DeathStar> <Yuki> I'm fine with either
<Chain> <Kitty> Virgo then
<Sara> * Erica deadpans, looking between them
<Seraphna> Cookie> "Aww... they're going to call you Virgo, Bob the Ship." *she says to the ship*
<Chain> 6*Kitty deadpans at Cookie
<DeathStar> 6* Sen peers at them, holding a capsule. Her dark eyes peering over them
<DeathStar> 6* The asian maid stands at attention, her dark hair down to her waist, wearing her maid outfit like a uniform
<kalonZombee> <Gor> Cookie, never change.
<Seraphna> * Cookie looks over and waves. "Hihi Sen-Sen!"
<Seraphna> * Cookie smiles at Gor.
<Chain> 6*Kitty waves to Sen
<Sara> * Erica salutes
<kalonZombee> <Gor> Hi Sen.
<Jackieness> <Airym> "All systems are green."
<Sathen> 6* Kaylin stands at attention quietly
<DeathStar> <Sen> I see you all are gathered. That will make it easier. *she sets the canister down*
<kalonZombee> 6*Denise eues
<kalonZombee> *eyes it
<Seraphna> Cookie> "Oh?
<Chain> <Kitty> whats that Sen?
<Jackieness> <Airym> "Please elaborate."
<DeathStar> <Sen> Your assignment, Captain Hildegard will be to go around the Crytok Empire and establish communications with the various races. Peaceful channels. We don't have much of a presence here
<DeathStar> <Sen> We like to change that and make sure Kumen has more of a voice in the Quadrant.
<DeathStar> 6* Yuki sits up, since that will let her do her search outside Kumen and Geyze
<Sara> <Erica> Yes, ma'am. Of course. That means no punching anyone. *she notes out loud to her crew; likely thinking of a certain sword*
<Seraphna> Cookie> "To boldly go where no Kumen has gone before?"
<DeathStar> <Sen> Whatever information you can learn out there, we want you to transmit it back home as well. We don't know how big the Quadrant is, really - outside what races have come to come Kumen, so you'll be mapping the system for us as well.
<kalonZombee> 6*Gor nods
<Sara> <Erica> I'd imagine if it's like other quadrants, and by definition it should be, it'd be pretty huge... *she notes softly*
<DeathStar> <Sen> I imagine you will be gone for some time on this assignment, though with your special engines getting home should not be too hard if we need you. Inside the canister is an unborn tech-spirit in the same vein as Cam'dee was made. We have not 'awaken' her so that if you all decide to use her in the spirit-tech engines, you can guide her as you see fit
<DeathStar> <Sen> Without her, activating the spirit-engines should be impossible
<Sara> * Erica peers at the canister and blinks, moving to take it so that she can keep it safe
<Seraphna> Cookie> "She'd be born more independant than Cam'dee was?"
<DeathStar> <Sen> She'd be dependent on the technology still, since if we made her fully a spirit, she'd die out here
<DeathStar> <Sen> THere's no life on the ship
<Jackieness> <Airym> "Shall I take precautions to limit Gor's contact with her?"
<kalonZombee> <Gor> Look, I didn't mean to name Cam, okay?
<DeathStar> <Sen> But she can go anywhere she wants on the ship. If you can get around the limitations of the ship by giving her something as powerful as the ship engine in pocket form, by all means, do so
<Chain> <Kitty> I believe they mean you plugging in more than a usb Gor
<DeathStar> 6* Sen nods to them, then peers at Yuki a moment. "Be safe, all of you." 6* She then takes Kitty's hands
<Sara> <Erica> Yes, ma'am. I understand.
<DeathStar> <Sen> Take care, my friend
<Chain> 6*she lightly pinches his ear as she nods to Sen
<Jackieness> <Airym> "Your pelvic sorcery is well-documented, Gor."
<Chain> <Kitty> You know I'll be back Sen
<Chain> 6*she pulls her into a hug
<kalonZombee> <Gor> ... I say nothing.
<DeathStar> 6* Yuki wonders why Sen gave her a look, musing, then seems pleased they are going out there. "This is a good chance to scan for shards."
<DeathStar> 6* Yuki nods to Airym
<Chain> <Kitty> I wouldnt be a Giblin otherwise, you look after Tora and your babies
<kalonZombee> 6*He keeps his mouth shut since there's currently 2 women in here sleeping with him
<Chain> 6*Kitty elbows Gor
<Sara> <Erica> We'll all be back. That I'll make sure of.
<kalonZombee> 6*Gor smiles at Kitty and rubs her back
<Jackieness> <Airym> "I have already created a sensor profile for detecting shards."
<Sara> <Erica> Go for it. Not that I'd expect to find anything yet...
<DeathStar> 6* Sen peers at Gor and her, tilting her head and leers a bit
<Sara> * She says quietly to Airym
<Jackieness> <Airym> "Initiating test scan now."
<kalonZombee> 6*Gor raises an eyebrow at Sen since he's never kept it secret that he and Kitty are married now
<DeathStar> 6* Sen moves to go, walking backwards to keep leering at Gor
<kalonZombee> 6*Gor holds one of Kitty's hands
<DeathStar> 6* Airym's scan is bounced back, Kumen having shields up all over it, thanks to how anal the Corporations are
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<Jackieness> <Airym> "Hmmmm... curious that Kumen is shielded at this specific wavelength."
<Sara> <Erica> Expected, really. Shields are shields.
<Chain> <Kitty> in any case...I think I'll focus on reports then
<Chain> <Kitty> if thats alright with you captain
<Seraphna> <Cookie> "Hmmm..." *she crosses her arms and looks out curiously*
<DeathStar> 6* Yuki looks over the areas that are shielded, making notes
<Sara> <Erica> Sure. I suppose we should head out once Sen has disembarked, if all hands are accounted for...
<DeathStar> <Yuki> Before we depart, Erica
<Sara> <Erica> Yup?
<DeathStar> <Yuki> I'd like to make a job request
<DeathStar> 6* Yuki heads to her room
<kalonZombee> <Denise> Heading to make dinner for senior crew members. Everyone better fucking like strawberry shortcake.
<Chain> <Kitty> thats not dinner
<kalonZombee> <Denise> It's dessert!
<DeathStar> 6* Yuki peers at her notepad, pulling Kitty along
<Sara> <Erica> I LOVE strawberry shortcake. *she notes before following Yuki*
<Seraphna> * Cookie wanders after Yuki.
<kalonZombee> <Denise> Someone appreciates me. 6*She smiles at Erica and moves off
<Chain> 6*Kitty blinks as she's dragged away
<kalonZombee> 6*Gor moves to work in enigeering
<kalonZombee> <Gor> See you tonight, Kitty
<DeathStar> <Yuki> How much coins you got in this reality? I never really saved up in the year I spent here. 6* She mumbles, peering at the notepad
<DeathStar> 6* She stops in her room, pulling out communication devices that are unmarked
<Sara> <Erica> My family's... pretty damn rich, actually.
<DeathStar> <Yuki> That works.
<Chain> <Kitty> I invested mine
<DeathStar> 6* Yuki sits and begins to do contacting, clearly doing black market stuff, leaning back, peering at Kitty and her. "I'm hiring Cypher to look into those blank areas for me. Incase there are shards on Kumen I missed."
<Seraphna> Cookie> "I think I have some credits in my pocket?"
<Chain> 6*Kitty, forever a capitalist
<DeathStar> <Yuki> I want to convince Wolfe to convince them. That's why I dragged you, Kitty. Incase I need another voice he knows
<Chain> <Kitty> why not his half brother?
<Sara> <Erica> Cypher, huh... I'm still a little uncomfy that they had full reign of our ship -- I would no matter who it was -- but they did a good job of keeping it safe...
<Chain> <Kitty> not that I'm against it
<DeathStar> <Yuki> True, but I'm his half-sister. If I can't do it, why would Gor? I figure us girls
<Seraphna> * Cookie tilts her head.
<Chain> <Kitty> well you know I'll help
<DeathStar> (er, half grand-niece)
<Sara> <Erica> Girl power. *she says dry and unenthusiastic but it sounds more like a statement than an explanation regardless*
<DeathStar> (just niece)
<DeathStar> 6* Yuki spends 30 minutes, finally getting a gruff female voice. "Uh, hi. I have a job for Cypher. This is Yuki? The cute adorable fox that knows Wolfe? I was wondering if I could hire his team for something."
<DeathStar> <Female Voice> Hold on.
<DeathStar> 6* Soon Wolfe is put on to verify who Yuki is
<DeathStar> <Female Voice> Is this girl who she is, or do I need to cancel this line>?
<Seraphna> * Cookie listens, grinning a bit.
<Chain> <Wolfe> no she's good
<DeathStar> <Yuki> Hi Woooolfe!
<Chain> 6*tail thumps are heard
<DeathStar> <Yuki> I have Kitty here with me, too
<Chain> <Wolfe> Yuki! Grump-Kat
<Chain> 6*Kitty jerks at that
<DeathStar> 6* Yuki giggles.
<DeathStar> <Yuki> I was wondering if your cool gang of whatever you guys do could do me a favor. It doesn't have to be high priority since we'll be off planet for a while, but we'll pay.
<DeathStar> <Yuki> You know we're looking for shards to save our world.
<Chain> <Wolfe> I think I can run it by the boss, it should be ok
<DeathStar> <Yuki> There's few areas that are shielded from our scans. If your group could investigate them thoroughly for the shards. *she reads the coordinates* If you find anything, we'll pay like I said.
<DeathStar> <Yuki> Thanks, Wolfe.
<Chain> <Wolfe>no problem
<DeathStar> <Yuki> Take care of yourself, Uncle
<Chain> <Wolfe> dont call me that, youre older than I am
<DeathStar> 6* Yuki pfffts
<DeathStar> <Yuki> I'm a beautiful 19. How old are you again?
<Chain> <Wolfe>....in dog or regular years?
<DeathStar> <Yuki> Mmmmhm
<Sara> * Erica coughs to herself, reminded of how much younger Yuki is than her
<Seraphna> Cookie> "Well we all know I'm the cute little one here." *she says deadpanned, being definately older than Yuki*
<Chain> 6*Wolfe scratches the side of his face trying to remember for himself
<DeathStar> 6* And part of that is because Yuki got sucked away for a year.
<Chain> <Wolfe> I think I'm 16? maybe 17 I honestly havent thought about it...
<Seraphna> Cookie> "Yikes he's built for a 17 year old."
<DeathStar> *Yuki muses, then seems to remember she just turned 20, huhing*
<Sara> * Erica tilts her head at Yuki
<kalonZombee> 6*Jan suddenly realizes she's a cradle robber
<DeathStar> <Yuki> Lets see
<Seraphna> Cookie> *giggles at Yuki*
<DeathStar> <Yuki> You were 16 when I was investigating the disturbances to begin, and I was 18ish then
<DeathStar> <Yuki> It depends on when you got sucked over really
<DeathStar> <Yuki> Well, talk to you later, Wolfe
<Sathen> 6* Kaylin stops by the door *
<Chain> <Wolfe> see you Yuu
<Seraphna> Cookie> "My Yuki is growing up." *she sniffles*
<DeathStar> 6* Yuki blinks. "Why? Since I just turned 20?"
<Sathen> Kaylin> "Should I not mention that I've only been online for five years?" 6 *Granted she looks to be close to Yuki's age
<DeathStar> 6* Yuki walks along, realizing she forgot all about her birthday."
<Seraphna> Cookie> "Well you got another year on me!"
<Sara> * Erica pats Yuki on the head
<Seraphna> Cookie> "So I'm only... 7 years older now?"
<DeathStar> <Yuki> Well, I did "lose" a year. 6* She leans into the pats.
<DeathStar> <Yuki> Well, happy 5th year, Kaylin
<Chain> 6*Kitty holds out a small cake and present
<Seraphna> Cookie> "Happy Online Day Kay kay!"
<Sara> <Erica> Lost, or gained. Depends on how you look at it, in a sense.
<DeathStar> 6* Yuki leans against Erica teasingly
<DeathStar> <Yuki> I guess I can't tease you about dating a teenager anymore. Buu
<DeathStar> <Yuki> *whispers to her*
<Sara> * Erica peers at her
<DeathStar> 6* Yuki wags her tails, clearly in a playful mood, humming
<Sathen> 6* Kaylin will stand to the side to watch and listen
<DeathStar> 6* Yuki works her way back to the bridge, since Sen is back at the CoreSector HQ
<Jackieness> <Airym> "Welcome back, Yuki."
<Seraphna> * Cookie follows Yuki again.
<DeathStar> <Yuki> Thank you
<Sara> * Erica raises an eyebrow. "So you get a greeting but I don't." she notes teasingly
<Chain> 6*Kitty deadpans her cake and present ignored
<DeathStar> 6* Kitty would note the cake is gone
<DeathStar> 6* Yuki is nibbling on it
<DeathStar> <Yuki> Thish was for me, right?
<DeathStar> 6* Yuki pauses, looking suddenly worried
<Chain> <Kitty> yes
<Seraphna> * Cookie leans over and nibbles some of it.
<Chain> 6*she rubs her head
<DeathStar> 6* Yuki beams, being a treat nut
<Jackieness> <Airym> *tilts her head to the side* "Captain on the bridge."
<Chain> <Kitty> happy birthday
<DeathStar> 6* Yuki jerks at Cookie, then smiles at Kitty. "Thank you." 6* She finishes her cake first before going to the present, being a greedy fox on the inside. She then takes the present, opening the wrapper carefully to save it
<DeathStar> 6* Samson sits on the bridge instead of Kre'trav, who didn't join them since her people are back on Geyze
<Chain> <Kitty> I have to admit, its not exactly from me, Miyu gave me it to hold onto for you
<Sara> <Erica> ... *Erica jerks, double-taking*
<DeathStar> 6* He checks over the various instruments, looking much older than he was last seen
<DeathStar> 6* And by older, I mean by 2 years
<Jackieness> <Airym> "also Samson is aboard."
<Sara> <Erica> S-Samson!?
<DeathStar> <Yuki> Really. *She muses, peering at it curiously*
<DeathStar> <Samson> Yes, Captain?
<Seraphna> Cookie> "Hihi... 'Samson'!"
<Chain> 6*Inside snowflake like pendant
<DeathStar> 6* The blonde haired man looks up, sporting a beard
<Chain> <Kitty> yeah, if you look on the back theres suppose to be something
<DeathStar> 6* Yuki gasps in delight, holding it up, then peers at the back
<Chain> 6*its a mini picture of their family all together
<DeathStar> 6* Yuki smiles, tails wagging. "Aww..."
<DeathStar> 6* She melts, putting it on
<Sara> <Erica> Welcome... back. *she notes, as if slightly dumbfounded*
<DeathStar> 6* Samson salutes, sitting back down
<Seraphna> * Cookie hops over to Samson and leans in to look into his face.
<Chain> 6*Kitty puts Yuki on her shoulders and carries Yuki out
<Seraphna> Cookie> "Hmmmmm."
<Chain> <Kitty> lets see what the commotion is about
<DeathStar> <Yuki> Sounds like that Samson guy is back on the ship. The one that looked like you know who
<kalonZombee> 6*Denise eyes Samson on board and adjust dinner portions appropriately
<DeathStar> <Samson> How may I help you, Ensign Cook?
<Seraphna> Cookie> "Cook?" *she tilts her head*
<Chain> 6*Kitty carries her anyway
<DeathStar> <Samson> A grown up name for you.
<DeathStar> <Samson> oh, Captain, I bought you a gift. *he says nonchalant* I left it in your Captain's ready room. *he points at the side room on the bridge*
<Seraphna> Cookie> "Ohhhh." *she smiles* "You seem familiar. Very familiar."
<DeathStar> 6* Yuki rides along
<DeathStar> <Yuki> <A gift? Sounds like he's buttering you up>
<DeathStar> <Samson> I get that a lot.
<Sara> <Erica> I like it. *she says dryly about the name thing* Oh? All right. Crew, get us ready to head out... <Who knows? I'll take a look, though.> *Erica heads to the ready room to check*
<DeathStar> 6* He works on his console
<DeathStar> 6* There's a clothing box on her desk
<Seraphna> <Cookie> "I suppose... just you remind me a bit of my teacher." *she grins and stands back up properly*
<Jackieness> <Airym> "Mister Samson, is your gift for the captain embarassing or intimate in nature?"
<DeathStar> 6* Samson slowly takes the Aquarius away from the planet, inputing the coordinates for jump to the first planet
<DeathStar> <Samson> Depends, I suppose, on her mentality.
<Jackieness> <Airym> "Her mentality?"
<Seraphna> * Cookie doesn't seem to bother trying to read him at the moment, perhaps because she suspects he's trained to block. She moves to take a seat.
<Sara> * Erica opens the box and peers in. Assuming it doesn't explode. The thought does seem to occur to her for a moment.
<DeathStar> 6* Inside the box is this outfit: http://www.thealienwars.com/TAW6/Bios/Aquarius/Erica1.jpg
<kalonZombee> 6*Gor makes sure that engineering does their job since Little is presumibly not around and he's basically second in commando
<kalonZombee> *command
<DeathStar> <Samson> Yes. The gift means nothing, but she could take it differently. MEntality
<Sara> <Erica> <...Why does this look like it will barely fit over my boobs?>
<DeathStar> 6* Yuki is drooling mentally
<DeathStar> <Yuki> <I-I am not sure, w-we should find out>
<DeathStar> 6* Yuki paws on top of Kitty
<Sara> * Erica shrugs and folds it back up into the box to put away for now. <Anything for you.>
<Chain> 6*Kitty makes a face, unsure why
<DeathStar> <Samson> We are ready to make the jump to light speed
<Sara> * Erica steps out. "Acknowledged. Take us out, Agent."
<Chain> 6*Kitty then opens her top a bit
<Sara> * Meaning to make the jump of course
<Chain> <Kitty> better hop in Yuki
<DeathStar> 6* Yuki leaps in and hangs out, ready for the jerk the ship does
<DeathStar> 6* Samson nods and pulls the lever. The Aquarius hangs a moment, then leaps, the entire ship lurching
<Chain> 6*Kitty braces before she makes it somewhere safe
<kalonZombee> <Gor> <...Why can't I hop in those?>
<DeathStar> 6* After a moment or two, the ship settles back down, the lightspeed humming filling the ship
<Sara> * Erica stumbles but quickly gets her balance until things stabilize
<Seraphna> * Cookie makes a loud WHEEEE! sound.
<Chain> 6*Kitty sighs as she rubs the top of Yuki's head, unable to get Gor's mental message since they dont have that ability
<Jackieness> <Airym> "The ininertial stabilizers will need to be recalibrated."
<Sara> <Erica> Something like that... *she mumbles*
<Kemonohime> <Saoirse> <... The prick that took my room is back, but now that's Yu's... you should warn her he might steal it and booby trap everything.]
<Sara> <Erica> <It's okay. Yuki can stay with us if it happens.>
<DeathStar> <Yuki> <Wait, someone is trying to take my room?1?
<DeathStar> 6* Yuki leans into the pets
<Kemonohime> <Saoirse> <Before or after the kaboom?>
<DeathStar> 6* Samson rises, and waves at Erica as he walks by, adjusting his uniform
<DeathStar> <Samson> Tell Saoirise I said hi
<DeathStar> 6* He exits the bridge
<Kemonohime> <Saoirse> <Holy fuck he remembers me?>
<DeathStar> <Samson> *walks up to Kitty* Everything okay, Kitty?
<Chain> <Kitty> hello to you too Samson
<Seraphna> * Cookie peers around. "So... who wants snacks?"
<Sara> <Erica> <What a mystery that man is.>
<Chain> 6*she keeps rubbing Yuki's head
<Jackieness> <Airym> "We do have the officer's dinner as well. Denise insists on it."
<DeathStar> <Samson> If you need to talk about anything, let me know. *he notes, moving on*
<Seraphna> Cookie> "Oh!"
<Seraphna> * Cookie summons forth a cookie and nibbles it.
<DeathStar> -TIME JUMP-
<DeathStar> 6* Later, while the ship is still traveling through light speed, everyone is gathered at the officer's table, with Denise's meal of strawberry cake
<DeathStar> 6* Yuki sits, eating happily, and Samson is quiet, eating something healthier
<kalonZombee> 6*Actually the meal is lasagna
<Seraphna> * Cookie is pleased and eats, looking at Samson curiously.
<kalonZombee> 6*With a vegetarian option for Gor and whoever else wants it
<DeathStar> <Yuki> So, since we're all here, what should we talk about?
<kalonZombee> 6*The shortcake is dessert and it sits on a side table for later
<DeathStar> 6* Yuki chews on the cake, having stolen it
<Chain> 6*Kitty is on her sixth serving
<kalonZombee> 6*Denise glares at Yuki for not eating the lasagna she slaved on, but absolutely adores Kitty
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<Chain> <Kitty> hey Denise
<Seraphna> Cookie> "Mmm... something fun."
<kalonZombee> <Gor> It's good to see you again, Samson.
<kalonZombee> <Denise> Yes GrumpCat?
<Chain> <Kitty> Could I ask you for--- wait what did you say
<DeathStar> <Samson> Thank you, Gor.
<kalonZombee> <Denise> Nothing. What did you need?
<DeathStar> 6* Samson reads a book on politics in Kumen in the new century
<DeathStar> 6* Yuki peers at everyone
<Chain> <Kitty>....could you cook me some steaks....the lasagna is delicious and all but I'm starving
<Seraphna> * Cookie leans over curiously. "Is it a thousand pages one people being greedy?"
<Kemonohime> * Saoirse stares at Kitty in disbelief
<Sathen> 6* Kaylin sits at the end of the table, nibbling on some of the lasagna to be courteous
<Chain> <Kitty> Gor's had to slap my hand away already
<DeathStar> <Samson> Not exactly. It talks about how people need to take a stronger hand in guiding people in the upcoming century because the human population is dying out with bioimplants, drugs, mutations, and mindless sex and pleasure. I am sure where you come from it is a paradise, but here, the people are losing themselves in disease and overpopulation on a small world."
<Chain> 6*she holds up her hand already welted
<DeathStar> <Samson> So they look to big corporations to tell them what to do
<kalonZombee> <Denise> Are you pregnant or something?
<Chain> <Kitty> No
<DeathStar> <Yuki> Kitty just has to use up a lot of energy to do her attacks
<Sara> <Erica> The Corporations are a 'fun' bunch. *she says dryly* My family was always making deals behind the scenes, including with the bhe big corporations sometimes...
<kalonZombee> 6*She gets up and moves to cook them "How do you want them? If you answer anything above medium I am going to judge you harshly
<Chain> <Kitty>weapons need a lot of fuel and well we have monster appetites
<Chain> <Kitty> rare
<Sara> <Erica> Not that I ever knew any of them personally. I was just "the daughter". *she takes a drink after saying that*
<Seraphna> * Cookie muses. "Well... at one time where I came from, that was a big problem too... well... similar."
<kalonZombee> <Denise> Kitty, I could kiss you.
<Chain> <Kitty> wanna make it happen?
<kalonZombee> 6*She heads off to make Kitty some steaks "NOBODY TOUCH THE FUCKING SHORTCAKE WITHOUT ME
<kalonZombee> <Gor> She's... something else.
<Chain> 6*Kitty tries to steal off Gor's plate again
<DeathStar> <Samson> *He peers at Erica* There are several big females at the head of corporations. Your family was just idiots for not seeing the value in you
<kalonZombee> 6*Gor smacks her hand
<DeathStar> 6* Yuki eats another shortcake
<Seraphna> Cookie> "But..." *she thinks* "I'm a little vague on things even now, but... I remember something in history class about a plague at one point massively reducing our population, and after that we started to recover. I think that happened a few times."
<kalonZombee> <Gor> Stoppit.
<Chain> 6*Kitty huffs
<Chain> <Kitty> you dont even LIKE eggplant
<Chain> 6*which is a lie
<kalonZombee> <Gor> Neither do you!
<kalonZombee> 6*Which is the truth
<DeathStar> 6* Yuki chews on the eggplant
<Chain> 6*she huffs
<DeathStar> 6* While they argue
<Sara> <Erica> They saw the value when I was little. I couldn't take being raised as some prim and proper 'big business madame' though. After a while, some stuff happened that kinda... stopped me from going that route, hahah...
<DeathStar> 6* In fox form
<Sara> <Erica> And after the first time they had to get me out of custody I think they lost a lot of interest...
<kalonZombee> 6*Denise shortly arrives with 3 rare steaks and 5 baked potatoes for Kitty
<kalonZombee> 6*The baked potatoes have the works on them
<Chain> 6*Kitty pulls Denise into a kiss before thanking her and chowing down
<DeathStar> <Samson> I see. Well, You are making a difference here. But unfortunately, one can makea difference with Corporations too
<kalonZombee> 6*Denise blinks
<DeathStar> <Samson> Either by tearing them down and giving people anarchy, or trying to change the system
<DeathStar> 6* Yuki tries to eat a potato
<kalonZombee> <Denise> AP!
<kalonZombee> 6*She yells at Yuki
<Sara> <Erica> Yeah... I just hope my family's doing okay, no matter how things turned out.
<DeathStar> 6* Yuki flops onto back and shows her foxy belly
<Jackieness> <Airym> "Historically, anarchy was followed by totalitarianism."
<Sara> <Erica> Kumen sure has been on a long and dark highway for a while...
<kalonZombee> 6*Gor finishes off his eggplant lasagna while Denise gets around to passing out shortcake
<Chain> 6*Kitty rubs her belly, some how using one hand to cut and skewer her meal
<Seraphna> Cookie> "It's kinda sad... are there signs of the people revolting though?"
<Sathen> 6* Kaylin watches and listens, a slight blush to her cheeks at Kitty and Denise's exchange
<DeathStar> <Samson> I wonder if the president will get taken out then
<Seraphna> Cookie> "I remember while we were down there stuff about cameras and some Psycho thing."
<DeathStar> <Samson> They are always the first blamed. *he looks up as the ship exits lightspeed at their destination*
<Sara> <Erica> I don't think that'll happen. Certainly plenty of shady netrunners who'd be more than happy to take over if they could, though. But CoreSector is pretty secure...
<DeathStar> <Samson> Not as secure as you might think
<Kemonohime> <Saoirse> It's not perfect, but I think she's crafty also.
<Sara> * Erica peers at him slowly
<Kemonohime> <Saoirse> Now if you were to rephrase as it as her losing power... I do wonder...
<Jackieness> <Airym> "The ship-bomb incident is proof that their power is not absolute."
<Sara> <Erica> That would be... unfortunate. Plus that's our bread and butter, you know?
<Chain> 6*Kitty lifts a bite of steak....deadpanning at a little fox Yuki on it
<Chain> <Kitty> stealing bites when you can...huh birthday girl
<kalonZombee> 6*Denise eats her shortcake
<Sara> <Erica> Hey, now. Don't take it all for yourself.
<DeathStar> 6* Yuki looks innocent
<DeathStar> 6* Yuki shimmies to Erica, whistling
<Chain> 6*Kitty polishes off the last one and exhales
<DeathStar> 6* Samson rises to go to the bridge. "If the president did fall, I shudder to think who would replace her. Though in the end, the people will blame her for all the corporations do anyway, even if one of them take over."
<Chain> <Kitty> that should tide me over for a bit
<kalonZombee> 6*Gor smiles, rubbing Kitty's leg
<DeathStar> 6* Yuki leaps onto Samson for a ride
<Seraphna> Cookie> "Can't we just spank people?" *she follows Samson*
<Sara> * Erica moves to get some shortcake then head up to the bridge -- business before pleasure but shortcake and business together.
<Jackieness> <Airym> *rises and also goes to the bridge*
<DeathStar> 6* Samson takes a seat. On the viewscreen is a space station orbitting aquatic world. Information comes up on the planet, indicating it belongs to the Ske'rals
<Chain> 6*Kitty picks up the cake and carries it with the others
<Seraphna> Cookie> "So we're starting with what we know I guess?"
<Sara> <Erica> The Ske'ral huh... that's interesting.
<DeathStar> 6* There are land masses and citities, as well, and it looks like it's a humid planet
<kalonZombee> 6*Gor follows Kitty while Denise gathers plates for dishes
<DeathStar> <Samson> It's the closest system to our own. IT's why they made contact with us
<DeathStar> 6* The space station hails them
<Sara> <Erica> Most of the ones I ever knew of were pretty much freelancers, mercenaries, that kind of lot... can't say I know much about their native habitats. * Erica looks up* On screen.
<Jackieness> <Airym> "Raising them on screen now, captain."
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<DeathStar> 6* A Ske'ral appears on screen, an ugly alien to look at really. A terrible looking shade of red hue and bulbous ears, and their face is wrinkled. Their eyes are red as well. This one looks like a male, with no distinctive gender parts. "He" looks at them suspiciously. "What iz your business here, Kumenlings?"
<DeathStar> 6* It wears a fine looking silk robe, sitting in what appears to be a warming device, reclined back
<Sara> <Erica> Greetings. We're on a mission of peace. *she puts on a warm smile*
<DeathStar> <Ske'ral> Peaaceee? *it stresses the word, as if confused*
<DeathStar> <Ske'ral> *it looks at someone off to the side, talking to them muted*
<Jackieness> <Airym> *sends over all data on the Ske'ral to Erica's datapad*
<Sara> * Erica peers at it subtly
<Chain> 6*Kitty is already writing a report between bites of the 5th cake slice
<DeathStar> 6* It seems, from what little they know, the Ske'ral do mercenary missions and take on the characteristics of the races they mimic,. In their true form little is known, but they are believed to be very reptile like, with little understanding of concepts humans might have outside it.
<DeathStar> <Ske'ral> Peaceee. *he repeats* I see. You are here for some sort of nicity treatyyy?
<DeathStar> *he heh hehs a bit*
<Sara> <Erica> Not necessarily. But we wish to further understanding between our peoples and learn more about each other, if possible.
<DeathStar> *Yuki scans for shards off to the side, getting a hit somewhere in their major city*
<DeathStar> <Ske'ral> *narrows eyes, talking to the person muted to the side; Samson seems to be trying to read their lips*
<DeathStar> <Samson> I wonder if they might take that as trying to learn their weaknesses or secrets. They seem very .... hard to understand
<DeathStar> <Ske'ral> *turns back* Why do you want to learn about ussss.
<DeathStar> *his tail shifts*
<kalonZombee> 6*Gor hmmms, looking at them curiously
<Sara> <Erica> Friendship and cooperation. Solidarity. The universe is full of dangers, and we have everything to gain by learning more about each other, regardless of any sorts of 'treaties' or 'agreements'.
<Sara> <Erica> Consider it more a matter of science than politics.
<Chain> 6*Kitty leans into Erica and whispers
<DeathStar> *more mute talking, then the Ske'ral forces a strange look of grimace that must be a smile* <Ske'ral> Yes, let us learn about each other. Where would you like to meeeet? <Yuki> Um, how about your homeworld? *She speaks up, bouncing into picture* We would love to see your culture and city!~ *she flails*
<Sara> * Erica nods to Yuki. "Yeah, that sounds good." *she says, adding*
<DeathStar> 6* The Ske'ral narrows eyes a moment, perhaps trying to see the trap, but nods. "Veryyyy well. We will meet in 12 hours time."
<Sara> * Erica beams
<DeathStar> 6* The Ske'ral cuts the transmission
<DeathStar> <Samson> They will do everything they can to learn our secrets and weaknesses
<DeathStar> <Samson> Be prepared
<DeathStar> 6* He turns to face Erica
<Chain> 6*Kitty quietly adds in her report "boop the snoot?"
<Jackieness> <Airym> "They likely believe we are hostile and itnending to do the same."
<Sara> <Erica> Perhaps... they do seem hard to understand. We'll all have to do our best.
<DeathStar> <Yuki> We'll have Gor seduce their womenz
<Jackieness> <Airym> "I advise studying the supplementary material that I have provided."
<Chain> <Kitty> Gor would die there
<Seraphna> Cookie> "I can keep my mind open."
<Sara> * Erica is peering at it. "He might have a hard time. They have no gender-distinct... ahem... parts."
<Chain> <Kitty> he is a gitari and they seem like they would see him as food
<Chain> <Kitty> besides, we have one thing they will like a lot about us
<Seraphna> Cookie> "But he has a legendary snake."
<Sara> <Erica> I'd like for my officers to please study the information we do have before the meeting, of course; we want to be ourselves, since this is for mutual understanding, but we also want to be at our best and not offend, if possible.
<DeathStar> <Yuki> What's that?
<Chain> <Kitty> we are extremely warm
<DeathStar> <Yuki> Hm, true
<DeathStar> 6* Yuki nods to Erica
<Sara> <Erica> <By "Legendary Snake" she means his...> *she coughs mentally*
<DeathStar> <Yuki> <Blargh>
<DeathStar> 6* Yuki runs off
<DeathStar> 6* Samson stares, then sits down to read the material
<Seraphna> * Cookie giggles and holds her sides.
<Sara> * Erica smirks, but she looks like she can't blame Yuki for her reaction
<Chain> 6*Kitty blinks at Yuki
<Kemonohime> <Saoirse> <There she goes-- probably to be caught by a legendary snake.>
<Chain> 6*Kitty then goes to read
<Seraphna> Cookie> <It spins!>
<DeathStar> 6* Yuki enters her room and is caught by trip wire and traps
<DeathStar> <Yuki> Aieee!
<Chain> 6*Kitty goes to rescue Yuki
<Seraphna> * Cookie blinks and hops up, heading after her.
<Chain> <Kitty> Yuki....
<Seraphna> Cookie> "Wha..."
<DeathStar> <Samson> Oh yes, I moved back in
<Sara> * Erica sighs and gets out some wire cutters
<DeathStar> 6* Samson flips a page
<Seraphna> Cookie> "...Hey that's my room too!"
<DeathStar> 6* Yuki hangs upside down
<Chain> <Kitty> stop flailing youre getting more tangled
<DeathStar> <Yuki> O-Okay
<Sara> * Erica moves to cut Yuki free if possible
<Chain> 6*Kitty holds Yuki still so Erica can
<DeathStar> 6* Yuki falls due to their help
<DeathStar> 6* Thankfully, Samson didn't put real effort into it
<Sara> <Erica> Don't suppose you'd mind moving in with me proper, little fox?
<Seraphna> * Cookie hmms, then blinks. "Wh-What about me?"
<Sara> <Erica> ...Didn't you already have a room before you basically moved into Yuki's?
<Seraphna> Cookie> "Yeah but I gave it away..."
<DeathStar> <Yuki> S-Sure, I'd like that. <Samson> *calls out* She can stay with me
<Chain> 6*Kitty moves off to read
<Seraphna> * Cookie squeaks. "B-But I'm married!"
<DeathStar> <Yuki> Thanks, Kitty. *She paws at her*
<DeathStar> <Samson> ... then why don't you stay with your wife?
<DeathStar> *he peers through his glasses*
<Seraphna> * Cookie pauses and blinks.
<Seraphna> Cookie> "...Ohhhhhh yeahhhhhhh."
<Sara> * Erica facepalms
<Seraphna> Cookie> "I can still sneak into Yuki's room for snuggles right?" *she clearly means Erica's room now*
<DeathStar> -END-
Session Close: Mon Jan 11 21:32:58 2016