The Duality Wars: The Alien Wars 6

Session 88

Session Start: Sat Mar 12 18:14:04 2016
Session Ident: #DualSession88
* Now talking in #DualSession88
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* kalonZombie sets mode: +o Seraphna
* DeathStar sets a cookie down
* kalonZombie nibbles on it
* GhostChain has it with milk
* Seraphna is Cookie
<Jackieness> c.c
* Jackieness nibbles the cookie that is not Sera
<DeathStar> That is 4
<DeathStar> I'll start of the session, then turn it over to Sera and Kalon. Then I might wrap it up after I reveal a key thing
* DeathStar sloths over to the start button
<Jackieness> :o
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<DeathStar> Location: The Monorail to the Pleasure City
<DeathStar> 6* The group is currently on a luxurious monorail, complete with food, waiters, and private rooms. Asarar sits in a seat, having had to make all the non-humans dress up as servants since this is the elite resort and no non-human outside the one fauna that is a Corporate owner, would be on this
<DeathStar> 6* She all their stuff packed up so once they get there, they can grab the stuff and move out of sight to the reserved area and switch clothes to do the wedding, while looking for the shard piece
<DeathStar> 6* Asarar eyes a map, leaning back in the seat of the private booth, trying to study the layout of the resort city, while Ymir tugs at the servant outfit she is in
<kalonZombie> 6*Max does not disguise himself, save being in his human form, which he is in most of the time anyway.
<Seraphna> * Luci yawns a little bit, looking out the window and enjoying the scenery.
<Jackieness> <Kira> *is done up in red with makeup and her hair in a stylish bob instead of a messy bob*
<Seraphna> Luci> <You make an adorable serving boy.> *is dressed up all fancy since she can pass off as a human*
<GhostChain> 6*this is a rare occassion where Wolfe has opted to shift into his female version, crossing arms under her breasts
<kalonZombie> <Max> <Yeah, too bad I'm not dressed as one.> 6*He's also slightly fancily dressed, and that's by normal standards, not Max "A shirt with no holes in it is fancy" standards
<Sara> * Chelsea looks awkwardly at her outfit
<Seraphna> <Luci> <Better change back into one since, you know... you kinda still show in human form.>
<DeathStar> <Asarar> Hm...
<kalonZombie> <Max> <Oh my hair barely has any stripes in it at all.>
<Seraphna> * Luci sets a hat on his head, that's fairly rediculous and hides things.
<GhostChain> 6*Wolfe snorts
<kalonZombie> <Max> Oh waitress, I believe I need a topoff. 6*He hands a glass to Wolfe
<Jackieness> <Kira> "Trying to remember if I've ever been this way before..."
<GhostChain> <Wolfe> I'm not your serving girl
<DeathStar> <Asarar> Hard to believe. It took getting a pass from Sen for us to manage it
<kalonZombie> <Max> Oh my such lip, I must remember to complain to the company about the service.
<DeathStar> <Asarar> We have the private church here to do the service. <Ymir> *tug tug*
<DeathStar> 6* There's a knock for food service
<Seraphna> Luci> Mmm? Seems there's food.
<Seraphna> Luci> <In next week's comic, the forbidden romance between Max and Female Wolfe. Ooooo...>
<DeathStar> 6* Ymir turns as the door opens and a young aurit, barely 10, wearing a skimpy outfit opens with a food tray with real food, nothing synthetic. There's lobster, fish, steak, and sauce on the side. Ymir salivates
<kalonZombie> <Max> <That's forbidden?>
<DeathStar> 6* Bon peeks out of Chel's maid outfit and sniffs in cat form
<Seraphna> Luci> <...Mmm... muwhahahahaha.>
<DeathStar> <Aurit> Food?
<Sara> * Chelsea fidgets, glancing at Bonnie
<DeathStar> 6* She eyes Max's hat with his clothes
<kalonZombie> <Max> Don't judge.
<Seraphna> <Luci> "Don't mind if we do." *she grins and gets meats* "Do you like his hat? It amuses me that he wears it."
<DeathStar> <Aurit> S-Sorry sir. *She bows her head like she might be hit*
<kalonZombie> <Max> I won't hit you.
<kalonZombie> <Max> Thank you for the food.
<kalonZombie> 6*He moves for the steak
<DeathStar> 6* Asarar fiddles with the map, ignoring it all. Ymir grabs a fish quietly
<Jackieness> <Kira> "There's alot up here that is fuzzy... and you know... spy."
<GhostChain> 6*Wolfe steals first bite of steak
<DeathStar> <Aurit> *blinks toward Kira*
<DeathStar> *Aurit then bows her head again*
<Jackieness> <Kira> "I spy with my eye... something fuzzy."
<DeathStar> 6* She hands them a small bill to be paid later and exits with her cart*
<kalonZombie> <Max> <Is it my tail? I thought I hid it in my pants>
<DeathStar> 6* Asarar glances at it and cough spits
<DeathStar> 6* Then quietly makes a note to put it on Sen's tab
<Jackieness> <Kira> "What? Did someone eat the not-so-complimentary nuts?"
<DeathStar> 6* Ymir eats, sharing with Bon and Chel
<Seraphna> <Luci> Bet they charge for the water too.
<DeathStar> <Asarar> If it's purified, yes
<Jackieness> <Kira> "whatever you do, do not open any of the mini-fridges."
<GhostChain> 6*Wolfe continues to steal steak
<kalonZombie> <Max> They never have anything good anyway.
<kalonZombie> <Max> ...Except the alcohol but even then.
<DeathStar> 6* Soon the monorail stops. Asarar mumbles how many miles they went, then rises and grabs the luggage. Ymir helps, stumbling bck
<Seraphna> <Luci> What if we ate the little snacks in the basket?
<Seraphna> * Luci stands, looking at Asarar, then the luggage.
<Jackieness> <Kira> "Its not free." *stands*
<Seraphna> Luci> "Poor Sen then."
<DeathStar> <Asarar> Let's go to your church
<GhostChain> 6*Wolfe rises and grabs her own luggage
<Sara> * Chelsea helps as well, may as well do as she's dressed
<DeathStar> 6* Asarar gets into line with other rich nobles, who all look pampered, their maids carrying everything. As they step off, fresh air hits them and they step onto real sand. Asarar blinks her eyes at real plants growing everywhere, and buildings erected on real land
<DeathStar> <Asarar> What the hell...this is a dead moon
<Seraphna> Luci> *let's Max carry her things, knowing full well what it'll look like otherwise*
<DeathStar> *er, planet
<DeathStar> 6* Asarar looks around at the live area, then back at the ocean water
<DeathStar> 6* A dome erected to contain it
<kalonZombie> 6*Max carries the bags without grumbling at all
<DeathStar> 6* The monorail the only way in and out
<GhostChain> <Wolfe> kinda makes me remember summer back home
<Seraphna> * Luci nods up at the dome. "That's likely what's also making this possible. What's the term... hydro... pan... icks?"
<Jackieness> <Kira> "Biodome. Controlled enviroment."
<DeathStar> <Asarar> *she eyes the scanners for the shard and eyes the readings all around the place as they walk toward the church, but especially strong at one point up high. She peers up at the top of the dome, squinting but not seeing anything*
<Seraphna> Luci> *walks along, taking in the sights*
<DeathStar> <Asarar> Anyone have any glasses that can zoom in to the very top?
<Jackieness> <Kira> *lowers her voice* "It may be on the outside... landed right on top of the dome."
<Seraphna> * Luci peers up with her dragoon eyes and tries to see, burning a perception.
<DeathStar> 6* There are entertainment venues, theaters about with shows, real places cooking foods
<GhostChain> <Wolfe> if you mean opera glasses, sorry Otto took mine and Max has my backup
<DeathStar> 6* It's still too high even with dragoon eyes, but there seems to be something sparkling up there
<Seraphna> Luci> "I see... something sparkly up there. But I can't see any better than that on my own."
<DeathStar> 6* Asarar checks them into the church where the ceremony is being held and Ymir trots in, changing
<DeathStar> <Asarar> It could be the shard is up there and controlling the dome
<kalonZombie> 6*Max walks into the church, looking around "Fancy"
<DeathStar> 6* Asarar moves inside; all the stuff Luci and Max has ordered is there waiting to be set up
<Seraphna> * Luci steps in and gets her dress out that Miyuki gifted her and the bridesmaids dresses. She takes charge of some of the staff who dress those who volunteered up, those that volunteered or were asked.
<kalonZombie> 6*There is a LOT of variations of red meat for the party afterwards. A LOT of it.
<Jackieness> <Kira> "If it is, then getting it could cause trouble..."
<DeathStar> <Asarar> *muses on what these shards are if her theory is right as she changes*
<Seraphna> * Other than that, Luci left most of the planning to Max.
<DeathStar> <Asarar> Yes. It could bring the dome down
<kalonZombie> 6*But that's for later. Max moves off to help get everything ready as well "Wolfe, you go change. In more ways than one.
<GhostChain> <Wolfe> dont have to tell me twice, I dont like how your wife to be was looking at me
<Seraphna> * Luci gives a leering look.
<kalonZombie> <Max> She doesn't look at you any different when you're a guy.
<GhostChain> 6*Wolfe visibly shudders
<GhostChain> <Wolfe> she's already plotting
<GhostChain> <Wolfe> also you better have a thank you card for my mom
<kalonZombie> <Max> <Already? You've been plotting since I first started dating you.>
<GhostChain> 6*Wolfe moves off to change
<kalonZombie> <Max> I do. She also got an invite if she can manage to get here without starting a war.
<Seraphna> * Luci looks innocent as she goes to get changed into her wedding dress.
<Jackieness> <Kira> "I'll just go find a seat."
<Seraphna> Luci> <So who'd you get to read the vows?>
<kalonZombie> 6*Max moves off to go change as well, knowing the people setting up everything will do just fine
<kalonZombie> <Max> <Some guy who came highly reccomended.>
<DeathStar> 6* Asarar sits as well, setting a dress she got Chelsea aside
<Seraphna> Luci> <If he has a lisp or speaks in wonky w's I will sell you.>
<DeathStar> 6* Bon snoozes in a seat in cat form, while Ymir comes out in her dress, yawning and sitting, chewing on a flower
<Sara> * Chelsea pets the snoozing Bonnie, looking up at Ymir
<Seraphna> * Luci and her maid of honor, Ortora, get ready. Since she asked Ortora to do that a while ago and needed someone pure to give her away.
<kalonZombie> 6*Max makes a face then turns to Wolfe "Oi. You. Do your best man duties and tie my tie.
<GhostChain> 6*Wolfe deadpans
<kalonZombie> 6*The tie is a mess as he tried to tie it himself
<GhostChain> <Wolfe> god youre uncivilized
<GhostChain> 6*Wolfe works his tie
<Seraphna> * LUci pauses to draw a quick sketch of Wolfe and Max sharing a lovely tie tying moment, snapping a scan.
<kalonZombie> <Max> Sorry I was too busy being a mercenary for hire to learn how to tie a tie.
<Seraphna> * Luci muses, having to do the lonely bride thing since Ortora can't be there.
<Seraphna> * Luci grabs Ymir.
<DeathStar> 6* Ymir merowls
<Seraphna> Luci> "Wanna be my maid of honor?"
<DeathStar> <Ymir> O-okay?
<Seraphna> Luci> "I need a pure maiden to give me away to Max."
<GhostChain> <Wolfe> its like tying a garrot you dingus
<DeathStar> 6* Asarar has set up an Ortora poster since being a daemon no way they could get her there
<DeathStar> <Ymir> *nods* Max is very unpure
<Seraphna> Luci> "Yes, but I love him anyway."
<kalonZombie> <Max> I don't use garrotes. I use hammers and swords so big even I need two arms to lift them.
<DeathStar> 6* Asarar flips through a few papers; Bon purrs in her sleep
<GhostChain> <Wolfe> hence why youre an ex-merc
<Jackieness> <Kira> *sits in the pews, counting cracks in the ceiling*
<Seraphna> * Luci fits the maid of honor dress on Ymir and fixes her own, finishing getting ready while the boys do their traditional last minute chat.
<kalonZombie> <Max> Technically I'm still a merc under Asarar.
<DeathStar> <Ymir> *stands looking all important, while Asarar leans back, watching all this. Hood is there in the asiles, having filled it up a moment ago with all his faunas and aurit*
<Sara> * Chelsea gently picks up the dress Asarar set aside for her, looking at Asarar
<GhostChain> <Wolfe> your tie is done can I go now
<kalonZombie> 6*Hood bring there is going to be a surprise since Max "forgot" to invite him
<DeathStar> 6* It's a high class dress, since Asarar figured that Chelsea would likely not get herself anything for this. And the GM thought that Max and Luci got Kira one as thanks
<DeathStar> (if they didn't...oops)
<Seraphna> * Luci invited him. And said Max needed Hood there to give him away.
<kalonZombie> <Max> Aren't there usually some words the best man is supposed to say before the thing?
<Seraphna> * Luci totally got Kira a nice, lovely, and totally slinky dress.
<Seraphna> Luci> <I think that's usually after during the party.>
<DeathStar> <Hood> *has this huge, 3 foot long sheet of paper, and he seems to be practicing in the asile*
<kalonZombie> <Max> <I thought they said things in private. Also shush you.>
<GhostChain> <Wolfe> how would I know
<Seraphna> Luci> <Hood's going to make a speech too and don't you dare stifle the poor man.>
<GhostChain> <Wolfe> youre marrying her, dont screw it up
<kalonZombie> <Max> Very inspiring words. <Hood's here? I thought I sent his invite to the completely wrong address on the other side of the planet.>
<Seraphna> <LUci> <I fixed it, also he's giving you away to me. So touching!>
<GhostChain> <Wolfe> and seriously, get her to stop pairing us up
<kalonZombie> <Max> I'll stop after the honeymoon.
<GhostChain> 6*Wolfe pats his shoulder and moves to sit
<Sara> * Chelsea goes to change
<DeathStar> <Ymir> *guards Luci meanwhile, eyeing Max and hissing*
<kalonZombie> 6*Max moves to get ready, the music will start as soon as everyone's changed and sitting
<Seraphna> * Luci gets ready to go out when Max takes his place with the person to wed them. She pets Ymir.
<DeathStar> <Asarar> *to Kira* don't they usually not talk to each before the wedding*
<kalonZombie> 6*How can Ymir hiss at him when they're in different rooms
<DeathStar> <Asarar> Because I bet they are
<Seraphna> Luci> "Your senses are keen, my good kitty."
<kalonZombie> 6*Once everyone is sitting, the music starts and starts to walk out, not even making a face at seeing Hood
<Jackieness> <Kira> "I think its just that the groom isn't supposed to see the bride in the dress until they are at the altar."
<DeathStar> 6* Hood waves at Max
<DeathStar> <Ymir> He leaves his phermones everywhere
<DeathStar> <Asarar> As long as I don't have to marry them
<DeathStar> 6* Asarar closes her eyes
<Seraphna> <Luci> "Mmm, that he does."
<Seraphna> * Luci waits till Max takes his place, then walks out with Ymir, taking her time walking down the aisle.
<kalonZombie> 6*Max walks up to the altar, Wolfe and presumibly Hood by his side
<DeathStar> 6* Hood winks at Max, caching him
<GhostChain> 6*yep, though Wolfe yawns a littl
<kalonZombie> 6*And he stares at Luci in the dress. He says quietly to Wolfe "...I am the luckiest man in the galaxy.>
<DeathStar> 6* Ymir trots along
<Jackieness> <Kira> "I don't think you're licensed anyway."
<DeathStar> 6* Distracted now and again and pawing the air
<DeathStar> <Asarar> Good.
<Seraphna> * Luci smiles at his looks and keeps going, she gives people smiles, keeping her pace to Ymir doesn't fall behind.
<GhostChain> 6*the phigglets walk in front dropping rice grains and flower petals, they are adorable
<DeathStar> <Asarar> Since they eat real meat here, I should warn the phiglets to hide
<DeathStar> 6* Ymir arrives with Luci after a few technicacilities
<DeathStar> 6* Asarar scans for Chelsea
<Seraphna> * Luci smiles at Max brightly as she takes her place holding flowers, which she hands to Ymir for the next part.
<Sara> * Chelsea smiles at Asarar
<DeathStar> 6* Asarar smiles back
<kalonZombie> 6*The priest turns around. He stays silent for a second. And then... "Mawwage. Mawwa6*Cough cough "Wow, okay, that was weird.
<GhostChain> 6*Wolfe deadpans
<Seraphna> * Luci blinks a bit.
<DeathStar> <Hood> Maybe I should marry you two. I'm licensed
<DeathStar> *he whispers*
<kalonZombie> <Max> ...Go for it. You. Out of here.
<DeathStar> 6* Hood gets in front of them and takes out his license, which is technically for Aurits and Fauna. "Lets see. Have you two gotten your shots...well, lets skip that since you're clearly not fauna and aurit, heh heh. We are gathered here today for the union of two people."
<kalonZombie> <Priest> But I only had something stuck in my- 6*He is shoved out of the way by Hood
<DeathStar> 6* It seems Hood got licensed to marry his girls. But to who?
<Seraphna> * Luci gives Hood a smile.
<kalonZombie> 6*Max just smiles in general
<DeathStar> <Hood> Maximillion Gerar and Luciana Elisheva, do you two, before the spirits, the state of Kumen, and the people gathered here today in testimate, promise to love each other, cherish each other, and honor each other, as long as you both shall live?
<DeathStar> 6* Hood tosses cards out, skipping sections
<DeathStar> 6* A few fauna shake their heads, as if used to it, rings on their hands
<kalonZombie> <Max> I do.
<Seraphna> Luci> I do.
<DeathStar> <Hood> And do any here object? No? Good. Then with the power given to me by the court of Quadrant 6, Mid Level Court 6, I pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the bride.
<DeathStar> 6* Hood tosses all the card sheets behind him
<Seraphna> * Luci grins up at Max.
<DeathStar> <Asarar> I am pretty sure, even though I never attended a wedding, that there was a few more lines to it
<kalonZombie> 6*Max picks her up since she's so short and kisses her deeply and lovingly
<Seraphna> * Luci leans into it.
<Jackieness> <Kira> "So that's it?"
<DeathStar> <Fauna> Hood just hits the parts that makes it legal.
<DeathStar> 6* Hood tosses petals. "Go before the spirits and make babies"
<DeathStar> 6* Hood trots down and smacks Max's butt
<DeathStar> <Asarar> I'll go look into the shard and how to reach it while you all have the after wedding party. I'll be back later
<DeathStar> 6* Asarar stands up
<Seraphna> * Luci makes sure the rings are exchanged and everything, winking a bit.
<kalonZombie> 6*Max smiles, sliding her ring onto her
<Jackieness> <Kira> "i'll make sure the party doesn't turn into a riot."
<Seraphna> Luci> <So it's Garsheva right?>
<kalonZombie> <Max> <Yep.>
<kalonZombie> 6*Max smiles, walking down the aisle with her
<Seraphna> * Luci walks with him, looking quite pleased.
<DeathStar> 6* Ymir wipes her eyes
<DeathStar> <Ymir> I-I want to get married now
<DeathStar> 6* Ymir bawls
<DeathStar> 6* Hood claps with his girls
<DeathStar> <Hood> So beautiful. *He leans toward Chelsea* So cutie, you want to join my club of fauna and Aurit?
<DeathStar> *Bon bites him in her sleep*
<Jackieness> <Kira> "Isn't there something about a bouquet now?"
<Sara> * Chelsea jerks, but adds to that: "Sorry, but I'm taken."
<DeathStar> <Hood> Aw. Well, okay. *He winks at her*
<Seraphna> * Luci blinks. "Oh, right, the flowers, Ymir?"
<DeathStar> *Bon bites harder*
<DeathStar> *Ymir hands it over, sniffling more*
<GhostChain> 6*the phigglets dangle from the flowers, chewing
<Seraphna> * Luci then hands them back to her. "Whoops, looks like you caught them. That means you're getting married next."
<Jackieness> <Kira> "And don't forget the garter."
<Seraphna> * Luci blinks and grins. "Mind the honors of taking that off me, love?"
<kalonZombie> 6*Max takes it off and tosses it at Wolfe, since he's basically the only guy here aside from Hood
<DeathStar> 6* Ymir blinks then yays
<DeathStar> <Ymir> I'm going to get married! --- but to who?
<DeathStar> 6* Ymir sits and ponders
<GhostChain> 6*Wolfe dodges it
<DeathStar> 6* Hood ducks it
<DeathStar> <Hood> I already got 30 wives
<Sara> * Chelsea blinks at what's going on
<kalonZombie> <Jan> Are you trying to say something, Wolfe?
<DeathStar> 6* No doubt it hits Chelsea then
<kalonZombie> 6*She's been here, quiet the whole time
<Jackieness> <Kira> *twitches as the garter slips down th front of her gown*
<GhostChain> <Wolfe> you realize that its suppose to suggest that who ever catches both items are meant to be married next right? to eachother
<DeathStar> 6* Ymir peers at Kira
<Seraphna> Luci> "Oh my."
<DeathStar> <Ymir> Hello, pretty lady
<kalonZombie> <Jan> I don't know these things. I'm technically a bastard.
<GhostChain> <Wolfe> well now you know why I didnt leap out to grab it
<Jackieness> <Kira> "Apparently you are destined to marry my breasts."
<Sara> * Chelsea jerks but picks the bouquet up after it hits her
<DeathStar> 6* Bon meanwhile is eating at the buffet
<Jackieness> <Kira> "No sense fishing it out now. Time for the reception."
<DeathStar> <Ymir> *sits by Chelsea*
<DeathStar> <Ymir> *she studies the various fauna and aurit that came with Hood, debating if she should talk to some of them*
<Seraphna> * Luci goes with Max to take their seats and eat.
<kalonZombie> 6*The buffet has gone all out. Lots and lots and LOTS of red meat. A chef there to cook steak to your specifications. There's also some fish and sushi and chicken and such, but MAN a LOT of cows died for this wedding.
<DeathStar> 6* BonBon peers up, a good portion of the food gone already
<DeathStar> <Bon> .... *Crawls off*
<Jackieness> <Kira> "not supposed to eat until the bridge and groom have done the cake cutting."
<GhostChain> 6*the phigglets tackle Bon
<kalonZombie> 6*There's also THE cake, but also pie, chocolates, puddings, jello shots, and alcohol. Leave it to Max to choose really good alcohol (when somebody else (miyuki) is paying)
<kalonZombie> 6*Max brings Luci over to the cake and holds the knife "You want to do it or should I?
<Seraphna> Luci> "Mmm, you can do it."
<DeathStar> 6* Later, since Sen won't pay for the actual wedding, and if Max paid for that much real steak and not synthetic steak, this would have cost him close to 250,000 coins
<DeathStar> 6* Maybe more
<kalonZombie> 6*He cuts the cake. Plus I already said Miyuki is fronting the entire cost.
<Seraphna> * Luci made sure he didnt go too wild, the real stuff MAY be an exaggeration.
<DeathStar> (That works)
<kalonZombie> (Yeah that works)
<DeathStar> 6* Ymir eats, tail wagging. Bon squirms under the phiglets
<Jackieness> <Kira> "Now stuff it in the bride's mouth."
<kalonZombie> 6*Either way Max feeds Luci cake, and not shoving it into her face because that's rude and also a VERY expensive dress she's wearing
<kalonZombie> 6*Or very expensive for him, considering his usual poverty levels
<Seraphna> * Luci noms cake.
<Jackieness> <Kira> "Ok, now that's taken care of."
<Seraphna> * Luci feeds Max cake.
<kalonZombie> 6*Max smiles, noms, and then sits to let Wolfe introduce the new married couple and make a wildly innappropriate speech
<Jackieness> <Kira> *goes to get herself a plate now that the checklist is complete*
<Sara> * Chelsea follows suit
<DeathStar> <Hood> *Crosses things out of his*
<GhostChain> <Wolfe> you cant be serious
<Seraphna> Luci> "Speeeeeech!"
<GhostChain> <Wolfe> no
<kalonZombie> <Max> Wolfe, you know this would happen when you agreed to being forced to being my best man.
<kalonZombie> <Max> Speech.
<GhostChain> <Wolfe> I'm not giving a speech
<kalonZombie> <Max> If you don't give a speech I will not get Luci to stop drawing the comics.
<GhostChain> <Wolfe> you werent going to anyway
<Seraphna> Luci> "Just put up another, the hits are fantastic!"
<kalonZombie> <Max> "Dear Mrs. Nue, you cannot believe what your son did after the honor I bestowed upon him for my wedding..."
<GhostChain> <Wolfe> and that, everyone, is the Garsheva.
<Jackieness> <Kira> *sips from a glass of wine* "...hmmm... I think this is box wine."
<kalonZombie> 6*To be fair Max doens't know wine. Max knows hard liqor.
<Sara> * Chelsea gets herself a plate of various kinds of fish-related foods, and sits to eat
<kalonZombie> 6*Max orders his steak rare and piles on more food
<Seraphna> * Luci orders hers medium rare and also piles on food.
<DeathStar> 6* Ymir gnoms, chatting with fauna, while Bon hides behinf Chelsea
<DeathStar> <Hood> I just wanted to say one thing
<DeathStar> *He rises with a wine glass, turning to Max and Luci*
<kalonZombie> 6*Max looks at Hood
<Seraphna> * Luci sips her own wine and smiles at Hood.
<DeathStar> <Hood> Max here is one of the most generous and best men I know. He let me keep a lot of money that was not mine to help a lot of fauna or aurit that were being abused by the world. His selfishness during that moved me, truly. In that chest beats the heart of a hero, I wanted to tell you, the heart of a tiger. And every day I wake up and want to be like him. And Luci, you are like a spirit yourself. You two are a perfect couple. And I hope you have many happy days together
<DeathStar> <Hood> That's all I wanted to say. *He wipes at his eyes* I have to go to the bathroom. Something in my eye. *He walks out*
<Seraphna> * Luci smiles and giggles.
<kalonZombie> <Max> Wolfe, you suck at being a best man. HEY HOOD, YOU'RE THE BEST MAN NOW.
<Sara> * Chelsea takes Bonnie and sits her down to eat too
<GhostChain> <Wolfe> its a little late Max
<kalonZombie> <Max> Lalalala I can't hear you. 6*He eats and sips his whiskey
<Jackieness> <Kira> "Well, everything is going well so far."
<Seraphna> * Luci sketches on a napkin. "Ooo, a mysterious third wheel, "H" gets between our boys."
<GhostChain> 6*Wolfe deadpans
<kalonZombie> <Max> All you had to do was make a speech, Wolfe. 6*He shurgs and eats
<GhostChain> <Wolfe> my mom paid for your wedding, I think that absolves me
<Seraphna> Luci> "You know if this gets any more popular Max won't need to support all the little tigergons."
<DeathStar> 6* The area shakes a bit. Asarar walks in, her dress in ruins and sheepishly sits down by them, trying to look calm
<DeathStar> <Asarar> A-hem. *She sips some wine she grabs*
<Seraphna> * Luci looks around, blinking.
<kalonZombie> <Max> ...Was that an earthquake?
<DeathStar> <Asarar> We should proceed to the monorail now
<DeathStar> *Asarar drinks the wine all the way down*
<DeathStar> 6* She then rises again and grabs a dufflebag, putting the food into it
<Seraphna> Luci> "Ummm... okay." *she piles food into subspace and moves along, pulling something over her dress to protect it*
<Sara> * Chelsea jerks but follows Asarar, with her plate in hand amusingly
<GhostChain> 6*Wolfe picks up his girls and food as they head out
<DeathStar> 6* Ymir looks around as the fauna and aurit rise and flee
<Jackieness> <Kira> "...what did you do?"
<Sara> * Chelsea makes sure she has Bonnie too
<DeathStar> <Asarar> I took the shard that was powering the place
<kalonZombie> 6*Max moves out and heads with them, grabbing steak and alcohol
<DeathStar> 6* Asarar moves out, grabbing her second bag
<kalonZombie> 6*...Mostly alcohol
<DeathStar> 6* Then moves to the monorail, which is parked. PEople look around confused as the area begins to die up as the place shakes subtlely
<Jackieness> <Kira> "...discreet escape. So much for a stay at a luxury resort."
<DeathStar> <Asarar> I'll take us to Geyze
<kalonZombie> <Max> <The steak isn't real but this is good... apparently I grabbed the Vodka, rum, and absynth>
<Seraphna> * LUci pouts at all the treats she wasn't going to get now. She blinks at Asarar. "Oh?"
<DeathStar> 6* Asarar gets onto the monorail before it gets crowded
<DeathStar> <Asarar> Yes. After we get the other two shards
<Seraphna> * Luci gets on as well.
<kalonZombie> 6*Max gets on, shoving the alcohol into a bag
<DeathStar> <Asarar> Payment is delivering them to the Academy
<Jackieness> <Kira> *climbs on to the monorail*
<DeathStar> 6* Without the shard to support the environment, it begins to die up
<DeathStar> 6* People begin to panic and flee to the monorail
<DeathStar> 6* Hood runs out of the church with his pants down
<DeathStar> <Hood> Wait for meeee!2
<Jackieness> <Kira> "What a bad design. No backup power or anything."
<kalonZombie> 6*Max holds the door open for Hood
<DeathStar> 6* Ymir sits in their booth and looks for what to order since Sen is paying for this part. Hood rushes on
<kalonZombie> <Max> Fess up. Which bridesmaid were you sleeping with?
<Seraphna> Luci> "Mmm. Someone was brash using it at all." *she sits in the booth, and considers the menu* Turf and Turf it it.
<DeathStar> <Hood> Uh, you only had one
<DeathStar> 6* Hood pickpockets rich people as the flee past him onto the monorail as it begins to leave the place
<DeathStar> 6* Asarar pulls out a present for Luci
<DeathStar> <Asarar> There. Happy Wedding Day
<Seraphna> * Luci blinks and opens it. "Mmm? Thank you!"
<DeathStar> 6* It's a photo of Luci and Max when they first met
<Jackieness> <Kira> "Don't forget how I played matchmaker."
<Seraphna> * Luci smiles and hugs Asarar.
<kalonZombie> <Max> Look at us, shaking hands a little awkwardly because I'm so much bigger.
<DeathStar> 6* Hood sits in his private booth, having made a fortune pickpocketing
<Seraphna> Luci> "I made you wait so long to get into my pants."
<kalonZombie> <Max> And that was AFTER I realized I wanted you.
<kalonZombie> <Max> <Now I have free access.>
<Seraphna> * Luci grins. <As long as you're a good tiger.>
<DeathStar> -END For now-
<DeathStar> Minis can be done from here
<DeathStar> Tummy is mad at me
* Jackieness rubs on the DS
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Session Close: Sat Mar 12 22:52:51 2016